Ann/Lucy, can i get a beep beep, pg-13 (for language)
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Ann’s not much for faces, and she’s even worse when she’s a few drinks in, but she knows she should recognize the girl behind the bar from somewhere. The more she tries to force it, the harder it is to try and place her. Maybe it’s someone from the yoga class she tried for a couple of weeks, or maybe she stitched her up once at the hospital. Maybe the fact that the Snake Hole’s had Ignition on repeat for the last two hours isn’t helping because all Ann’s brain can process at this point is R. Kelly lyrics.
Ann doesn’t exactly consider can I get a toot toot the height of witty repartee
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Ann/Lucy, can i get a beep beep, pg-13 (for language)
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“Did you just get her number?” Leslie asks, beaming in a way that makes her think she might end up the Marshal of the First Annual Pawnee Pride Parade.
“Not like that. Don’t get any ideas.”
“There is an alarming lack of resources in Pawnee for those questioning their sexual orientation, Ann. We should fix that. Think about it. You could be a pioneer in this town.”
“I thought the penguins got there first. And, you know, that entire gay bar that we have. You know, the one that worships you as the next messiah? The Bulge?”
“But think of the lesbians, Ann,” Leslie said, “the beautiful lesbians, such as yourself. And the girl behind the bar. You would be incredibly attractive while making out
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Ann’s not much for faces, and she’s even worse when she’s a few drinks in, but she knows she should recognize the girl behind the bar from somewhere. The more she tries to force it, the harder it is to try and place her. Maybe it’s someone from the yoga class she tried for a couple of weeks, or maybe she stitched her up once at the hospital. Maybe the fact that the Snake Hole’s had Ignition on repeat for the last two hours isn’t helping because all Ann’s brain can process at this point is R. Kelly lyrics.
Ann doesn’t exactly consider can I get a toot toot the height of witty repartee ( ... )
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“Did you just get her number?” Leslie asks, beaming in a way that makes her think she might end up the Marshal of the First Annual Pawnee Pride Parade.
“Not like that. Don’t get any ideas.”
“There is an alarming lack of resources in Pawnee for those questioning their sexual orientation, Ann. We should fix that. Think about it. You could be a pioneer in this town.”
“I thought the penguins got there first. And, you know, that entire gay bar that we have. You know, the one that worships you as the next messiah? The Bulge?”
“But think of the lesbians, Ann,” Leslie said, “the beautiful lesbians, such as yourself. And the girl behind the bar. You would be incredibly attractive while making out ( ... )
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alkjsdfdjslkf MEG, thank you!!! This is so fantastically wonderful! Ann, Lucy and a drunk Leslie Knope? I could not ask for more.
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God bless you for putting this thing together, seriously.
(PS Are you on AO3? Do you want to put up a collection for people to dump things into if they post there?)
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And yes, I am! I am stackalees on AO3 and did I do this right? Haha!
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