Its not even near us...
Tornado sirens going off. WTF? Its already past us.
Gay.
Thinking of making a yahoo! personal profile to fuck with peoples heads. Should I?
------Example profile------
'I hate you and I want to kill you'
"I'm a stupid female looking for a stupid typical southern male for fluffy, silly, sloppy casual murder. You know, nothing extravagant. My hobbies include killing chickens, killing birds, killing things that wake me up, killing people, and photoshopping penises onto the heads of photos of people that I hate. Which is pretty much every body.
My dream in life is to find the perfect person, who wants to be murdered, and who wants to help make their own death look like suicide, but only after I draw a picture of them and eat cookie dough ice cream out of their ass dimples."
Really, I got the idea while looking for a picture of that assfuck who pissed me off friday, so I could perform the aforementioned photoshopping, an idea I got while talking with EEEEEE
riyachan!
EDIT: I'm having too much fun with this. Okay, so I'm 3'0", bald with black eyes, and was born in 1909. :D My name is Meztizio!
Gay.
Thinking of making a yahoo! personal profile to fuck with peoples heads. Should I?
------Example profile------
'I hate you and I want to kill you'
"I'm a stupid female looking for a stupid typical southern male for fluffy, silly, sloppy casual murder. You know, nothing extravagant. My hobbies include killing chickens, killing birds, killing things that wake me up, killing people, and photoshopping penises onto the heads of photos of people that I hate. Which is pretty much every body.
My dream in life is to find the perfect person, who wants to be murdered, and who wants to help make their own death look like suicide, but only after I draw a picture of them and eat cookie dough ice cream out of their ass dimples."
Really, I got the idea while looking for a picture of that assfuck who pissed me off friday, so I could perform the aforementioned photoshopping, an idea I got while talking with EEEEEE
riyachan!
EDIT: I'm having too much fun with this. Okay, so I'm 3'0", bald with black eyes, and was born in 1909. :D My name is Meztizio!