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yeah I don't have a life


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Today was midterm for Astronomy. As with any lecture class, it was about twice as crowded as it usually is because no one actually shows up for the lectures. So I have a seat next to Stacy and this weird, kind of cute kid that keeps sneezing. In front of us is this girl in sweatpants who keeps leaning forward to grab things, fully showing us her ( Read more... )

and people never seemed to noticed because Derek is a jerk. he never told many of his friends or his place of work: Krogers! thus for the past year+ I have been getting hilarious random calls and texts. tonight's was gold and I shared it with Sarah. we conspired over what to say to Derek's apparently non-english-speaking friend (Henceforth known as ( Read more... )

I just threw my pants down the laundry shoot with my cell phone still in the pocket.

So it was like, "wooooooosh BAM WHAM SLAM."

"What was that?!"

"Oh, I just accidentally threw my phone down the shoot. I'm going to get it now."

http://tubbypaws.blogspot.com/2008/03/meow-you-can-has-lolcats.html

I made this and tomorrow I am going to tape it to the ceiling in the bathroom.

no one will get the joke, but at least it will make me laugh it a little.

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It is currently July and I've discovered that my courage and charm are seriously lacking! And that I'm supposed to be dating someone? ahaha, Persona! How can I fight shadows, keep up my school grade and date someone ( Read more... )

THEY'RE BACK
FROM EUROPE

AND AIREN GOT ME A HOODIE WITH SHARKS ON IT

"Tell me you did not just cheat at house Jenga."