The costume ideas I've heard so far have been pretty tame. Come on, I know you can all do better than assorted zombies and witches. Although, judging by the not-so-subtle threats I've heard concerning the trick part of trick-or-treating, it might be an idea to stay inside ( Read more... )

[Voice Post]

...the hell did I put that first aid kit? [slight clattering.] Wonderful. Just need to clean these burns, and--

[a few muttered swear words, and a sharp, pained intake of breath.] Bloody hell. That's... better... [pause, static.]

He's dead. I can't believe he's dead. I... I should have... why couldn't I kill those--...Damn it ( Read more... )

Oh, this is nice. Really funny. Though I suppose it's nice to see this place going back to basics. Handcuffs - it makes a girl all nostalgic. Which wasn't an opening for a kinky joke, by the by.

...Bartimaeus, if you do just one stupid thing while we're stuck like this, they'll still be finding the many tiny pieces of your sorry corpse for ( Read more... )

He... He promised he wouldn't. He promised.

...I should have known better than to trust him.

This can't be happening. Dead people are supposed to come back in this place.

( Private - Easily Hackable )

This is neither original, nor remotely funny. I mean, the first time? That was kind of cute. And the second time I could bear it. But a third time? Urg. I'm going to go and claw something's eyes out. Possibly a mouse.

...Speaking of mice, does anyone have any? Or rats? Or, err, pieces of string? Catnip?

...God, this is embarrassing.

( Private to Bartimaeus - Unhackable )

People are talking way too much today. And I'd rather not talk about... that. Not if I can help it. If I say anything, just... oh, I don't know. I hate this curse.

( Private - Hackable )

( Private to Faye - Unhackable )

Oh God. The curse yesterday was... was... Bartimaeus and Nathaniel were...

... I haven't been able to stop laughing for the last hour.

Personally, I thought the two of you made a beautiful couple. It must have been true love. How did that rhyme go? Ah, yes. Bartimaeus and Nathaniel, sitting in the tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G ( Read more... )

If anyone has any information regarding Dorian, I would much appreciate it.

Specifically, I'm looking for details on exactly how many memories need to be traded to buy an exit for someone from the City.

((OOC: For the curious, Kitty's trying to get Bartimaeus out of the City following this log.))

Pity about Xanadu, really. I liked to go there sometimes. Still, it sounds like it was an accident, it seems the whole thing wasn't destroyed anyway, and given the regular army of amateur horticulturalists that have sprung to its aid... it'll grow back soon enough ( Read more... )