WARNING!!!
Okay, fine, this is a counter productive rant BUT I CAN'T HELP IT!!!
Dillard has a gym in the basement of my building. There's like 4 or 5 girls who use it fairly regularly. There's 3 exercise bikes THAT SUCK, 2 rowing machines, 1 nonfunctioning stairmaster, and the awesome elliptical machine EVERYONE always uses, no exceptions with us regulars. It being a multi function machine, you can make that thing runs lots of way, from very easy light jog to holy shit I'm running up everest with lead weights on my ankles. MOST people set it appropriately, meaning they make themselves sweat, etc, and stay on it for like 30 minutes.
EXCEPT THE WORST BITCH IN THE HISTORY OF GYMS!!!! She has developed a reptutaion with me and Dandan. She stays on the fucking machine FOREVER. And although it's hard to see what settings she has it on, if she can stay on the machine for a FUCKING HOUR she's not using it properly. Gaaaah. I'd totally throw a snit-fit at her if she didn't wear headphones. That's just awkward. Next time she stays on there for OVER FORTY MINUTES WITH ME IN THERE LFARING AT HER FROM THE SHIT MACHINE, I will question. Etc...
Moral of the story: You want to jog for an hour, go take a fucking run outside. Elliptical machines are to get a hard, focuses workout. I watched her for like 30 minutes, I KNOW SHE WAS USING IT ALLLL WRONG!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
In other news, I see Lewis Black tonight, as in THE DAILY SHOW. As in... awesome. But, how appropriately that I'm now in a foul, foul, foul mood. I'm sure working on my 8 page research proposal, due 2 days before my Japanese oral report AND 6 page paper, both due the week after the Young Democrats convention will reeeeallly perk me up.
:thinks of Gambit:
Dillard has a gym in the basement of my building. There's like 4 or 5 girls who use it fairly regularly. There's 3 exercise bikes THAT SUCK, 2 rowing machines, 1 nonfunctioning stairmaster, and the awesome elliptical machine EVERYONE always uses, no exceptions with us regulars. It being a multi function machine, you can make that thing runs lots of way, from very easy light jog to holy shit I'm running up everest with lead weights on my ankles. MOST people set it appropriately, meaning they make themselves sweat, etc, and stay on it for like 30 minutes.
EXCEPT THE WORST BITCH IN THE HISTORY OF GYMS!!!! She has developed a reptutaion with me and Dandan. She stays on the fucking machine FOREVER. And although it's hard to see what settings she has it on, if she can stay on the machine for a FUCKING HOUR she's not using it properly. Gaaaah. I'd totally throw a snit-fit at her if she didn't wear headphones. That's just awkward. Next time she stays on there for OVER FORTY MINUTES WITH ME IN THERE LFARING AT HER FROM THE SHIT MACHINE, I will question. Etc...
Moral of the story: You want to jog for an hour, go take a fucking run outside. Elliptical machines are to get a hard, focuses workout. I watched her for like 30 minutes, I KNOW SHE WAS USING IT ALLLL WRONG!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
In other news, I see Lewis Black tonight, as in THE DAILY SHOW. As in... awesome. But, how appropriately that I'm now in a foul, foul, foul mood. I'm sure working on my 8 page research proposal, due 2 days before my Japanese oral report AND 6 page paper, both due the week after the Young Democrats convention will reeeeallly perk me up.
:thinks of Gambit: