Une Histoire d'Amour de Chat 6/?
Title: Une Histoire d’Amour de Chat
Pairings: Yusuf/Ariadne, Eames/Arthur
Summary: In which Eames loves Arthur no matter what form he is in… or in which cat!Arthur acquires a stalker that goes by the name of Eames and Yusuf seems to be the only person who cares.
Warnings: Fluff, magical potions in a world of science, a little bit of bestiality, BAMFness, and Eames is a shameless pervert…
Unbetaed.
Chapter 6
As per usual, Ariadne called from wherever she is for Yusuf to get some grocery for tonight’s dinner. The fridge had been cleaned out that morning, and it looked mighty lonely with no lovelies inside of it.
Moments like these made Yusuf grateful to have someone like Ariadne in his life. Of the two of them, she’s the only one who remembers these sorts of things.
If it was only Yusuf, he would’ve starved to death. But, most likely, Arthur would’ve stuffed his mouth with a dead bird, and he would’ve eaten it gratefully.
It’s amazing how he survived this long by himself before he ever met Ariadne and Arthur.
So doing as his beloved bid, he went out for a quick grocery trip.
It probably only took about thirty minutes. It wasn’t that long since there are grocery stands just around the corner of the building.
When he got home, Ariadne was already back and taking a shower.
He takes in a deep, happy breath.
This is the life; the domesticity that he had always dreamed of.
He steps into the living room and see a sight that makes his blood runs cold.
Arthur, his baby, is sleeping on the couch and is all stretched out on his back with a contented expression on his face. The picture would’ve been lovely except for the fact that an orange monstrosity is lying a little too close to Arthur.
Said monstrosity is a purring mess next to Arthur’s dainty feet, winking sleepily up at Yusuf.
That’s not the terrible part.
The terrible part is that one of Eames’s paws is gently kneading at Arthur’s crotch.
Yusuf can feel a scandalized scream itching up his throat.
Smugly staring into Yusuf’s eyes, Eames licks a long path up from Arthur’s calf to his stomach.
From the bedroom, Ariadne ignores the yell coming from the living room. Ever since the first time, she had learned to ignore Yusuf’s numerous shouts of outrage.
It’s a wonder that the neighbors hadn’t complained yet.
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Usually on his off days from work, Yusuf and Arthur are usually in the office in the spare room of their apartment. In there, Yusuf would take the time to catch up on his theories and new chemical formulas.
Arthur, however, is simply there to examine his work and keep everything neat and tidy since Yusuf is a hazard when he’s left to his own devices.
This is a usual past time of theirs and they didn’t expect it to change even with the new addition to the family.
Hearing a “meow” to their left, they looked over to the window and saw Eames lounging suavely like a king on the window seat.
Yusuf swears to God the orange fur ball is posing. If someone were to ask Yusuf, he can tell you that Eames looks completely ridiculous and there’s not much to say about him at all.
Eames doesn’t even seem to notice his lack of desirability and simply leers at Arthur, who is cringing at the sight by the way.
Slowly, the tabby stretches a leg upward and slowly grooms from the base up to his tippy toes, all the while staring at Arthur.
Yusuf is quite impressed despite himself. He didn’t expect Eames to even be that flexible.
Other than that, there is definitely bile crawling its way up his throat.
During Yusuf’s moment of disgust, Eames seems to have found a knot somewhere and began nibbling between his toes, which made Yusuf snorts.
Oh, yeah. That’s definitely attractive.
This process of seductive grooming continues on for approximately ten more seconds before the cat seizes up and begins hacking as if he’s dying from lack of air. Both Yusuf and Arthur cringe back, quite reminiscent of Shrek and Donkey.
Compared to Eames, Arthur is definitely more dignified when he does it.
Yusuf should’ve been more worried but, judging from Arthur’s expression, there’s nothing to worry about.
When Eames finally hacks up a humongous hairball, the two of them shudder in disgust.
That thing is simply huge!
And now Yusuf has to go and clean it up.
The tabby on the window seat shakes itself and then went back to grooming seductively as if nothing had ever happened.
Well, too bad. Whatever chances and effect he had before was definitely ruined.
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Believe me, hearing and seeing a cat hacking up a hairball is one of the most disgusting things ever. You don’t know whether the cat is dying or what.
CHAPTER 7