Good ol' cumtd isn't doing it for me.

Looks like I'll have to ride out to this orientation thing for my temp scoring job. I wouldn't mind getting bundled up, but it's a little harder to look professional and I also end up really sweaty when I get inside. I should leave some time to get there and chill/dry out in the break room.

Now that was a proper lunch. A buffalo calamari sandwich, two empirical pints of Boddi's, and a shot of Jaeger.

If you get in trouble at work, just blame cracksmacker. BTW, I owe you for the shots, don't let me forget.