Room mates...
First, my phone broke on friday, had to get a new one. If you are reading this and have my number, text me with your name so that I can add you back to my contacts!!
I have the most useless room mates ever.
Conversation one:
Me: Hey, I’m having a house cleaning party, you’re invited!
Room Mate: No that’s ok.
Me: You sure?
Room mate: Yeah, I have to work on this assignment that’s due Tuesday
Me: that’s what Monday night is for.
Room mate: I want to get 99% on this assignment
Me: *eyeroll*
A couple hours later after the kitchen is mostly clean.
Me: *watching X-men and drying the dishes*
Room Mate: What should I make for lunch?
Me: Whatever leaves the least mess for me to clean in my newly cleaned kitchen.
Room mate: You mean for me to clean.
Me: Yeah, like you cleaned up the mess you made making crepes last week? (note: I cleaned the crepe batter off the stove yesterday and off the counter today)
Room mate: There was a reason I didn’t clean it.
Me: You didn’t have time?
Room mate: Yeah, I didn’t want to make them because I knew I didn’t have time to clean.
Me: So in other words you were waiting for me to clean it.
Room mate: …
(to clarify a bit, the crepes were made for the birthday of a mutual friend, I'm glad the crepes got made really, but that was last wednesday... it is now sunday)
After cleaning the stove and leaving all the pieces on the counter to drive, I went out to buy groceries. I get home:
Me (only somewhat sarcastically): Oh good, someone put the stove back together!
Room mate: If you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything at all.
Me: Whoa what? I was genuinely impressed that someone actually put the stove back together! (*in head* I honestly expected the pieces to still be on the counter, but srsly, if that makes you think you ‘helped clean the kitchen’ you are very deranged indeed)
Well going to vacuum and mop the main floor now! Then I can finally clean MY room!
\^/
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I have the most useless room mates ever.
Conversation one:
Me: Hey, I’m having a house cleaning party, you’re invited!
Room Mate: No that’s ok.
Me: You sure?
Room mate: Yeah, I have to work on this assignment that’s due Tuesday
Me: that’s what Monday night is for.
Room mate: I want to get 99% on this assignment
Me: *eyeroll*
A couple hours later after the kitchen is mostly clean.
Me: *watching X-men and drying the dishes*
Room Mate: What should I make for lunch?
Me: Whatever leaves the least mess for me to clean in my newly cleaned kitchen.
Room mate: You mean for me to clean.
Me: Yeah, like you cleaned up the mess you made making crepes last week? (note: I cleaned the crepe batter off the stove yesterday and off the counter today)
Room mate: There was a reason I didn’t clean it.
Me: You didn’t have time?
Room mate: Yeah, I didn’t want to make them because I knew I didn’t have time to clean.
Me: So in other words you were waiting for me to clean it.
Room mate: …
(to clarify a bit, the crepes were made for the birthday of a mutual friend, I'm glad the crepes got made really, but that was last wednesday... it is now sunday)
After cleaning the stove and leaving all the pieces on the counter to drive, I went out to buy groceries. I get home:
Me (only somewhat sarcastically): Oh good, someone put the stove back together!
Room mate: If you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything at all.
Me: Whoa what? I was genuinely impressed that someone actually put the stove back together! (*in head* I honestly expected the pieces to still be on the counter, but srsly, if that makes you think you ‘helped clean the kitchen’ you are very deranged indeed)
Well going to vacuum and mop the main floor now! Then I can finally clean MY room!
\^/
(#)