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Okay. Post overload, but only because I'm bored.

Dec 11, 2006 03:04

Not really a rant, but as long as we're sharing opinions, it's alright, isn't it?

I'm starting to regret joining a certain yaoi community.

Herm.
Because of a certain meme, I've been tempted to do this.

Okay, everyone has their own unpopular opinions about the KH fandom.

I'll give you four of mine, you gimme four of yours.

Deal?

1. Riku has angst. Sora ( Read more... )

community fun

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paranoia_pistol December 11 2006, 03:29:55 UTC

I can give my own four unpopular opinions? Awesome ( ... )

rainbowlasers December 11 2006, 03:39:44 UTC

... Actually, for the garden thing, if I remember correctly, it does exist! In the Chain of Memories manga!

Also, in the CoM manga, Marluxia orders NFC take-out (Nobody Fried Chicken or Nomura Fried Chicken, I cannot remember) to celebrate and hits pop machines to get sodas.

I love the manga.

paranoia_pistol December 11 2006, 03:53:28 UTC

In which, I always thought that Chain of Memories was, you know, a faux chain of memories. I could be wrong, as you stated.

rainbowlasers December 11 2006, 03:55:00 UTC

Nope! The manga is totally canon.

Meaning that I can mention Larxene and thumbscrews and be totally in the canon zone. Oh goodie.

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alba_aulbath December 11 2006, 03:43:40 UTC

Sweet meme.

1. Xigbar isn't a crazy bastard who tortures/maims/eats people. Sure, he's got to be somewhat looney; all the Nobodies are. People without hearts who can't feel = probably a little crazy. But not "lol bloodplay!" sort. I mean, seriously. WTF. This also applies to Xaldin, Xemnas, and Saix, k thx.

2. Marluxia isn't a pushover. He's powerful and has a strong build, even if he HAS pink hair, grows flowers for his element, and has a girly-looking weapon. He's not particularly girly himself, and he's pretty married to Larxene though by all means that doesn't mean he can't flirt with Lexaeus or something!

3. For the love of Jiminy Cricket, Axel's Other isn't Reno! Demyx isn't Zell, Xigbar isn't Irvine, Larxene isn't Elena OR Quistis, Vexen isn't Hojo, and Saix isn't a fucking werewolf so get over it.

4. Roxas/Namine = WTF? Isn't that like... incest?

dorkage December 11 2006, 03:50:22 UTC

I compare #4 more to like giving yourself a handjob.

alba_aulbath December 11 2006, 03:52:30 UTC

But that's not very exciting.

But I guess that's about the summary of any kind of Nobody sex, isn't it.

griffinguy24 December 11 2006, 03:55:07 UTC

Namine is technically both Sora and Kairi's Nobody, so they are half-siblings in a way... so yeah, it's incesty, I guess.

Married to Larxene... that's a nice way to put it. In the sense that, while Larxene would gut you for saying it, internally, she'd realize, yeah, that's about right

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griffinguy24 December 11 2006, 03:50:04 UTC

This is begging for trouble, it's also begging for a reply ( ... )

alba_aulbath December 11 2006, 03:51:41 UTC

Sidenote to your #2... Pence/Olette. I've seen one author use it, and she's a friend of mine who I beta for. ANYONE have fics for this coupling

I've written a mini OT3 fic with them and Hayner. AND I HAVE AN ICON.

sexpress December 11 2006, 07:01:28 UTC

3) WORD UP. I thought I was the only one who absolutely hated Riku in KH1. Of course, he became awesome in CoM and KH2. But back then, I could've cared less about him.

animejosse December 11 2006, 13:46:14 UTC

On #1... thank god I'm not alone. When Destiny Islands fell I was generally "Wtf, Riku" when Sora tried hard to reach him, and he just stood there looking pretty. Had he just leaned a few inches they'd grabbed each others hands.

Then again, KH1!Riku was self-centered as it was. If it wasn't for Reverse Rebirth I'd never forgive him for having annoying bossfights DIE ALREADY! being a selfish bastard.

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tafkae December 11 2006, 03:56:13 UTC

Woot. I do agree with yours, specially number 2. WHERE MY GHOSTBUSTERS AT? D:

Anyway, now for mine, although I'm not sure how unpopular these are.

1. Axel and Roxas are friends, not lovers. For one thing that's statutory rape and gross, and for another... they have better things to do than fantasize about each other and engage in buttsex all the day long.

2. Demyx is not friends with Axel and Roxas. We never see Demyx and Axel interact, but I'm guessing Axel would be severely annoyed by Demyx and Demyx would know it and avoid Axel because of it. Likewise, we never see Demyx and Roxas interact, but Organization!Roxas doesn't really seem to like anybody. There's no three-man posse going on here, and I'm not sure where people get the idea there is.

3. DEMYX IS NOT A POOR FIGHTER. WHERE WAS MICKEY WHEN I NEEDED HIM, HUH.

4. If you think about it, pairing anyone with Larxene is hilarious. For one thing, the rest of the Organization (and Naminé) have no hearts and therefore cannot be in love with her. For another thing, I think they're ( ... )

blackstronghold December 11 2006, 04:09:51 UTC

WHERE WAS MICKEY WHEN I NEEDED HIM, HUH.

Right behind you >( trying to teach you a lesson about suddenly disobeying orders. YOU DON'T DISOBEY THE KING WITHOUT GETTING A SITAR SMACKED IN YOUR FACE.

demishock December 11 2006, 06:16:50 UTC

As my most recent rant suggests - totally agree with your #2. @_@

splatonthefloor December 11 2006, 04:15:08 UTC

1. I still don't like Riku. *ducks to avoid spears*

2. I've never played any of the Final Fantasy games. Sacrelige, I know, but that's why I don't attempt to write about them.

3. A little part of me dies inside everytime I see Disney!hate. I love cartoons. So much, in fact, that next year I'm headed to animation college. Whoohoo!!

4. I still laugh at the Mansex joke. *is ashamed*