Top 150 limericks from LimerickDB.

There once was a buggy AI
Who decided her subject should die.
When the plot was uncovered,
The subjected discovered
That sadly the cake was a lie.

The limerick's structure somewhat
necessitates eloquent smut ( Read more... )

There once was a sailor from Saturn
Whose sister was known as a slattern-
Like her planet's rings,
Her scant underthings
Were marked with a circular pattern.

Planned ahead yesterday- made coffee and put it in the 'fridge. This morning I have iced coffee. Mmmm ( Read more... )

Lana Turner has collapsed ( Read more... )

One of the discarded brainstormed titles for the movie Brazil: "Nude Descending a Briefcase". I shall be referring to the movie by this title from now on.

iTunes has some free downloads of Watchmen previews. I'm still excited. I have to say I was initially wary of the casting of Patrick Wilson as Nite Owl, but now that I've seen him as Dan ( Read more... )

Writing is something one has to admire ( Read more... )

As you can see from my haiku, this suit is a little tight on me. Yeesh. Think it looks okay, but am going to Daffy's on my lunch break to get a belt.

Forgot my camera, but remembered my whiskey flask.

Went to Target last night after work and was very disappointed in their dress clothes selection for men.
Was reappointed by their food selection ( Read more... )

Phare Play (whom nswakko15 has worked with before) is having auditions for The Importance of Being Earnest this Saturday. Oh MAN, I've always wanted to do that show. And they'll consider a man in drag as Lady Bracknell. I'm SERIOUSLY tempted to audition for Algernon or Lady Bracknell. "to be born, or at any rate bred, in a handbag, whether it had ( Read more... )

One of my best friends in high school, Maggie, found me on Facebook the other day. She's all married and living in England, right outside Stratford-on-Avon. She says her village is really tiny.

And this from Erin, who posted it on my Facebook:

A preoccupied vegan named Stew ( Read more... )

Oh man, long night for everyone ( Read more... )