This was actually found on Fark and... yes, charming and amusing. Presumably the author is one Bartleby the Scrivener.

The Palin
With Deep Apologies to, and Deeper Admiration for, Mr. EA Poe
( Once upon election dreary, while I pondered weak and weary... )

I dun moar macros. All Turlough, all the time. I command you to giggle.

I just realized my first ever fanfic contains filthy, graphic, slashy handpr0n. WOE. And by "WOE." I mean AWESOME.

Also? I put it on Teaspoon. I am a bit astounded at myself.

Read an extremely silly fanfic that you know you've read before and have also quoted in your LJ. Hank and Bobby decide they want to do an Iron Chef thing at the mansion, recruit Jean as the challenger and delcare Remy to be Iron Chef Cajun. The ingredient? TWINKIES! Several explosions and snark about Jean's pancake-making skillz later ( Read more... )

( Missing, PLZ help!! )

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Quick pick lotto ticket: $1.00 ( Read more... )