I totally rock. Get this: I managed to diffuse a Major Incident in my house involving the remote control, two young boys who think they know karate, and sort of do (and could have done some serious damage to each other and a new flower display I just set out), and NO ONE WAS INJURED. Additionally, I have established a policy entitled "Boy #1
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By that measure my grandmother would have won many times over, too! I wonder how many peace prizes there can be.
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*waves with a generous flourish of my hand and a remote control*
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Cut Kim some slack, why don't you?
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I do a die roll on Sunday. I mean, it's a fifty-fifty chance of going to eiter kid, right? And I just need to assign one the even or odd number. Maybe I should make Boy #1 the odd numbered-roll instead, seeing as 1 is an odd number.
INSPIRED, I tell you!
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I'll nominate you :)
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