The (Revised) Declaration of Independence from King George
I'm starting a revolution. I will welcome anyone who has the nerve to stand up to the stupidity that we call our President. For we all know those who voted for him that are uneducated in the political field did it because "He gone done and kicked Sadam's ass." You people make me sick. You shouldn't be allowed to vote until you can justify your reasons.
We hold these truths to be self-evident: That King George W. Bush has abused the power He has been given on a nation and a world in which he has no right to preside over in that way. King George of Texas has a history of repeated inappropriate cuts of federal funding, never-ending increases of the National Debt, entering foreign countries without full knowledge or a plan of attack and appropriate support of the country He runs. All this and more having direct object to the establishment of an absolute tyranny in a democratic nation. To prove this, let the facts be submitted to a candid world.
He has sent troops of the United States over to occupy a foreign country with no plan of attack.
He has managed to set a record deficit after taking office with a record surplus. The Outstanding Public Debt as of the time this was written on 3 November 2004 is approximately $7,451,769,421,702.56. The population of United States citizens as of 3 November 2004 is estimated at 294,701,984. Each citizen's share of debt stands at $25,285.78. The National Debt has continued to increase by an average of $1.67 billion a day dating back to 30 September 2003. He has shown no concern for this issue. When He took office in 2001, the surplus stood at $230 billion.
He takes frequent ranch vacations while the rest of America is working in the economy he is destroying.
He made a case for war on a foreign country which intelligence claimed there were no Weapons of Mass Destruction. These so-called WMDs were never found.
He has wildly underestimated the cost of war.
He has failed to convince NATO allies why war in Iraq was important.
He has spent $6.5 billion on nuclear weapons in the year of 2004, while he shortchanged the United States army of body armor overseas.
He has failed to develope a specific plan dealing with the continuous threat of North Korea. He has focused on less important issues in the Middle East.
He has signed a report endorsing the transport of jobs held by American workers overseas.
He has pledged a "jobs and growth" package which has fallen short of his goal to create 5.5 million new jobs by 2004. His pledge has fallen short by 1,615,000 jobs.
He has passed tax cuts weighed heavily on helping the wealthy.
He has ignored pleas to extend unexmployment benefits. Long-term unemployment has reached a twenty-year high.
He has proposed a "No Child Left Behind Act" but has failed to promote and fund it.
He has signed a budget proposing the smallest increase in education funding in nine years.
He has underfunded the Title 1 Program which is targeted to help disadvantaged kids by $7.2 billion.
He has denied funding to after-school programs, which has left a potential amount of 50,000 children out of these programs.
He has underfunded Health Care for troops and veterans. Yet he wants them to go fight a war for HIM that has no plan.
He has relaxed food labeling restrictions on health claims.
He has reduced action against improper drug advertising by 80 percent.
He has weakened the energy efficiency standards.
He has relaxed dumping standards for mountaintop mining, allowing the Florida Everglades and Oregon's Siskiyou National Forest to be open for mining.
He has lifted protection for more than 200 million acres of public land.
He has opposed a legislation that would provide greater fuel efficiency for passenger cars.
He has cut grants to state and local governments forcing states to make massive cuts in job training, education, housing and environment.
We, therefore, the representatives of the people who give a shit about the United States of America, in a free and open assembly, appeal to the rest of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the same and by the authority of the good people of these views, solemnly publish and declare, that these United States are, and of right ought to be, FREE AND INDEPENDENT STATES; that they are resolved from all allegiance to the Texas crown, and that all political connection between them and the crown of King George is, and ought to be, totally dissolved; and that, as free and independent people from King George, they have the full power to kick him out of office, conclude peace, fix debt, restore alliances, revive the economy, and do all other acts which will make up for the mistakes He has made.
We hold these truths to be self-evident: That King George W. Bush has abused the power He has been given on a nation and a world in which he has no right to preside over in that way. King George of Texas has a history of repeated inappropriate cuts of federal funding, never-ending increases of the National Debt, entering foreign countries without full knowledge or a plan of attack and appropriate support of the country He runs. All this and more having direct object to the establishment of an absolute tyranny in a democratic nation. To prove this, let the facts be submitted to a candid world.
He has sent troops of the United States over to occupy a foreign country with no plan of attack.
He has managed to set a record deficit after taking office with a record surplus. The Outstanding Public Debt as of the time this was written on 3 November 2004 is approximately $7,451,769,421,702.56. The population of United States citizens as of 3 November 2004 is estimated at 294,701,984. Each citizen's share of debt stands at $25,285.78. The National Debt has continued to increase by an average of $1.67 billion a day dating back to 30 September 2003. He has shown no concern for this issue. When He took office in 2001, the surplus stood at $230 billion.
He takes frequent ranch vacations while the rest of America is working in the economy he is destroying.
He made a case for war on a foreign country which intelligence claimed there were no Weapons of Mass Destruction. These so-called WMDs were never found.
He has wildly underestimated the cost of war.
He has failed to convince NATO allies why war in Iraq was important.
He has spent $6.5 billion on nuclear weapons in the year of 2004, while he shortchanged the United States army of body armor overseas.
He has failed to develope a specific plan dealing with the continuous threat of North Korea. He has focused on less important issues in the Middle East.
He has signed a report endorsing the transport of jobs held by American workers overseas.
He has pledged a "jobs and growth" package which has fallen short of his goal to create 5.5 million new jobs by 2004. His pledge has fallen short by 1,615,000 jobs.
He has passed tax cuts weighed heavily on helping the wealthy.
He has ignored pleas to extend unexmployment benefits. Long-term unemployment has reached a twenty-year high.
He has proposed a "No Child Left Behind Act" but has failed to promote and fund it.
He has signed a budget proposing the smallest increase in education funding in nine years.
He has underfunded the Title 1 Program which is targeted to help disadvantaged kids by $7.2 billion.
He has denied funding to after-school programs, which has left a potential amount of 50,000 children out of these programs.
He has underfunded Health Care for troops and veterans. Yet he wants them to go fight a war for HIM that has no plan.
He has relaxed food labeling restrictions on health claims.
He has reduced action against improper drug advertising by 80 percent.
He has weakened the energy efficiency standards.
He has relaxed dumping standards for mountaintop mining, allowing the Florida Everglades and Oregon's Siskiyou National Forest to be open for mining.
He has lifted protection for more than 200 million acres of public land.
He has opposed a legislation that would provide greater fuel efficiency for passenger cars.
He has cut grants to state and local governments forcing states to make massive cuts in job training, education, housing and environment.
We, therefore, the representatives of the people who give a shit about the United States of America, in a free and open assembly, appeal to the rest of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the same and by the authority of the good people of these views, solemnly publish and declare, that these United States are, and of right ought to be, FREE AND INDEPENDENT STATES; that they are resolved from all allegiance to the Texas crown, and that all political connection between them and the crown of King George is, and ought to be, totally dissolved; and that, as free and independent people from King George, they have the full power to kick him out of office, conclude peace, fix debt, restore alliances, revive the economy, and do all other acts which will make up for the mistakes He has made.