WOAAAAHHHH WERE HALFWAY THEY'RE
HERE IZ THE SPECAL MESSAGE I PROMIZED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Well u all know about thiz story on fanfiction.net that iz bye me not bye me sinze I am banned from fanfiction.net. There needz to be 50 reviewz before I post the next part. RIGHT NOW there are 25 thatz halfway theree!!! Well ne way I thought all of my wondarfal fanz would like a PERSONALIZED RESONPONZE from me to every review I've got so far 2 THANK THEM FOR REVIEWING!!!!! here it iz!
1:
From: nekuyr2004 (http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=208984)
I usually don't read slashes, but since I was really bored and since
this one is short I gaev it a chance.
Anyway, you write a lot like that guy who was banned a while ago, are
you him?
Me reply
WTF??? Banned??? I HAVE KNO IDEA WHAT U R TALKING ABOUTZ.
This review gets (SIGNED REVIEW AWARD #1!!!).
2:
From: DeadKenny()
Uh... what the hell was THAT?!
The characters were too out of character, the sentences could've been
punctuated better, and it was a jarbled mess.
Better luck next time.
Me reply
What the hell do u think it waz?! It waz a fanfixon that was lovely and beutifal. I do not kno what this out of character carp meanz. I thenk it is just something ppl say when tehy are homophobic. Jarbled mezz??? WHAT R U MY TEACHER??? Better luck 2 u next time weth giving mez a bettar review!!!
3 AND 4:
From: A Reviewer()
What a lovely story, it made me cry, please put up part 2 soon.
Me reply
Yez, I kno, my writing iz loveley, I will put up part 2 after 50 reviews. Thiz double review iz a good start, but plz come back pretending to be another reviewer so I can get 50. 50 iz not too mach to azk with my talent!!!
5:
From: Someone Not Me()
IT IS THE KOOLEST EVER!1
Me reply
O I WONDAR WHO THIZ WAZ. NEWAY I KNO I AM THE KOOLEST EVAR!!!
6:
From: ()
WOW YOUR A GREAT WRITER I LOVE IT PLEASE WRITE MORE!
Me reply
Dont worray no1 can keepz me from my tru calling!!!
7:
From: Arrimahy()
i love slashes however unfortunatly this one had terrible spelling and
the charicters tgalked like bad actors
Me reply
SORRY I DONT LIKE SLASHES THERE WILL BE NO STABBING FOR BLUD IN MY FANFIX OK??? I AM SORRY YOU DID NOT LIKE THE WAY THE CHARITARZ TGALKED BUT U R THE BAD ACTOR OK BICH?? I feel vary unfortanite that u gave thiz bad review try harder next time ok?
8:
From: Brobaker()
I hate slash, but since I was curious, I decided to read it.
it sucked.
the characters talked like it was a two bit actor
I hate it when they turn our four main boys gay
and more.
Me reply
WTF??? R U TRYING TO BE A POET OR SOMETHING? WELL IT IZ THE WORZT POATRY EVAR. OK TRY HARDER. There was no sucks in my fanfic becauze fanfiction.net does not allow nc-12 fanfixon anymore. SORRY ITZ NOT MY FAULT DONT GET MAD AT ME!!! O and I didnt turn anyone gay thye were like that already.
9:
From: Brown Sugar1
(http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=198725)
Umm...I think you really need to work on your spelling because it's
awful. Just a little friendly advice.
Me reply
WORK ON MY SPEEL I WORK ON IT ALL TEH TIME YOU THINK CRATIVEE SPEELING LIKE TSHI COMES NATURALLEY!!! Well not 4 me I work on et ok??/
This review gets (SIGNED REVIEW AWARD #2!!!).
10:
From: KENNY LUVER()
THIS IS A GREAT STORY I LUV IT PLEASE WRITE MORE!
Me reply
OK STAN
11:
From: NOT TELLING YOU()
YOU SICK BASTARD THIS IS THE WORST THING I'VE EVER READ. IT IS THE
WORST THING ON THE PLANET! YOU ARE A SORRY EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING AND I
HOPE YOU DIE A HORRIBLE MISERABLE LONELY DEATH IN A PLACE THAT YOU HATE!
And here is something you should know. Stan is not gay. Neither is
anyone else in south park. If you write that they are it means you are a
child molester. Even if you are not you deserve to be arrested forever
for this story.
I HATE YOU
Me reply
WTF r u talking about??? r u a child molestar or sometehing? I will send u some worse thingz to read sinze u liked this story so much.
12:
From: EriczBitch()
YOU RULE!! This fic was so good it made my teeth turn blue!! WRITE
MORE!!
Me reply
R u sure that iz from me and not something elze??? DONT WORRY ILL WRITE MORE
13 & 14:
From: ~*~Beth~*~()
O~M~G this story ~*~ is so ~*~ very kool
Me reply
S~o~*~*~*gl*92a~*~d~*~*~***~~~u~*~*****~~~lk~*~*i~~*****e~Ed~~&~94s3~*~it
15:
From: S..B()
HEHEHEHE!! That was pretty funny.. It was cute, but scary. Yeah, that's
all.
S B
Me reply
Yes I am porud of being scarey!!!! Haha! What doez SB stand for?
16:
From: ?()
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me reply
ha indead.
17:
From: Tammy()
This is a beautiful fanfiction I am so glad I found it. The emotions
you used were just beautiful the story itself is a metaphor for the human
condition, everyone in the world should read this fanfic because it is
so wonderful. I don't know what some of the reviewers were talking
about, I am sure they are just jealous of your wonderful, wonderful talent
that is shown so clearly in this story.
Please post the next chapter soon. I am sure it will be just as
wonderful as this one, and I look forward to it.
Me reply
Yez. Evary1 is vary jealis of me and how good my fanfix r. post moar reviewz so u and evarywon elze will get 2 c the next chaptar of my brilenze soonz.
18:
From: traP()
You haven't quite reached the standard of absolute worst fic ever, even
if we restrict it to just South Park fics. Therefore you should post
your second chapter, so that you can claim the undisputed Worst Fic Ever
prize. I feel that you have the potential within you. I know you can
do it. Nike.
Me reply
U REALY THINK SO??? NOW I HVAE SOMETHENG 2 WORK TOWARDZ!!!!!!! THANX!!!!!!!1
This review gets (TEH SEXXXY REVIEW OF THE WEEK AWARD!!!).
19:
From: KENNY4EVA()
KOOL! MORE SOON!
Kan u put more Kenny next time?/ I think he si SO SEXXY!1
Me reply
Well Kenny died bat u kno he alwayz comes back. so maybi.
20:
From: ...()
WTF
Me reply
Yez thank u sir.
21:
From: ThymeCream()
OMDFFG!! You have TALENT!! I want more, more I tell you!! Put up
chapter 2 NOW!
Me reply
THANXZ!!!!!!!!! I will put up teh chaptar 2 when I get 50 reviewz like I saidz. Good writars only write more when tehy get a lot of reviews on fanfiction.net u kno.
22:
From: Friend()
OMFG THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS I'VE READ IN YEARS!
Me reply
THATZ KOOL. Itz not even the best thing I have writtan!! do not read any of my othar stuff u might die from the bestness!!
23:
From: PLZ PUT PART 2()
TEH KOOL!1
Me reply
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111 I AM TEH DEFINITION OF TEH KOOL.
24:
From: wtf()
I feel funny after reading this.
Me reply
Well dont blame it on me u were born taht way.
25:
From: !()
you sick bastard the rest of them might be gay but stan is NOT GAY!
Me reply
Um letz see what Stan has to say about this.
Kenta: Stan can I ask u a kuestion?
Stan: OK. What is it?
Kenta: R U GAY?
Stan: Yes.
There. so u c u r mistaken unless you r thinking of a diffarent Stan.
hahahahahaha I could write teh next part in 2 minute 456 hourz when I have the time but before I make the time THERE MUZT BE 50 REVIEWZ. ok so keep reviewingz and I have been inspired by an EVAL MUZE to write something elze in the meantime.
Well u all know about thiz story on fanfiction.net that iz bye me not bye me sinze I am banned from fanfiction.net. There needz to be 50 reviewz before I post the next part. RIGHT NOW there are 25 thatz halfway theree!!! Well ne way I thought all of my wondarfal fanz would like a PERSONALIZED RESONPONZE from me to every review I've got so far 2 THANK THEM FOR REVIEWING!!!!! here it iz!
1:
From: nekuyr2004 (http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=208984)
I usually don't read slashes, but since I was really bored and since
this one is short I gaev it a chance.
Anyway, you write a lot like that guy who was banned a while ago, are
you him?
Me reply
WTF??? Banned??? I HAVE KNO IDEA WHAT U R TALKING ABOUTZ.
This review gets (SIGNED REVIEW AWARD #1!!!).
2:
From: DeadKenny()
Uh... what the hell was THAT?!
The characters were too out of character, the sentences could've been
punctuated better, and it was a jarbled mess.
Better luck next time.
Me reply
What the hell do u think it waz?! It waz a fanfixon that was lovely and beutifal. I do not kno what this out of character carp meanz. I thenk it is just something ppl say when tehy are homophobic. Jarbled mezz??? WHAT R U MY TEACHER??? Better luck 2 u next time weth giving mez a bettar review!!!
3 AND 4:
From: A Reviewer()
What a lovely story, it made me cry, please put up part 2 soon.
Me reply
Yez, I kno, my writing iz loveley, I will put up part 2 after 50 reviews. Thiz double review iz a good start, but plz come back pretending to be another reviewer so I can get 50. 50 iz not too mach to azk with my talent!!!
5:
From: Someone Not Me()
IT IS THE KOOLEST EVER!1
Me reply
O I WONDAR WHO THIZ WAZ. NEWAY I KNO I AM THE KOOLEST EVAR!!!
6:
From: ()
WOW YOUR A GREAT WRITER I LOVE IT PLEASE WRITE MORE!
Me reply
Dont worray no1 can keepz me from my tru calling!!!
7:
From: Arrimahy()
i love slashes however unfortunatly this one had terrible spelling and
the charicters tgalked like bad actors
Me reply
SORRY I DONT LIKE SLASHES THERE WILL BE NO STABBING FOR BLUD IN MY FANFIX OK??? I AM SORRY YOU DID NOT LIKE THE WAY THE CHARITARZ TGALKED BUT U R THE BAD ACTOR OK BICH?? I feel vary unfortanite that u gave thiz bad review try harder next time ok?
8:
From: Brobaker()
I hate slash, but since I was curious, I decided to read it.
it sucked.
the characters talked like it was a two bit actor
I hate it when they turn our four main boys gay
and more.
Me reply
WTF??? R U TRYING TO BE A POET OR SOMETHING? WELL IT IZ THE WORZT POATRY EVAR. OK TRY HARDER. There was no sucks in my fanfic becauze fanfiction.net does not allow nc-12 fanfixon anymore. SORRY ITZ NOT MY FAULT DONT GET MAD AT ME!!! O and I didnt turn anyone gay thye were like that already.
9:
From: Brown Sugar1
(http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=198725)
Umm...I think you really need to work on your spelling because it's
awful. Just a little friendly advice.
Me reply
WORK ON MY SPEEL I WORK ON IT ALL TEH TIME YOU THINK CRATIVEE SPEELING LIKE TSHI COMES NATURALLEY!!! Well not 4 me I work on et ok??/
This review gets (SIGNED REVIEW AWARD #2!!!).
10:
From: KENNY LUVER()
THIS IS A GREAT STORY I LUV IT PLEASE WRITE MORE!
Me reply
OK STAN
11:
From: NOT TELLING YOU()
YOU SICK BASTARD THIS IS THE WORST THING I'VE EVER READ. IT IS THE
WORST THING ON THE PLANET! YOU ARE A SORRY EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING AND I
HOPE YOU DIE A HORRIBLE MISERABLE LONELY DEATH IN A PLACE THAT YOU HATE!
And here is something you should know. Stan is not gay. Neither is
anyone else in south park. If you write that they are it means you are a
child molester. Even if you are not you deserve to be arrested forever
for this story.
I HATE YOU
Me reply
WTF r u talking about??? r u a child molestar or sometehing? I will send u some worse thingz to read sinze u liked this story so much.
12:
From: EriczBitch()
YOU RULE!! This fic was so good it made my teeth turn blue!! WRITE
MORE!!
Me reply
R u sure that iz from me and not something elze??? DONT WORRY ILL WRITE MORE
13 & 14:
From: ~*~Beth~*~()
O~M~G this story ~*~ is so ~*~ very kool
Me reply
S~o~*~*~*gl*92a~*~d~*~*~***~~~u~*~*****~~~lk~*~*i~~*****e~Ed~~&~94s3~*~it
15:
From: S..B()
HEHEHEHE!! That was pretty funny.. It was cute, but scary. Yeah, that's
all.
S B
Me reply
Yes I am porud of being scarey!!!! Haha! What doez SB stand for?
16:
From: ?()
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me reply
ha indead.
17:
From: Tammy()
This is a beautiful fanfiction I am so glad I found it. The emotions
you used were just beautiful the story itself is a metaphor for the human
condition, everyone in the world should read this fanfic because it is
so wonderful. I don't know what some of the reviewers were talking
about, I am sure they are just jealous of your wonderful, wonderful talent
that is shown so clearly in this story.
Please post the next chapter soon. I am sure it will be just as
wonderful as this one, and I look forward to it.
Me reply
Yez. Evary1 is vary jealis of me and how good my fanfix r. post moar reviewz so u and evarywon elze will get 2 c the next chaptar of my brilenze soonz.
18:
From: traP()
You haven't quite reached the standard of absolute worst fic ever, even
if we restrict it to just South Park fics. Therefore you should post
your second chapter, so that you can claim the undisputed Worst Fic Ever
prize. I feel that you have the potential within you. I know you can
do it. Nike.
Me reply
U REALY THINK SO??? NOW I HVAE SOMETHENG 2 WORK TOWARDZ!!!!!!! THANX!!!!!!!1
This review gets (TEH SEXXXY REVIEW OF THE WEEK AWARD!!!).
19:
From: KENNY4EVA()
KOOL! MORE SOON!
Kan u put more Kenny next time?/ I think he si SO SEXXY!1
Me reply
Well Kenny died bat u kno he alwayz comes back. so maybi.
20:
From: ...()
WTF
Me reply
Yez thank u sir.
21:
From: ThymeCream()
OMDFFG!! You have TALENT!! I want more, more I tell you!! Put up
chapter 2 NOW!
Me reply
THANXZ!!!!!!!!! I will put up teh chaptar 2 when I get 50 reviewz like I saidz. Good writars only write more when tehy get a lot of reviews on fanfiction.net u kno.
22:
From: Friend()
OMFG THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS I'VE READ IN YEARS!
Me reply
THATZ KOOL. Itz not even the best thing I have writtan!! do not read any of my othar stuff u might die from the bestness!!
23:
From: PLZ PUT PART 2()
TEH KOOL!1
Me reply
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111 I AM TEH DEFINITION OF TEH KOOL.
24:
From: wtf()
I feel funny after reading this.
Me reply
Well dont blame it on me u were born taht way.
25:
From: !()
you sick bastard the rest of them might be gay but stan is NOT GAY!
Me reply
Um letz see what Stan has to say about this.
Kenta: Stan can I ask u a kuestion?
Stan: OK. What is it?
Kenta: R U GAY?
Stan: Yes.
There. so u c u r mistaken unless you r thinking of a diffarent Stan.
hahahahahaha I could write teh next part in 2 minute 456 hourz when I have the time but before I make the time THERE MUZT BE 50 REVIEWZ. ok so keep reviewingz and I have been inspired by an EVAL MUZE to write something elze in the meantime.