Yet another Axel/OC and Demyx/OC fic...
Title: |Axel|Is any of this for real..or not?|Demyx|Ch.07 Organization XIII
Author: Neopetgirl
Rating: One for the grammatical errors, and another for the OOC.
Full Species(es): Blankus Sueus
Hair Color (include adjectives): None
Eye Color (include adjectives): None
Unusual Markings/Colorations/Physical Features: A pretty smile?
Special Possessions (if any): A diary and a backpack. (Could possibly have grenades)
Origin: Nowhere
Connections To Canon Characters: Demyx and Axel are possible love interests… again. (sigh)
Special Abilities: Has the ability to forgot stuff and then spontaneously remember it… at the same time.
Other Annoying Traits: Slams doors in the Organization’s faces, putting her hands in her face (Yes, you heard me correctly), and getting Demyx and Axel to do whatever she wants to do.
I Say/Notes: It’s not that bad, but the grammatical errors get on your nerves after awhile and the OOC-ness strikes back, literally.
We begin where we always start: the spork theater. Axel and Demyx teleport in, and sit down. Then, Zexion teleports in and sits down, sulking.
Axel: Well, well, well. Look who’s here.
Demyx: It’s Emo Boy!
Zexion: *twitches* SHUT UP!
Axel: Denial is not just a river in Egypt you know.
Zexion: *seriously ticked off as he takes out a pen and a notepad and starts writing*
Demyx: What are you writing?
Zexion: *in a sinister voice* Your demises…
Axel: *changes subject* Okay, today’s badfic is called… *looks over the title* Okay, there is no possible way to say this…
Demyx: Is it code or something?
Zexion: It’s pronounced Axel is any of this real or not Demyx chapter seven organization thirteen.
Axel: Even when the bookworm tries to say it, it still doesn’t make sense.
Sorry for all the major OOC!
Axel: Oh great. This statement just says it all right there.
I'm new to making stories..yea and making them last for a seventh chapter..lol
Axel: *tries to teleport in tequila but fails* Hey!
Demyx: Now, Axel, no alcohol for you. Remember the Stars are Blind incident?
Axel: *pouts* Yes, I remember. But I still want tequila!
XD Sorry for the mistakes I'm making!I'm still like a beginnner..I'm still kind of inexperienced..man I really miss my bro man..
Axel: And man, are my arms tired!
its been just 2 days..and I'm already hurting...*sighs* Go on and read it now..thanks for reading this memo.
So who do you like more anyways Demyx or Axel?
Zexion: This is how it starts?!
Axel: Yes, Zexion, who do you like more, me or Demyx?
Zexion: I don’t like either of you.
Demyx: Oh yeah? There are some Axel/Zexion and me/Zexion fics out there we can spork after this.*waves papers*
Zexion: GIVE ME THOSE!
*squabbling ensues, and the papers are torn to shreds*
Zexion: *takes out pen and paper again* First kill Demyx…
Demyx: What did you say?
Zexion: Nothing. *smirks evilly*
I am curious....lol I think I know who though...
Axel is so much better..
Axel: Who’s the best! Me, that’s who!
Demyx: Aw. *pouts*
Zexion: Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.
ya know then Demyx..I mean Demyx is okay!No offence Demyx!(demyx:None taken. *smiles*)
Demyx: Actually, I take great offense at that.
Axel: Then why did you smile?
Demyx: I was plotting her murder.
(axel:yea!another fangirl for me!Wait is that a good thing?)
Axel: No badfic me, no it is not.
Demyx: But you just cheered in joy.
Axel: *melodramatic* Those were the times I was very young and very foolish.
(me:..umm..)
Demyx!He's so darn adorable!!(me:*nods* I know!)
Demyx: Who is she talking to?
Axel: I’m guessing it’s herself.
Zexion: No, it’s actually supposed to a hyperactive fangirl reading this fic.
Axel: …which is the author.
Zexion: Oh.
Eww...neither...(me:*gasps*) What?(me:nah it was a joke!) Oh..
Everyone: Huh?
Demyx: Ewww…neither… what?? *confused*
Zexion: That made absolutely no sense.
Okay now to continue off on where we last left ya hanging ^_~
Axel: *as Timmy* Lassie, get help! I’m hanging on a fragile tree branch!
Demyx: *as Lassie* Woof! Woof!
So as the rest of the day went on,they showed you around.Giving you a tour of most of the building.
Axel: Sentence fragment.
Demyx: OF DOOM!
Zexion: *facepalm*
You thought it was very,very plain.I mean everything was white!You quickly took note of it.
Axel: *as Sue taking notes* The castle is white. The castle is plain. See Sue take notes. Okay, got it!
You actually forgot that you hadn't eaten at all today,well you did eat that granola bar.
Demyx: So she forgot, and then she remembered?
Axel: It’s probably Namine putting memories into the Sue’s brain.
But you suddenly realized how hungry you were when your stomach growled loudly.You chuckled lightly,placing your hands behind your head,feeling embarassed.
Axel suddenly stopped walking,and slowly turned around,giving you a quizzical expression.
Axel: *As his expression* Okay, Sue, I’ll be testing you on pronouns and nouns. Please take out a pen or a pencil.
Demyx: *as Sue taking notes * I forgot if I ate. I ate a granola bar. What did you say?
"Are you hungry?"
Axel: *as himself* Yes, I can hear your tummy growling all the way from the other side of the castle, you know.
"Umm...uh..no..I mean yea..oh yeah..remember that kitchen you showed me?Could I maybe get a little something to chow on?"
Demyx walked forward giving you an indicating facial expression,seemingly to be happy.
He jerked his thumb to himself,
Demyx: I’m indicating… that I’m edible?! *shudders at painful mental imagery* Get it out of my head!
Zexion: Gladly. *La-lexicon!* Better?
Demyx: No, now my head just hurts.
"Sure ________!But uh..just one thing.."
Demyx: Her name is Blank?
Axel: Let’s just call her Sue.
Demyx: Okay, fine with me!
"I'm listening.." you said sweetly.
Axel: *as Sue* …so I can butter you up, and then I can steal all your wallets!
"We can't cook so...uh.."
"Don't worry about it,I can cook it myself."
Axel then showing interest in your recent announcement,placing his arm around your shoulder.Giving you a sly smirk.
Axel: No, the sentence fragment.
Demyx: OF DOOM.
Axel: returns!
Zexion: That joke is getting really old.
"Well then,________...if you really can cook..you're going to have to cook for us males while you're here got it--"
"Memorized right?Was that what you were going to say?"
Axel: GNXTYJGJB
Demyx: Axel, what’s wrong? Why are you speaking like that?
Axel: HJDHNFLKH
Zexion: Don’t worry about it, he’s just enraged that they keep using his catchphrase over and over again in these fics.
Axel: *breaks out of the gibberish rant* Okay, NEVER, NEVER USE MY CATCHPHRASE!!! *summons chakrams in rage and throws them at the screen. They have no effect.*
MCP: *zaps Axel* Do not perform violence against the badfic, or you shall be derezzed.
Axel: *smoldering* I hate this fic.
Demyx: Don’t we all?
"Hey!Thats my line!" Axel whined.
Axel: I do not whine, I growl!
Zexion: Aren’t you whining now? *dodges chakrams*
While Demyx stiffled a slight laugh with his hand.You giggled cutely and soon walked away from the two.
Demyx: *as Sue* Hee hee hee! Now, where to put these grenades…
You then walked forward and glanced both ways,and gazed around the hall..feeling quite baffled.
You forgot where the kitchen was!
Axel: *as Sue taking notes* I forgot where the kitchen was. Now, I shall wait and see if my spheshal Sue powers will enable the memory again.
You turned back to face them again,you waved bashfully.
"Hey uh guys..I kinda uh forgot..uh where--"
"Where the kitchen is?" Demyx said filling in the rest of your sentence.
Demyx: I read minds!
Axel: No you don’t, you just guessed.
Demyx: I’m reading your mind, Axel… and I hear nothing!
Axel: *Ca-chakram!*
"Uh yea that.." you blushed out of complete embarrassment.
Axel walked past you swiftly,giving you a sexy wink.
Axel: Whoa, whoa, whoa! A sexy wink?! Since when are winks sexy? *winks* Was that sexy?
*somewhere, fangirls are fainting from the knowledge that Axel was winking*
Axel: … *twitches*
Your mouth opened slightly,but nothing seemed to come out.
Zexion: So, black, swirly stuff came out of her mouth?
Axel: Next, she’s going to be turning her head 360 degrees and spitting out pea soup.
What did that mean?
Demyx noticed this and snapped his fingers,bringing you out of your sudden daze.
Demyx: Snap-on, snap-off.
Axel: Yes! A Sue with an off switch!
"So you want me to show you where it is again?" he asked quietly.
"Uh..yes..thank you." you said shyly.
Then at that moment you kinda raided their cupboards and cabinets.
Demyx: You ate all of Saix’s Moon Pies? Man, Saix is going to kill her.
Zexion: Let’s hope that will be soon.
You licked your lips at the sight of steak from the refrigerator
Demyx: Steak from the refrigerator? Eww, I don’t want to eat the meat of a refrigerator.
Zexion: *as nature documentary announcer* In the forgotten plains of the kitchen, a herd of refrigerators grazes quietly. Little do they know, the Sue, the predator of the plains, is circling them, looking for a weak or injured refrigerator. In moments, the Sue strikes, leaving the skeleton of the refrigerator to rot forever more.
Axel: You watch way too many nature documentaries.
(me:If you're a vegetarian then it doesn't have to be that ^.~),boy were you craving it for awhile..
You turned around and smiled innocently at Demyx,showing him the steaks you found.
Axel: *as Sue, holds up gun to steaks* Make one move and these steaks are going to the big blue sky! Now give me all your money!
"You have steak!" you said a litte overexcited.
Demyx: *as himself* Why thank you. I’ve been working in the gym for awhile. I’m glad you noticed.
Zexion: *facepalm* Demyx, not that type of steak.
Demyx: Oh.
Demyx chuckled at your sudden burst of happiness.
"You want one?" giving him a shy,bashful smile.
"Sure!Its good to have a cook around here,before Axel would burn anything to a crisp..bleh.." he then smiled.
Axel: Why haven’t I entered at this point and shouted something like “I don’t burn food” or “Why aren’t you giving me one?”?
Demyx: You’re hiding so you can ambush her while she exits.
Axel: No, actually, I think I’m getting the local exorcist.
At this you smiled,soon you started laughing.
"Ahahaha!!Axel's a horrible cook!?Ahaa!!" you replied obviously quite humored.
Axel: That’s not funny. I’m fire after all.
Demyx: FIRE? WHERE? *looks around frantically*
Axel: Demyx, that’s not funny at all!
Demyx: Couldn’t resist. *smiles*
Axel: *Ca-chakram!*
Demyx then smiled at you,
"Ya know,you really should smile more...you're even prettier when you do.." he said quietly,turning away from you quickly.
Demyx: *as himself* No, I’m just complimenting you so you can spare the steaks of the refrigerator.
Axel: *as Demyx* HA! Brace-face!
"Uh..t.t..thanks.." you answered feeling embarassed by his comment.
While you prepared the steaks properly,you seasoned it with your favorite spices and seasonings.
Zexion: *as Sue* Eye of newt, and wart of frog, wing of bat, and tongue of dog…
Demyx: *imagines steak with these ingredients* Ewww…
Giving it a rich,tender taste.
Axel: *as Sue* You must pay a million dollars for this taste. Now, pay up.
You then served the steaks on two plates,pushing his plate towards him.
"Okay...umm..all done." you said humbly.
You watched intently as Demyx reached for his knife and fork.
Sharply fixed on when he started chewing the first piece,he gave you a confused look as you watched him closely.
Demyx: *as himself* You had tongue of dog in this??! I want to get a refund!
"Oh sorry I was just waiting to see if you liked it.."
He suddenly stopped chewing the chunk of meat,as his eyes widened.
Axel: And Demyx keeled over and died. And the Sue took note of that, and went to kill the rest of Organization XIII. The End.
"You mean like it? What're you talking about I love it!" giving you another compliment.
Demyx: *as himself* It’s Opposite Day, didn’t you know that? I actually hate it to tears.
Author: Neopetgirl
Rating: One for the grammatical errors, and another for the OOC.
Full Species(es): Blankus Sueus
Hair Color (include adjectives): None
Eye Color (include adjectives): None
Unusual Markings/Colorations/Physical Features: A pretty smile?
Special Possessions (if any): A diary and a backpack. (Could possibly have grenades)
Origin: Nowhere
Connections To Canon Characters: Demyx and Axel are possible love interests… again. (sigh)
Special Abilities: Has the ability to forgot stuff and then spontaneously remember it… at the same time.
Other Annoying Traits: Slams doors in the Organization’s faces, putting her hands in her face (Yes, you heard me correctly), and getting Demyx and Axel to do whatever she wants to do.
I Say/Notes: It’s not that bad, but the grammatical errors get on your nerves after awhile and the OOC-ness strikes back, literally.
We begin where we always start: the spork theater. Axel and Demyx teleport in, and sit down. Then, Zexion teleports in and sits down, sulking.
Axel: Well, well, well. Look who’s here.
Demyx: It’s Emo Boy!
Zexion: *twitches* SHUT UP!
Axel: Denial is not just a river in Egypt you know.
Zexion: *seriously ticked off as he takes out a pen and a notepad and starts writing*
Demyx: What are you writing?
Zexion: *in a sinister voice* Your demises…
Axel: *changes subject* Okay, today’s badfic is called… *looks over the title* Okay, there is no possible way to say this…
Demyx: Is it code or something?
Zexion: It’s pronounced Axel is any of this real or not Demyx chapter seven organization thirteen.
Axel: Even when the bookworm tries to say it, it still doesn’t make sense.
Sorry for all the major OOC!
Axel: Oh great. This statement just says it all right there.
I'm new to making stories..yea and making them last for a seventh chapter..lol
Axel: *tries to teleport in tequila but fails* Hey!
Demyx: Now, Axel, no alcohol for you. Remember the Stars are Blind incident?
Axel: *pouts* Yes, I remember. But I still want tequila!
XD Sorry for the mistakes I'm making!I'm still like a beginnner..I'm still kind of inexperienced..man I really miss my bro man..
Axel: And man, are my arms tired!
its been just 2 days..and I'm already hurting...*sighs* Go on and read it now..thanks for reading this memo.
So who do you like more anyways Demyx or Axel?
Zexion: This is how it starts?!
Axel: Yes, Zexion, who do you like more, me or Demyx?
Zexion: I don’t like either of you.
Demyx: Oh yeah? There are some Axel/Zexion and me/Zexion fics out there we can spork after this.*waves papers*
Zexion: GIVE ME THOSE!
*squabbling ensues, and the papers are torn to shreds*
Zexion: *takes out pen and paper again* First kill Demyx…
Demyx: What did you say?
Zexion: Nothing. *smirks evilly*
I am curious....lol I think I know who though...
Axel is so much better..
Axel: Who’s the best! Me, that’s who!
Demyx: Aw. *pouts*
Zexion: Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.
ya know then Demyx..I mean Demyx is okay!No offence Demyx!(demyx:None taken. *smiles*)
Demyx: Actually, I take great offense at that.
Axel: Then why did you smile?
Demyx: I was plotting her murder.
(axel:yea!another fangirl for me!Wait is that a good thing?)
Axel: No badfic me, no it is not.
Demyx: But you just cheered in joy.
Axel: *melodramatic* Those were the times I was very young and very foolish.
(me:..umm..)
Demyx!He's so darn adorable!!(me:*nods* I know!)
Demyx: Who is she talking to?
Axel: I’m guessing it’s herself.
Zexion: No, it’s actually supposed to a hyperactive fangirl reading this fic.
Axel: …which is the author.
Zexion: Oh.
Eww...neither...(me:*gasps*) What?(me:nah it was a joke!) Oh..
Everyone: Huh?
Demyx: Ewww…neither… what?? *confused*
Zexion: That made absolutely no sense.
Okay now to continue off on where we last left ya hanging ^_~
Axel: *as Timmy* Lassie, get help! I’m hanging on a fragile tree branch!
Demyx: *as Lassie* Woof! Woof!
So as the rest of the day went on,they showed you around.Giving you a tour of most of the building.
Axel: Sentence fragment.
Demyx: OF DOOM!
Zexion: *facepalm*
You thought it was very,very plain.I mean everything was white!You quickly took note of it.
Axel: *as Sue taking notes* The castle is white. The castle is plain. See Sue take notes. Okay, got it!
You actually forgot that you hadn't eaten at all today,well you did eat that granola bar.
Demyx: So she forgot, and then she remembered?
Axel: It’s probably Namine putting memories into the Sue’s brain.
But you suddenly realized how hungry you were when your stomach growled loudly.You chuckled lightly,placing your hands behind your head,feeling embarassed.
Axel suddenly stopped walking,and slowly turned around,giving you a quizzical expression.
Axel: *As his expression* Okay, Sue, I’ll be testing you on pronouns and nouns. Please take out a pen or a pencil.
Demyx: *as Sue taking notes * I forgot if I ate. I ate a granola bar. What did you say?
"Are you hungry?"
Axel: *as himself* Yes, I can hear your tummy growling all the way from the other side of the castle, you know.
"Umm...uh..no..I mean yea..oh yeah..remember that kitchen you showed me?Could I maybe get a little something to chow on?"
Demyx walked forward giving you an indicating facial expression,seemingly to be happy.
He jerked his thumb to himself,
Demyx: I’m indicating… that I’m edible?! *shudders at painful mental imagery* Get it out of my head!
Zexion: Gladly. *La-lexicon!* Better?
Demyx: No, now my head just hurts.
"Sure ________!But uh..just one thing.."
Demyx: Her name is Blank?
Axel: Let’s just call her Sue.
Demyx: Okay, fine with me!
"I'm listening.." you said sweetly.
Axel: *as Sue* …so I can butter you up, and then I can steal all your wallets!
"We can't cook so...uh.."
"Don't worry about it,I can cook it myself."
Axel then showing interest in your recent announcement,placing his arm around your shoulder.Giving you a sly smirk.
Axel: No, the sentence fragment.
Demyx: OF DOOM.
Axel: returns!
Zexion: That joke is getting really old.
"Well then,________...if you really can cook..you're going to have to cook for us males while you're here got it--"
"Memorized right?Was that what you were going to say?"
Axel: GNXTYJGJB
Demyx: Axel, what’s wrong? Why are you speaking like that?
Axel: HJDHNFLKH
Zexion: Don’t worry about it, he’s just enraged that they keep using his catchphrase over and over again in these fics.
Axel: *breaks out of the gibberish rant* Okay, NEVER, NEVER USE MY CATCHPHRASE!!! *summons chakrams in rage and throws them at the screen. They have no effect.*
MCP: *zaps Axel* Do not perform violence against the badfic, or you shall be derezzed.
Axel: *smoldering* I hate this fic.
Demyx: Don’t we all?
"Hey!Thats my line!" Axel whined.
Axel: I do not whine, I growl!
Zexion: Aren’t you whining now? *dodges chakrams*
While Demyx stiffled a slight laugh with his hand.You giggled cutely and soon walked away from the two.
Demyx: *as Sue* Hee hee hee! Now, where to put these grenades…
You then walked forward and glanced both ways,and gazed around the hall..feeling quite baffled.
You forgot where the kitchen was!
Axel: *as Sue taking notes* I forgot where the kitchen was. Now, I shall wait and see if my spheshal Sue powers will enable the memory again.
You turned back to face them again,you waved bashfully.
"Hey uh guys..I kinda uh forgot..uh where--"
"Where the kitchen is?" Demyx said filling in the rest of your sentence.
Demyx: I read minds!
Axel: No you don’t, you just guessed.
Demyx: I’m reading your mind, Axel… and I hear nothing!
Axel: *Ca-chakram!*
"Uh yea that.." you blushed out of complete embarrassment.
Axel walked past you swiftly,giving you a sexy wink.
Axel: Whoa, whoa, whoa! A sexy wink?! Since when are winks sexy? *winks* Was that sexy?
*somewhere, fangirls are fainting from the knowledge that Axel was winking*
Axel: … *twitches*
Your mouth opened slightly,but nothing seemed to come out.
Zexion: So, black, swirly stuff came out of her mouth?
Axel: Next, she’s going to be turning her head 360 degrees and spitting out pea soup.
What did that mean?
Demyx noticed this and snapped his fingers,bringing you out of your sudden daze.
Demyx: Snap-on, snap-off.
Axel: Yes! A Sue with an off switch!
"So you want me to show you where it is again?" he asked quietly.
"Uh..yes..thank you." you said shyly.
Then at that moment you kinda raided their cupboards and cabinets.
Demyx: You ate all of Saix’s Moon Pies? Man, Saix is going to kill her.
Zexion: Let’s hope that will be soon.
You licked your lips at the sight of steak from the refrigerator
Demyx: Steak from the refrigerator? Eww, I don’t want to eat the meat of a refrigerator.
Zexion: *as nature documentary announcer* In the forgotten plains of the kitchen, a herd of refrigerators grazes quietly. Little do they know, the Sue, the predator of the plains, is circling them, looking for a weak or injured refrigerator. In moments, the Sue strikes, leaving the skeleton of the refrigerator to rot forever more.
Axel: You watch way too many nature documentaries.
(me:If you're a vegetarian then it doesn't have to be that ^.~),boy were you craving it for awhile..
You turned around and smiled innocently at Demyx,showing him the steaks you found.
Axel: *as Sue, holds up gun to steaks* Make one move and these steaks are going to the big blue sky! Now give me all your money!
"You have steak!" you said a litte overexcited.
Demyx: *as himself* Why thank you. I’ve been working in the gym for awhile. I’m glad you noticed.
Zexion: *facepalm* Demyx, not that type of steak.
Demyx: Oh.
Demyx chuckled at your sudden burst of happiness.
"You want one?" giving him a shy,bashful smile.
"Sure!Its good to have a cook around here,before Axel would burn anything to a crisp..bleh.." he then smiled.
Axel: Why haven’t I entered at this point and shouted something like “I don’t burn food” or “Why aren’t you giving me one?”?
Demyx: You’re hiding so you can ambush her while she exits.
Axel: No, actually, I think I’m getting the local exorcist.
At this you smiled,soon you started laughing.
"Ahahaha!!Axel's a horrible cook!?Ahaa!!" you replied obviously quite humored.
Axel: That’s not funny. I’m fire after all.
Demyx: FIRE? WHERE? *looks around frantically*
Axel: Demyx, that’s not funny at all!
Demyx: Couldn’t resist. *smiles*
Axel: *Ca-chakram!*
Demyx then smiled at you,
"Ya know,you really should smile more...you're even prettier when you do.." he said quietly,turning away from you quickly.
Demyx: *as himself* No, I’m just complimenting you so you can spare the steaks of the refrigerator.
Axel: *as Demyx* HA! Brace-face!
"Uh..t.t..thanks.." you answered feeling embarassed by his comment.
While you prepared the steaks properly,you seasoned it with your favorite spices and seasonings.
Zexion: *as Sue* Eye of newt, and wart of frog, wing of bat, and tongue of dog…
Demyx: *imagines steak with these ingredients* Ewww…
Giving it a rich,tender taste.
Axel: *as Sue* You must pay a million dollars for this taste. Now, pay up.
You then served the steaks on two plates,pushing his plate towards him.
"Okay...umm..all done." you said humbly.
You watched intently as Demyx reached for his knife and fork.
Sharply fixed on when he started chewing the first piece,he gave you a confused look as you watched him closely.
Demyx: *as himself* You had tongue of dog in this??! I want to get a refund!
"Oh sorry I was just waiting to see if you liked it.."
He suddenly stopped chewing the chunk of meat,as his eyes widened.
Axel: And Demyx keeled over and died. And the Sue took note of that, and went to kill the rest of Organization XIII. The End.
"You mean like it? What're you talking about I love it!" giving you another compliment.
Demyx: *as himself* It’s Opposite Day, didn’t you know that? I actually hate it to tears.