Quote-o-Mother-Matic:

ME: (On John Barrowman) He's Gay.
MUM: It's always a waste isn't it?
I don't think his boyfriend is thinking that, mind.

MUM: You have the freedom of the whole world and you want to go to the toilet?
(EXPLANATION: One of our cats, Luna, is obsessed with the Haunted Toilet)

But, here, you thought I'd forgotten, hadn't you? ( Read more... )

Is there anything on Ebay that I'll like that No One Else In The Entire World wants?
I could have very nearly had a marvellous 19yr old scoop for Mauve-Alert. 5 hours to go, not very popular - it was almost mine.

Some smegger came out of nowhere, wanted it, took it. In my book that's being a bit of a bastard. Look, if One Person has bidded and ( Read more... )