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[king_duncan]

One of my best friends in high school, Maggie, found me on Facebook the other day. She's all married and living in England, right outside Stratford-on-Avon. She says her village is really tiny.

And this from Erin, who posted it on my Facebook:

A preoccupied vegan named Stew
Picked up the wrong sandwich to chew
He took a big bite,
Then shouted - (with fright)
OMGWTFBBQ