A Mystery For The Ages

[kidzero]

For reasons unknown, there is a single powdered donut lying in the front yard.

Comments

[brujah]

Dude.

You should so lick it and see if it's real. *grins*

[kidzero]

I would, but the last thing I need before I go to sleep is a cocaine high.

Didn't you ever wonder hy those donuts were so popular? It's surely not for the taste.

[brujah]

*giggles and falls over*

You could call the cops and tell them someone left a cocaine covered donut in your yard and you want the bomb squad to come squad it.

[kidzero]

Won't help, the entire yard probably shows up as radioactive from all the dogs squadding in it. (rim shot)

When I ewas on the ground crew for the Reds, we would chalk the lines with a powder very much like what's on the donuts. I always wondered why the first and third basemen always carried straws.

[apathocles]

I somehow managed to eat two and a half doughnuts today, all from different sources. (Okay, one of them was a Berliner, but close enough.)

I hereby declare it to be Random Doughnut Day, in which people give away doughnuts to people for no apparent reason. *checks front yard hopefully*

[kidzero]

one of them was a Berliner

So.... if you are what you eat... insert JFK joke here.

what is this "doughnuts?" I don't know what strange and bizarre pastry concoctions you guys eat down there, but we eat donuts!, dammit! Even if they are covered in a fine and probably illegal powder.

[apathocles]

Cannibalism = fun for the whole family!

They're nuts! Made of dough! Which... sounds oddly unappetising, in a way.

[kidzero]

I don't know nothin' 'bout no cannibalism. I just meant that "Ich bin ein Berliner" speech about Germans and jelly donuts.

They're nuts! Made of dough! Which... sounds oddly unappetising, in a way.

Unappetizing foods... that's how we know you Aussies are indeexd descended from the Brits. ;D

I feel I have to use this icon for every comment here, no matter what.

[silent_rob]

The cops were staking out your house, yo.

[kidzero]

It's a frame, dogg.

Besides, they're usually the ones bringing US donuts at work. Really.

[chunkymunkey]

somewhere some kid is crying his/her heart out b/c mommy/daddy had enough of the whining and tossed out the last donut.

or some guy is cussing b/c he can't recall exactly WHERE he tossed his "donut stash" on the run. hahahaha this is probably more likely than the kid theory.

****somewhere someone has lost their soul donut****

[kidzero]

somewhere someone has lost their soul donut

*snicker*

[dweezil]

what, you don't want it? I'll throw it is sombody else's yard.

Sheesh. Try to be NICE to some people...

[kidzero]

Sure. Come get it and pitch wherever you like. :)