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I bet that's not an opening sentence you hear every day. ;)

Anyways. I came back from work today to find that Somebody had gone into my room, eaten crackers in the bed, unscrewed the light bulb, spilled lavender essential oil all over, and eaten all the gummy vitamins. All the vitamins. I'm surprised they're not dead yet.

I need a door.

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So... Here's a story for you.

Today whilst crossing the border I found that my Passport wasn't in my purse like usual. Okay no problem. I'll just turn around and pick it up.

Small problem...

The American's said that if I set foot in their country without my passport they'd arrest me. Even just to turn around. Luckily my drivers licence and the records ( Read more... )

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