ME: DUDE, why the hell do you always come here? You're not even our pet?
CAT: Meow?
ME: Oh FUCK. You can talk it out now, you know?
CAT: NO, I don't.
ME: DAMN IT!
CAT: So what do you want to know, REALLY?
ME: *thinks*
CAT: I'm waiting...
ME: *thinks really hard*
CAT: I still have to fuck your neighbor's pet, you know?
ME: *DING!* OK. Why do female cats ( Read more... )