I ask you, what is classier than a cookie floating in a martini glass full of skim milk ( Read more... )

I'd like to point out that I'm still procrastinating at ten to six, and I said I'd get on my laundry/cleaning/homework/practicing at four ( Read more... )

I love downloading music, but not just because of the free music. I love downloading music because sometimes you get happy surprises. For instance, twice this week I've done searches for artists I like and ended up finding mislabeled songs that I ended up absolutely loving. Those songs are "New Slang" by The Shins and "Addict" by K's Choice. Oh ( Read more... )

In the spirit of procrastination, positivity and crappy Latin, I'm going to list 10 things that currently make me happy ( Read more... )

Well, I've got 10 minutes to kill before my laundry comes out of the dryer ( Read more... )

I have a bowl of strawberries and diet coolwhip. What could possibly be any better ( Read more... )

I have a crush on life ( Read more... )

First off, if someone presented me with a logical way to marry diet coolwhip, I would consider it. This shit is good. (And bananas ( Read more... )

So, I went back to Toronto for Thanksgiving weekend. I had all these unrealistic expectations about how everything would be like “Homeward Bound” and I’d be hobbling up a mountain and stuff ( Read more... )

Hey kids. I'm doing much better. My mood is up like whoa and my cough sounds less like a dying seal ( Read more... )