Theres this old guy that always comes into my work and says, "The usual!" As if he's like, really proud of the fact that he's a ~Regular~ and has been coming to the same fucking gas station for 15 years (making that up but it's probably true). And every time he says this to me, I'm like, "I don't. Know. What. The. Usual. Is." And he's like, "Come
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