My brains are leaking out of my ears and onto the floor.
My first spork! The first part.
Title: The Akward Adventures of Kelli and Stephanie (This title just says it all)
Author: LuckyFOX3
Rating: One for the inability to use spell check, two for making Demyx a dork (he’s not!), and three for the horrible, horrible OOC-ness.
Full Name (including any titles): Kelli and Stephanie, Sues
Full Species(es): Organizatious Makus Lookus Dorkus Sue
Hair Color (include adjectives): Stephanie “I have brown hair, brown eyes” and later “I had blonde highlight hair, but only in the front, the rest was my normal brown”. Kelli is unknown, but she might as well have black hair.
Eye Color (include adjectives):None, thankfully, but Axel has green eyes, as well as Demyx.
Unusual Markings/Colorations/Physical Features: They wear a dress when coming out of a dark portal. (?)
Special Possessions (if any): Steph has gloves with “clawlike blades” (Larxene called, she wants her weapons back!) and a flute that makes Axel’s ears bleed. (Poor Axel…) Kelli has a scythe that burns… (Marluxia is going to hunt you down, Kelli)
Origin: Earth, unfortunately.
Connections To Canon Characters: Demyx is a possible love interest, and Axel may be one as well… (I shall save Demyx and Axel from the horrors of the fangirls! Run away!)
Special Abilities: Stephanie has two voices in her body that sound suspiciously like Invader Zim.
Other Annoying Traits: Eating several pizzas at once, getting the Organization members to bring her pizzas, and making Demyx sound like a complete dork.
I Say/Notes: Two 11-years olds wrote this, and yet it sounds like they graduated from kindergarten. At least they didn’t use the cliché “Sucked into the TV” gig. Random fighting, becoming older when getting out of a portal, calling Xigbar a “geezer”… My brain is hurting so much, it’s not even funny.
We start as always, in the spork theater. Axel and Demyx appear and sit down. A man comes out of the doors in the back and hands a script to each one, but also leaves another script on one of the seats. The man leaves, and Axel and Demyx look at each other in confusion.
Axel: Is someone else coming that we don’t know about?
Demyx: Don’t know. I thought it would be just us.
*All of a sudden, Xigbar appears*
Xigbar: *grumbles as he picks up the remaining script*
Axel: Let me guess, Xenmas forced you to come here.
Xigbar: …yes.
Demyx: *flipping through the badfic* Apparently, Xigbar is in this badfic.
Axel: Wow, you don’t see that very often.
Hello! This is Stephanie (AND KELLI!!!)....ah yes...and Kelli.
Demyx: Kelli sounds like a hyperactive fangirl, for some unknown reason.
Axel: Was it the misuse of caplocks, or the fangirl sense of yours tingling?
Demyx: Possibly. But when do we have a “fangirl sense”?
Axel: All Nobodies who are constantly attacked by fangirls have it, like you and me. Xigbar doesn’t have one.
Xigbar: HEY!
Before the story starts I believe we're going to have to explain about ourselves first. (Yay! Can I go first) *sigh* The youngest go first anyway
Xigbar: Huh? I’m Number Two in the Organization, and I’m older than most of the Organization! How does that make sense?
Axel: Xigbar, get over it. Fandom always has laws that never make sense.
(-_-*** haha very funny)
Xigbar: What are the stars doing on that emoticon?
Axel: Xigbar, duh. They’re Sue sparkles.
Demyx: Is this Kelli girl trapped within the parentheses?
I know I am ^-^ thank you for noticing (whatever. Anyway my name is Kelli, I've known Stephanie for maybe about a month or two-) the summer vacation was for three months smart one. (SHUTUP!!!!-so here let me start out with the basics: if you read the info for the sequal of "This is weird, but AWSOME!!!"
Axel: NO!!! WE DIDN’T!!!
Demyx: AND AWESOME ISN’T SPELLED THAT WAY!!!
Xigbar: Why are you dudes yelling?
thats the basics for me but let me get one thing straight I am not 10 I am 11 ok?)
Axel: We had NO IDEA!
Demyx: Did she even tell us how old she is before? Because I can’t find it anywhere.
I think they'll get it, you'll know when it's her trust me. Now for me that is.....well I have brown hair, brown eyes, and the rest you're gonna have to see in the info on the sequal information. You'll see it trust me.
Xigbar: Sequal? What is that?
Axel: It’s the RETURN OF THE TYPOS! Gather the women and kids and flee!
Demyx: *stands up to flee*
Axel: *drags him back down into the chair* You’re not a woman or a child. Where are you going?
Demyx: I’m a child at heart?
Xigbar: You don’t even have a heart, Demyx.
Demyx: Oh.
STORY START!!!!!
I was at Kelli's house having a sleepover. I was lounging on my sleeping bag litsening to something on her MP3 player with her.
Demyx: Litsening?
Xigbar: How do you litsen?
Axel: I think it stands for literature sensei.
Demyx and Xigbar: …
Demyx: That actually makes more sense than “litsening”.
"Hey Kelli?"
"hm?"
"I'm bored."
All: So are we!
"Wanna do something that'll get us in trouble?"
"What kinda question is that?!"
"Well you wanna do it?!" I shot up and took off my headphones.
"Damn straight I want to!"
Xigbar: Wait a minute… So they’re just hanging around and all of a sudden they want to get into trouble?
Demyx: Try not to apply logic to this. It’ll be much easier.
We hopped up and ran around the house doing what only drunk morons would do (but we WEREN'T drunk! me:....or were we 0_0?? Kelli:...we weren't me: I know ^^).
Demyx: Wait a sec… they’re doing weird things and they have no idea that they’re drunk or not?
Axel: Actually, in cases like the Stars Are Blind incident…
Demyx: Okay, I get it now.
We slid down the stair handles, Kelli flew off of the handle and landed on the couch.
Axel: What the…?
Xigbar: Landing on the couch? As if!
When it came to me, I flew off but accidently hurt Kelli's arm."You ok?!" She shrugged."To me it doesn't hurt...."
Demyx: Stephanie hurt Kelli’s arm, yet it doesn’t hurt???
Axel: What did she do? Land on Kelli’s arm on the couch?
Demyx: Then that would hurt.
All: *confusion*
We both smiled and ran outside to her backyard to were we hopped around again, but this time we started to spar."Got a little tougher haven't we?" She smirked."Yep! You've improved too." I did a toothy grin.
Xigbar: These dudes are scaring me more and more.
Axel: “Started to spar”? “Toothy grin”? These people sound evil already!
"That's because, under my family name, I sweared to my dad that if I have to, I'll fight till no end, both mentaly and physically!"
Demyx: Sweared? Did she cuss at her dad?
Axel: Apparently. And she promised him she’d fight mentally (which is spelled wrong). What will she do? Think scary thoughts of Sue-ness?
She ran to me about to throw a punch at my chest, but I stood there, grabbed her fist, jabbed her into the stomach, and side kicked her to the side.
Axel: Side kicking to the side is complete redundancy.
She grabbed onto my leg and threw me sideways."Well then under my family name! I won't give up either!"
Xigbar: What’s with this family name stuff? It doesn’t even sound remotely threatening!
Axel: And saying “As if” and “dudes” is?
Xigbar: *glare*
Demyx: Well, looks like the comma thief has been released through this sentence.
I landed safely on one knee and one hand on the ground.
Xigbar: HEY! That’s my move!! I’m the one who does that! Thief!
Kelli and Stephanie keep fighting, blah blah blah. The sporkers fall asleep.
*A huge siren wakes all of them up*
MCP: We command you to keep watching this badfic, or we shall zap you all into obliteration.
Demyx: Didn’t we already obliterate ourselves by going through this fic?
“Give up?" It was silent.
Axel: What’s it?
"Not a chance," she said before nearly hitting me in the face with a huge treebranch with her other loss arm.
Xigbar: Treebranch? Is that some sort of bank?
Demyx: “Other loss arm”? The grammar fairy desperately needs to visit these girls.
Axel: I liked it better when I was sleeping…
I hopped backwards, but it scratched my forehead. I hopped backwards some more dodging the treebranch. This time my back hit a sakura tree and her rough treebranch was up against my neck.
Axel: What the hell is a sakura tree?
Demyx: Apparently, it’s a tree that grows Sakura: Cardcaptor on it.
Axel: *as Clow* Sakura! Go for the cards!
"Give up?" This time she asked me that. I smirked."In your dreams!" I kicked her stomach, but when she dropped the treebranch, it hit my foot and I yelped at the pain.*MY FOOT!!!!!!!!!!! OH THE PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Xigbar: YES! *Breaks out a bottle of sparkling cider* Let’s celebrate the Sue’s pain, shall we dudes?
Axel: Sparkling cider? Where’s the vodka? The whiskey?
Demyx: The MCP banned alcohol from the theater ever since the Stars are Blind incident.
Axel: *pouts and sulks*
Title: The Akward Adventures of Kelli and Stephanie (This title just says it all)
Author: LuckyFOX3
Rating: One for the inability to use spell check, two for making Demyx a dork (he’s not!), and three for the horrible, horrible OOC-ness.
Full Name (including any titles): Kelli and Stephanie, Sues
Full Species(es): Organizatious Makus Lookus Dorkus Sue
Hair Color (include adjectives): Stephanie “I have brown hair, brown eyes” and later “I had blonde highlight hair, but only in the front, the rest was my normal brown”. Kelli is unknown, but she might as well have black hair.
Eye Color (include adjectives):None, thankfully, but Axel has green eyes, as well as Demyx.
Unusual Markings/Colorations/Physical Features: They wear a dress when coming out of a dark portal. (?)
Special Possessions (if any): Steph has gloves with “clawlike blades” (Larxene called, she wants her weapons back!) and a flute that makes Axel’s ears bleed. (Poor Axel…) Kelli has a scythe that burns… (Marluxia is going to hunt you down, Kelli)
Origin: Earth, unfortunately.
Connections To Canon Characters: Demyx is a possible love interest, and Axel may be one as well… (I shall save Demyx and Axel from the horrors of the fangirls! Run away!)
Special Abilities: Stephanie has two voices in her body that sound suspiciously like Invader Zim.
Other Annoying Traits: Eating several pizzas at once, getting the Organization members to bring her pizzas, and making Demyx sound like a complete dork.
I Say/Notes: Two 11-years olds wrote this, and yet it sounds like they graduated from kindergarten. At least they didn’t use the cliché “Sucked into the TV” gig. Random fighting, becoming older when getting out of a portal, calling Xigbar a “geezer”… My brain is hurting so much, it’s not even funny.
We start as always, in the spork theater. Axel and Demyx appear and sit down. A man comes out of the doors in the back and hands a script to each one, but also leaves another script on one of the seats. The man leaves, and Axel and Demyx look at each other in confusion.
Axel: Is someone else coming that we don’t know about?
Demyx: Don’t know. I thought it would be just us.
*All of a sudden, Xigbar appears*
Xigbar: *grumbles as he picks up the remaining script*
Axel: Let me guess, Xenmas forced you to come here.
Xigbar: …yes.
Demyx: *flipping through the badfic* Apparently, Xigbar is in this badfic.
Axel: Wow, you don’t see that very often.
Hello! This is Stephanie (AND KELLI!!!)....ah yes...and Kelli.
Demyx: Kelli sounds like a hyperactive fangirl, for some unknown reason.
Axel: Was it the misuse of caplocks, or the fangirl sense of yours tingling?
Demyx: Possibly. But when do we have a “fangirl sense”?
Axel: All Nobodies who are constantly attacked by fangirls have it, like you and me. Xigbar doesn’t have one.
Xigbar: HEY!
Before the story starts I believe we're going to have to explain about ourselves first. (Yay! Can I go first) *sigh* The youngest go first anyway
Xigbar: Huh? I’m Number Two in the Organization, and I’m older than most of the Organization! How does that make sense?
Axel: Xigbar, get over it. Fandom always has laws that never make sense.
(-_-*** haha very funny)
Xigbar: What are the stars doing on that emoticon?
Axel: Xigbar, duh. They’re Sue sparkles.
Demyx: Is this Kelli girl trapped within the parentheses?
I know I am ^-^ thank you for noticing (whatever. Anyway my name is Kelli, I've known Stephanie for maybe about a month or two-) the summer vacation was for three months smart one. (SHUTUP!!!!-so here let me start out with the basics: if you read the info for the sequal of "This is weird, but AWSOME!!!"
Axel: NO!!! WE DIDN’T!!!
Demyx: AND AWESOME ISN’T SPELLED THAT WAY!!!
Xigbar: Why are you dudes yelling?
thats the basics for me but let me get one thing straight I am not 10 I am 11 ok?)
Axel: We had NO IDEA!
Demyx: Did she even tell us how old she is before? Because I can’t find it anywhere.
I think they'll get it, you'll know when it's her trust me. Now for me that is.....well I have brown hair, brown eyes, and the rest you're gonna have to see in the info on the sequal information. You'll see it trust me.
Xigbar: Sequal? What is that?
Axel: It’s the RETURN OF THE TYPOS! Gather the women and kids and flee!
Demyx: *stands up to flee*
Axel: *drags him back down into the chair* You’re not a woman or a child. Where are you going?
Demyx: I’m a child at heart?
Xigbar: You don’t even have a heart, Demyx.
Demyx: Oh.
STORY START!!!!!
I was at Kelli's house having a sleepover. I was lounging on my sleeping bag litsening to something on her MP3 player with her.
Demyx: Litsening?
Xigbar: How do you litsen?
Axel: I think it stands for literature sensei.
Demyx and Xigbar: …
Demyx: That actually makes more sense than “litsening”.
"Hey Kelli?"
"hm?"
"I'm bored."
All: So are we!
"Wanna do something that'll get us in trouble?"
"What kinda question is that?!"
"Well you wanna do it?!" I shot up and took off my headphones.
"Damn straight I want to!"
Xigbar: Wait a minute… So they’re just hanging around and all of a sudden they want to get into trouble?
Demyx: Try not to apply logic to this. It’ll be much easier.
We hopped up and ran around the house doing what only drunk morons would do (but we WEREN'T drunk! me:....or were we 0_0?? Kelli:...we weren't me: I know ^^).
Demyx: Wait a sec… they’re doing weird things and they have no idea that they’re drunk or not?
Axel: Actually, in cases like the Stars Are Blind incident…
Demyx: Okay, I get it now.
We slid down the stair handles, Kelli flew off of the handle and landed on the couch.
Axel: What the…?
Xigbar: Landing on the couch? As if!
When it came to me, I flew off but accidently hurt Kelli's arm."You ok?!" She shrugged."To me it doesn't hurt...."
Demyx: Stephanie hurt Kelli’s arm, yet it doesn’t hurt???
Axel: What did she do? Land on Kelli’s arm on the couch?
Demyx: Then that would hurt.
All: *confusion*
We both smiled and ran outside to her backyard to were we hopped around again, but this time we started to spar."Got a little tougher haven't we?" She smirked."Yep! You've improved too." I did a toothy grin.
Xigbar: These dudes are scaring me more and more.
Axel: “Started to spar”? “Toothy grin”? These people sound evil already!
"That's because, under my family name, I sweared to my dad that if I have to, I'll fight till no end, both mentaly and physically!"
Demyx: Sweared? Did she cuss at her dad?
Axel: Apparently. And she promised him she’d fight mentally (which is spelled wrong). What will she do? Think scary thoughts of Sue-ness?
She ran to me about to throw a punch at my chest, but I stood there, grabbed her fist, jabbed her into the stomach, and side kicked her to the side.
Axel: Side kicking to the side is complete redundancy.
She grabbed onto my leg and threw me sideways."Well then under my family name! I won't give up either!"
Xigbar: What’s with this family name stuff? It doesn’t even sound remotely threatening!
Axel: And saying “As if” and “dudes” is?
Xigbar: *glare*
Demyx: Well, looks like the comma thief has been released through this sentence.
I landed safely on one knee and one hand on the ground.
Xigbar: HEY! That’s my move!! I’m the one who does that! Thief!
Kelli and Stephanie keep fighting, blah blah blah. The sporkers fall asleep.
*A huge siren wakes all of them up*
MCP: We command you to keep watching this badfic, or we shall zap you all into obliteration.
Demyx: Didn’t we already obliterate ourselves by going through this fic?
“Give up?" It was silent.
Axel: What’s it?
"Not a chance," she said before nearly hitting me in the face with a huge treebranch with her other loss arm.
Xigbar: Treebranch? Is that some sort of bank?
Demyx: “Other loss arm”? The grammar fairy desperately needs to visit these girls.
Axel: I liked it better when I was sleeping…
I hopped backwards, but it scratched my forehead. I hopped backwards some more dodging the treebranch. This time my back hit a sakura tree and her rough treebranch was up against my neck.
Axel: What the hell is a sakura tree?
Demyx: Apparently, it’s a tree that grows Sakura: Cardcaptor on it.
Axel: *as Clow* Sakura! Go for the cards!
"Give up?" This time she asked me that. I smirked."In your dreams!" I kicked her stomach, but when she dropped the treebranch, it hit my foot and I yelped at the pain.*MY FOOT!!!!!!!!!!! OH THE PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Xigbar: YES! *Breaks out a bottle of sparkling cider* Let’s celebrate the Sue’s pain, shall we dudes?
Axel: Sparkling cider? Where’s the vodka? The whiskey?
Demyx: The MCP banned alcohol from the theater ever since the Stars are Blind incident.
Axel: *pouts and sulks*