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U of C
Dear Student Activities Board,
My name is Frank, and I am a student here at this frigid place of higher learning.
I am writing today because I think our school should try to book Comedy Central's Medium Man on Campus Tour. It's this wicked awesome comedy tour featuring Mike and other comics from Comedy Central.
In recent years, some of the entertainment offerings at this school have been somewhat lacking. Recently, when you hired David Schwimmer to perform Friends on Ice, the whole student center flooded and some freshmen drowned. Remember that? On the bright side, there were free jujubes.
This Comedy Central Tour would be an excellent alcohol-free entertainment option, so it's highly unlikely that it will lead to students funneling tequila or lentil soup. But soup is good food.
For more information about bringing this tour to our school, please contact Mike Berkowitz at mikeyberk@gmail.com.
Thanks for your consideration. In the meantime I will keep studying about squirrels.
Dear Student Activities Board,
My name is Frank, and I am a student here at this frigid place of higher learning.
I am writing today because I think our school should try to book Comedy Central's Medium Man on Campus Tour. It's this wicked awesome comedy tour featuring Mike and other comics from Comedy Central.
In recent years, some of the entertainment offerings at this school have been somewhat lacking. Recently, when you hired David Schwimmer to perform Friends on Ice, the whole student center flooded and some freshmen drowned. Remember that? On the bright side, there were free jujubes.
This Comedy Central Tour would be an excellent alcohol-free entertainment option, so it's highly unlikely that it will lead to students funneling tequila or lentil soup. But soup is good food.
For more information about bringing this tour to our school, please contact Mike Berkowitz at mikeyberk@gmail.com.
Thanks for your consideration. In the meantime I will keep studying about squirrels.