A Mystery For The Ages

[kidzero]

For reasons unknown, there is a single powdered donut lying in the front yard.

Comments

[brujah]

Dude.

You should so lick it and see if it's real. *grins*

[kidzero]

I would, but the last thing I need before I go to sleep is a cocaine high.

Didn't you ever wonder hy those donuts were so popular? It's surely not for the taste.

[brujah]

*giggles and falls over*

You could call the cops and tell them someone left a cocaine covered donut in your yard and you want the bomb squad to come squad it.

[kidzero]

Won't help, the entire yard probably shows up as radioactive from all the dogs squadding in it. (rim shot)

When I ewas on the ground crew for the Reds, we would chalk the lines with a powder very much like what's on the donuts. I always wondered why the first and third basemen always carried straws.

[brujah]

*laughs*

For their frosty beverages, of course. What else could they possibly need straws for. *halo*