State of the Keri
Quick pick lotto ticket: $1.00
Cool Ranch Dorittos: $2.50
Bacardi Silver O3: $6.86
Living the loser cliche: priceless
Mom and dad are off sailing on a boat again, I have the next three ocnsecutive days off, Jessica Jones is working at Kash 'N Kary still, Spring Hill Drive has become this odd two-lane road where both lanes are seperated by three lanes of construction, work went well, the puppies are weird, and I'm bored out of my skull and want someone to fucking TALK to. Before I get too damn drunk to make any kind of rational sense.
Of course, that could be where the fun comes in. I want to do mean things to fake peole. I want to kick some ass. I want my effing life back. Back from what? Not sure yet. But it was slightly more amusing than this.
Also? I think I started tripping on my drive home from work today. No idea why, I may just blame it on the haze. And possibly "Achtung Baby," I've been very U2 today. I want some fucking rain, too. Think you can work on that, God? Rain? Clear the atmosphere? Happy Keri?
Sigh. Bored now. Drunk later. Board now. ::attacks a Bacardi::
Cool Ranch Dorittos: $2.50
Bacardi Silver O3: $6.86
Living the loser cliche: priceless
Mom and dad are off sailing on a boat again, I have the next three ocnsecutive days off, Jessica Jones is working at Kash 'N Kary still, Spring Hill Drive has become this odd two-lane road where both lanes are seperated by three lanes of construction, work went well, the puppies are weird, and I'm bored out of my skull and want someone to fucking TALK to. Before I get too damn drunk to make any kind of rational sense.
Of course, that could be where the fun comes in. I want to do mean things to fake peole. I want to kick some ass. I want my effing life back. Back from what? Not sure yet. But it was slightly more amusing than this.
Also? I think I started tripping on my drive home from work today. No idea why, I may just blame it on the haze. And possibly "Achtung Baby," I've been very U2 today. I want some fucking rain, too. Think you can work on that, God? Rain? Clear the atmosphere? Happy Keri?
Sigh. Bored now. Drunk later. Board now. ::attacks a Bacardi::