I'm at work, looking up stuff to put in the Kid's Club Newsletter, and I just thought these were really cute. Found them here.

New Twists on Deep Thoughts!The following responses were received during a newspaper contest in which contestants from ages 4 to 15 were asked to provide their own "Deep Thoughts" (like those prepared by Jack Handey ( Read more... )

WHAT?

( Warning: Weird and rather nauseating )

I'm watching America's Funniest Home Videos. Some guy was filming a couple other guys holding a small crayfish. He said "Bob and Jim are trying to decide who's gonna let the crawfish bite 'im first. Ah, looks like it's Jim ( Read more... )

Another forwarded email from my mommy.

BATTLE HYMN OF THE REPUBLICANS

Mine eyes have seen the bungling of that stumbling moron Bush ( Read more... )

Mom got this in an email from one of her old friends (by "old" I mean they've known each other a while), and she sent it to me.

The Old PoodleA wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company ( Read more... )

Summer keeps chasing her tail. Her tail continues to prove elusive, however, so she settles for second prize...her hind leg. She actually chews on it for a minute or so when she catches it before letting it go again. Sometimes, she trips herself.

That is all.

I was driving, Keels was in the passenger seat. When we pulled onto our street, a UPS truck was parked on the right side, in front of a house. A Fed-Ex truck was coming toward us, then, as we watched, it swung into the right lane and went nose-to-nose with the UPS truck.

Keely: Oooh...showdown!

Well, I found it amusing.

I just found this amusing list I hand-wrote a number of years ago, that I got from the Scott Adams book "The Joy of Work: Dilbert's Guide to Finding Happiness at the Expense of Your Coworkers." I thought many of you might enjoy it.

( How To Tell If You Are Talking To An Idiot )