Allergy
Allergy; one-shot
Lee Jiyeon/Jung Yunho
Rating: g - Genre: fluff
Allergy.
“I’m allergic to boys” Jiyeon announced one morning, still struggling to open the bottle of water in her hands like she had been for the past minutes.
Yunho chuckled incredulously at the ridiculous words that just came out of her mouth, when was it that Jiyeon had completely lost her mind? What? Did training affect your brain that much?” He patted her head lightly before softly pulling the bottle out of her grasp, easily unscrewing the lid off. She gave him a dissatisfied look, smacking him harshly on the arm before grabbing the bottle off him without any gratitude whatsoever.
“Not just you, I’m allergic to all boys but maybe not Youngwoon, at least he’s got marvelous taste in fashion” yep, our poor old Jiyeon had definitely gone bonkers in there. “So what you’re trying to tell me is…..Jaejoong hyung is gay? Is that why he’s an exception?” he watched in amusement as she pondered over the answer or who knows? She might be even thinking about whether Jaejoong hyung was really gay or not (probably not but you can’t deny that Jaejoong hyung is sometime a bit creepy).
“No, no, he’s just not as bad as you, Junsu , Changmin and yeah, you know what I mean” she pouted (cutely, oh great he has gone crazy too) as she headed out the cafeteria with him trailing behind. “I don’t know what you mean, to me you’re speaking absolutely gibberish right now” he was starting to get frustrated with the current situation and the way Jiyeon was acting. “Yeah, like right now. See? We’re fighting. Every time I’m next to you we would fight, that’s a start” she shrugged carelessly as they entered the dance room.
“That’s why I’ll never date boy, your bunch are just to…..to different from us, girls” and how he wanted to smack the little idea out of her brain right then and there.
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“I talked to Jiyeon nuna today and she said Yunho hyung is some kind of a disease but Yoochun is oddly a sweet heart” Changmin spoke up cheerfully at dinner later that day, making Yunho choked on his piece of chicken. “N-No, no, not only me but all of us and when I mean ‘us’ that definitely include Yoochun” the younger boys all looked at him oddly as Yunho coughed uncontrollably. “Ignore him, we all know hyung’s just jealous that Jiyeon favors Yoochun over him” Junsu let out a loud sigh, coincidently he got bored of the soccer match and felt the need to butt in on the conversation. “Speaking the guy who started throwing tantrums after seeing his girlfriend flirt with some random guy last week” Junsu face started burning in anger as he stormed out of the dorm, loudly slamming the door shut on his way out.
“Tch…..Jiyeon thinks I’m way cuter than Yoochun anyways”, Yunho murmured to himself quietly.
Jaejoong yawned loudly before getting up and headed for his room.“No, she doesn’t” the older boy yelled out loudly as he entered his room.
Yunho didn't actually care, Jiyeon can like who ever she wants. Besides she’s not that cute, he can surely find prettier girls for himself.
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“Is it true?” Yunho confronted her at rehearsal the next week.
It wasn’t like he was jealous anything, she wasn’t his type and everyone knows (so he thinks, according to Yoochun). He just needed to
know if she really did have some kind of feelings for Yoochun since he was his member and Jiyeon was precisely just like a little troublesome sister to him, he can’t let anyone hurt her, not even Yoochun.
“What is true?” she questioned innocently with her big brown eyes. Oh come on, that trick of hers stopped working since the third year of training. “Don’t play games with me Jiyeon, I know you since you were no taller than Sunny” Yunho said seriously and if he didn’t know her any better, he would have thought he scared her a bit.
Truthfully, wasn’t it a bit unfair to say she think he’s an allergy, speaks a different language, never understands her, drives her insane or whatever because he’s a guy but then suddenly Yoochun is adorable, Jaejoong fashion sense became an exception, Junsu is dating her dongseng so it’s completely fine and Changmin is too well mannered to be count as the same bunch as his.
She let out a heavy sigh, surrendering as she carefully placed the microphone on the table nearby. “Is it so hard just to tell me that you like me, Yunho?” she asked with a daring tone, crossing her arms on her chest.
“Wh-Where did you get the idea that I was in love with you, miss boys-are-allergies?” he shouted loudly causing some of the staffs to stare at the two with discontent looks. “You’re telling me that you’re not the least bit jealous that I might think Yoochun is incredibly hot when I think you’re an allergy?” Jiyeon raised her eye brows questioningly, reaching for her water bottle. “No, no, not even the least bit. I’m just worried about Yoochun, not you. The kid’s a bit sensitive and if you’re goi-“
And he never did get to finish his sentence when she pressed her lips on his, making him loosed his mind as he securely wrapped his arms around her waist and pulled her closer. Yunho wasn’t sure how long it was before she pulled away and he wasn’t even sure either what their conversation was about before their little make out session started.
“I thought boys are your allergy….aren’t you supposed to be running around, asking for disinfection by now?” he asked breathlessly, trying to comprehend what just happened a few seconds ago. “True but then you are obviously also allergic to me but you just don’t know yet, so we might as well live with it” she replied nonchalantly, planting a soft kiss on both his cheeks with a bright smile before exiting the room.
Jiyeon make his mind go blank, took away his sanity, a bit too annoying, never get what he was on about most of the time and kept on tormenting him. Thinking about it now allergies doesn’t seem all that bad, who knows Yunho might secretly even be in love with one of his symptoms.
A/N: This is for aoza since I couldn't get her anything for Christmas or her birthday, this is truly all I can and that is spam her with fic.