Jul 29, 2013 14:34
July 20-
Man on phone with Indian accent: Hello, okay? Yes, I am with Windows, okay? Yes, and I am calling to tell you that you have downloaded bad files, okay? When you use the Internet or play games or use Facebook, you downloaded files which corrupts your hardware and software, okay? Now, I will walk you through your computer and tell you which files to manually delete, okay?
Me: Yeah, I'm gonna hang up on you now.
Today-
*phone rings, man with deep Indian accent asks for Beemer. I recognize his voice as the man from "Windows" who called me last week.
Me: Who is asking?
Him: Yes, I'm with E-Life, okay? Is this (says our phone number)?
Me: Gee, I dunno. Is it? You called me.
Him: Is this (repeats phone number)? Yes or no? Are you listening?
Me, irate: Oh, I'm SO listening.
Him: Yes, we're calling about your computer. When you get online, you may download viruses-
Me: Oh, YOU. Yeah, you called just last week, telling me you're from Windows and that I need to delete files from my PC.
Him: No, sir! Windows does not call people directly! We're calling to fix your computer, okay!
Me: And to do so, I need to delete the very same files you told me last week, right?
Him: Well, okay, but-
Me: Oh, hell no. Hey, take my number off your list and don't call me again, OKAY?
He starts to argue and I hang up on him. Man, that's really getting on my last nerve.
wtf?,
irate