this is a test, from the emergency brocasting system, this is only a test
you may wonder where i've been, so let me run this down for you:
i've managed to find the kind of perfection that doesnt come in a bottle. do you know what its like to eat strawberries on french fields? try hot cocoa in switzerland? skydive in japan? find hookers in berlin? challenge president bush to an arm-wrestling match? pass gas in the colliseum? fly through prague? see movies in spanish parks? drink champagne with madonna? listen to bob dylan play in a coffee shop in new york? have you ever layed on a special someones chest just listening to their heartbeat?
do you know what its like to be the most wanted man in all of the world?
didnt think so.
you all stay so bottled up, and i'm glad i've had a break, i was tired of facades.
i live, i breathe, i eat, i. am. kolby.
welcome me home.
*keep your televisions tuned, there is more to come*