I almost strangled my dog a couple days ago ( Read more... )

Scary Psycho Soccer Mom

Mom accused of driving son to fight boy

( What the hell )

I really shouldn't be posting from work.

There's a Sam's Club ad that comes on the radio (not one of ours, it rides the satellite) and it makes me grit my teeth every time I hear it. Below is a pretty exact transcript (maybe I left out a few words).

Sam's Club Guy: Blah blah blah blah *says something about John Elway ( Read more... )

It's not the whole article I find interesting...only one line...

( Miss America drivel underneath the cut )

I'm watching CBS news. There was just a story about a New Jersey woman who tried to participate in a "Shake It Like Shakira" contest in a local bar, and wound up injuring herself. So now she's suing the bar owner, because apparently he should have known that the contest was dangerous.

Yeah, or maybe you should know your own limits, you stupid bint

Mom's coming home today, so that's exciting ( Read more... )

Today at work, Ryan told myself and Charles an amusing story ( Read more... )

I've been meaning to mini-rant about a few things at work that bug me. Yes, it's about customers. Again.

Item 1: In my announcements at the beginning of the trip, I do say that the doors on this particular boat are tricky; some slide open and some push open. I even say, "If you're pulling and pulling on a door, trying to get it to slide, and it ( Read more... )

Here there be snark.

The basic story is that a woman left her 19-year-old waitress (who happened to be pregnant) an almost-thousand-dollar tip. Someone posted it in customers_suck as a "score one for the good guys!" situation. Most people respond with something like "Wow, that was very generous ( Read more... )

I'm watching America's Funniest Home Videos. Some guy was filming a couple other guys holding a small crayfish. He said "Bob and Jim are trying to decide who's gonna let the crawfish bite 'im first. Ah, looks like it's Jim ( Read more... )