I have been procrastinating for five hours now...
Theres this old guy that always comes into my work and says, "The usual!" As if he's like, really proud of the fact that he's a ~Regular~ and has been coming to the same fucking gas station for 15 years (making that up but it's probably true). And every time he says this to me, I'm like, "I don't. Know. What. The. Usual. Is." And he's like, "Come on! I come in here all the time!" And I just REFUSE to give him the satisfaction of me knowing what the "the usual" is. I REFUSE. And by the way, the usual is something really retarded like two different scratch off lottery tickets and a little lotto ticket or something. I hate him. I hate him so much.
SCREEN SHOTS FIRST
discussing fear before the march of flames albums
i really used to underestimate how funny my friend collin is
"i rode a motorcylce this one time"
genius.
i feel gay for thinking this is hysterical but maybe it's just because it's jon and i fucking adore him
i laughed so hard out loud at this plz think it's funny
"WHERE ARE THESE STORES" omg
the answer was yes....
WoW screen shot. so funny. i almost always screen shot the 'reason given'
just in case you guys thought i was lying about the 9 million people telling me i remind them / look like liz lee from my life as liz:
after saying this i started speculating that she may or may not be somewhat hispanic...and then my friend and i had a discussion about how she thinks she's asian WHATEVER, UNIMPORTNAT.
LOL. OH...........
this is from december obviously. so funny. died.
my boss from halloween city...........
LOL. matt and i broke up lolol ...he wanted a shoutout in my update so i guess here it is.
*~*TwinZ*~* i really love omegle, just saying. i mean, apart from the 93023 LITERAL DICKS i've found some pretty awesome people on there. (my bangs look awesome in that pic btw)
THINGS THAT MAKE ME HAPPY:
and a text that reads: "Ness i know you're sleeping, but i need you to know that you are the string that ties me to hope in humanity NEVER FORGET"
and the following text by the same person: "Great idea for a tv show: the devil manages an ice cream shop, shits always melting, he hates it etc. rate it out of 10."
other things that make me happy, which i guess shouldn't really make me happy is that OUR HOUSE IS BEING FORECLOSED LOL? like, most likely, i guess. my mom got this letter in the mail from the bank that was like LOLZ MAYBE WE KANZ HELP U and then she went and talked with them and they were like LOL NVM UR FUCKED soooo .... but then my mom was like 'they said they can't help up but they're putting in some other paperwork just because and then i'll see in fifteen days if anything has changed." in the mean time we've begun the process of looking for apartments in the ~city~ i literally printed out like 50 pages worth of awesome apartments for sale and sorted them by price and stapled and marked the Good Ones with a red marker AND MY MOM STILL HASN'T LOOKED AT ANY OF THEM I HATE HER.
i'm sad to leave this house and this town but i'm kind of over it at this point and a little over living in this suburb.
lastly:
