you may wonder where i've been, so let me run this down for you:

i've managed to find the kind of perfection that doesnt come in a bottle. do you know what its like to eat strawberries on french fields? try hot cocoa in switzerland? skydive in japan? find hookers in berlin? challenge president bush to an arm-wrestling match? pass gas in the ( Read more... )

Hi guys. It's kolby. Today I got some ass. no, literally, it was a donkey.


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HEY LIVE JOURNAL! EFF YOU I QUIT!!!..but the Journal lives on. I'm handing it over to the people. It was the idea of Vickie and Lillian to have people post as if they are me so thats what shall be done. The password will start with them and then who knows what will happen. Maybe it will be good, maybe nothing will happen. Yeah so this is me saying ( Read more... )

In the spirit of my old Live Journal here's one last real entry ( Read more... )