Before last year, it would have been a lot easier to answer this question. I’d have said just…that villains are the guys (or girls, whichever) who go out and do bad stuff to hurt other people because they’re…well bad. I’d probably even have gone so far as to say that they’re ugly and that’s how you could tell a villain from a hero. It’s just sort ( Read more... )

Back before it all got bad, before my mom got sick, when I was really little, we'd go out sometimes, when Dad didn't have to work which meant on almost every weekend. We'd always head for the same spot, it wasn't really that much of a surprise, but it didn’t matter all that much because the place was perfect, really, since it was our own.
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In twenty years, I’m probably still going to be king.( Read more... )

I came across a journal that I’d kept at school the other day while going through the bag of stuff I’d pulled out of my locker when Shrek came to take me away. Yeah yeah, journals are such a girl thing, I know I know, I’ve heard it all. But I guess it helped a little at the time, having someone to talk to sort of. Well on paper where no one else ( Read more... )

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I shouldn’t even go here because what I’m going to say? It’s probably not the nicest ever and if it got out to my people…Well a king isn’t supposed to look petty or anything like that and I’m not supposed to do that, I just said I wanted to get past that kind of thing that it’s a greater triumph if I don’t sink down to Lancelot’s level or anything ( Read more... )

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My perfect day?
(Spoilers for Shrek the Third)
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