YAY, ME!!!!!!!
I totally rock. Get this: I managed to diffuse a Major Incident in my house involving the remote control, two young boys who think they know karate, and sort of do (and could have done some serious damage to each other and a new flower display I just set out), and NO ONE WAS INJURED. Additionally, I have established a policy entitled "Boy #1 Gets The Radio on Monday, Wednesday and Friday, and Boy #2 Gets It On Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday. On Sunday, Mom Flips a Coin." This groundbreaking yet essential Morgan Household Peace Agreement will go a long way to ensure stability at bedtime...
You might argue, "But, Kim, that's nothing we wouldn't expect of you anyway. And we figured you'd do something STELLAR in the parentlng department anyway, so we nominated you when you were still pregnant with your middle child. We had high expectations and you met them admirably."
And you might be right.
Or, you might be the Nobel Peace Prize Committee.
I think the nomination for this most recent award actually was due by February -- isn't that just about two months after the president took office won the election?
I OUGHT TO RECEIVE THE NEXT PEACE PRIZE!!!
You should register your support, and nothing else, in the comment box below. Anyone NOT SUPPORTING ME for the Nobel will be defriended instantly, of course, assuming I care. /sarcasm
You might argue, "But, Kim, that's nothing we wouldn't expect of you anyway. And we figured you'd do something STELLAR in the parentlng department anyway, so we nominated you when you were still pregnant with your middle child. We had high expectations and you met them admirably."
And you might be right.
Or, you might be the Nobel Peace Prize Committee.
I think the nomination for this most recent award actually was due by February -- isn't that just about two months after the president took office won the election?
I OUGHT TO RECEIVE THE NEXT PEACE PRIZE!!!
You should register your support, and nothing else, in the comment box below. Anyone NOT SUPPORTING ME for the Nobel will be defriended instantly, of course, assuming I care. /sarcasm