"You must be shopping for someone else, right? Birthday gift?", the saleswoman says to me. Actually, I should say 'holler' as she was on the other side of the store when she said it.

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"Uncle Jerry! We're getting a kitty!!"

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I've been gaming for a vast majority of my life and I need to comment on what was announced today. Xbox revealed their next console, Xbox One ( Read more... )

How not to befriend a librarian:

"Yeah, I tried using your stupid number to renew my book and it didn't work and now I've got fines or something."

Yeah... I'm not going to be nice to you, pumpkin.

Finally started playing Mass Effect 3. While I'm enjoying the game, there are a few issues that really get under my skin ( Read more... )

Chills, nausea, muscle aches/cramps, crawling skin, lack of appetite. Awww, yeah. Best early birthday present ever. *shudder*

I have several GBA games in my hoard, but you'll notice that I've not included a one of them as of yet. There are two reasons for this ( Read more... )

A well read man submits himself to the rigorous examination of The Committee, a shadowy group who has strong influence economically and politically within Arabic culture. They've got everything on his background, ranging from his professional history to his inability to perform in bed with women on a few occasions. After dancing naked, being given ( Read more... )

I had such a bad day at school that I punched a light post while leaving campus, leaving me with bruised knuckles and a right hand that doesn't really want to move at the moment. I *hate* the students and staff so much right now, I might just look at another university to graduate from.

This song is helping.

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