Writer's Block: If Animals Could Talk

[kissmate]

ME: DUDE, why the hell do you always come here? You're not even our pet?
CAT: Meow?
ME: Oh FUCK. You can talk it out now, you know?
CAT: NO, I don't.
ME: DAMN IT!
CAT: So what do you want to know, REALLY?
ME: *thinks*
CAT: I'm waiting...
ME: *thinks really hard*
CAT: I still have to fuck your neighbor's pet, you know?
ME: *DING!* OK. Why do female cats kill their kitten if it's tri-colored?
CAT: IDK! I'm a DUDE! *bleh!*

HAHAHA! Just imagining things..
But for real, why do female cats kill their kitten if its tri-colored? And let those two-colored and one-colored kittens live?
And for those who don't know this--well, this is a FACT.
Yup, proven and tested ;P

Hmmmmm....