Okay. Post overload, but only because I'm bored.

[twistedsinews]

Not really a rant, but as long as we're sharing opinions, it's alright, isn't it?

I'm starting to regret joining a certain yaoi community.

Herm.
Because of a certain meme, I've been tempted to do this.

Okay, everyone has their own unpopular opinions about the KH fandom.

I'll give you four of mine, you gimme four of yours.

Deal?

1. Riku has angst. Sora

Comments

[alba_aulbath]

Sweet meme.

1. Xigbar isn't a crazy bastard who tortures/maims/eats people. Sure, he's got to be somewhat looney; all the Nobodies are. People without hearts who can't feel = probably a little crazy. But not "lol bloodplay!" sort. I mean, seriously. WTF. This also applies to Xaldin, Xemnas, and Saix, k thx.

2. Marluxia isn't a pushover. He's powerful and has a strong build, even if he HAS pink hair, grows flowers for his element, and has a girly-looking weapon. He's not particularly girly himself, and he's pretty married to Larxene though by all means that doesn't mean he can't flirt with Lexaeus or something!

3. For the love of Jiminy Cricket, Axel's Other isn't Reno! Demyx isn't Zell, Xigbar isn't Irvine, Larxene isn't Elena OR Quistis, Vexen isn't Hojo, and Saix isn't a fucking werewolf so get over it.

4. Roxas/Namine = WTF? Isn't that like... incest?

[dorkage]

I compare #4 more to like giving yourself a handjob.

[alba_aulbath]

But that's not very exciting.

But I guess that's about the summary of any kind of Nobody sex, isn't it.

[griffinguy24]

Namine is technically both Sora and Kairi's Nobody, so they are half-siblings in a way... so yeah, it's incesty, I guess.

Married to Larxene... that's a nice way to put it. In the sense that, while Larxene would gut you for saying it, internally, she'd realize, yeah, that's about right

[alba_aulbath]

INCEST IS BEST LOLOLOL

Yeah, I know Larxene would kick my ass six ways to Sunday, THEN gut me, but it's so very true.

[griffinguy24]

Crazy Foamy Avatar Guy! Awesome!

If anything, I thought the Sora/Namine interaction was made a shade creepier after we learn that Sora's actually, in a way, Namine's father.

(Though, actually, if you think about it, since Sora carried Kairi's heart, which was released from Sora's body after what seems like months of traveling, perhaps we should say Sora is Namine's MOTHER)....

[mimi_sardinia]

Kingdom Hearts has canon mpreg.

[rainbowlasers]

I'd actually like to see a fic where Saix's OTHER was a werewolf, but he isn't.

Yeah um 'specially agreed on the Marluxia thing!

[alba_aulbath]

I could live with something like that, I guess. I suppose it, like many things, isn't a bad idea -- but so many fannits have done it to death, and done it BADLY.

liekomgMarluxia/Larxene4everlololololol!!1

[rainbowlasers]

I haven't ever seen much fic with the Others of the Nobodies and since I want more I actually wouldn't care at all.

Liekomgtheirloveissopainful!!!!111

I-in the literal sense.

[alba_aulbath]

I've... written some! Though I would loathe to demand anyone read anything I write. Besides that's liek so ttly selfish u no.

[rainbowlasers]

You do not mention something without linking. It is totally a rule of the internet.

Now pass the fics or I shall pull a Xaldin on you and spear you.

... That sounded wrong. :(

[alba_aulbath]

It sounded so wrong YET SO RIGHT.

Yep, I'm totally not a perv.

Here you go. All the chapters are on the bottom of the post with the series called To See With Eyes Unclouded and I'm not done with the last chapter yet stfu but BE AWARE it contains some slash. And by "some" I mean "probably a lot".

Also, Saix is in it probably... every chapter. I'm a dork. D:

[rainbowlasers]

Don't worry, I like you anyway. *pats*

Oh no, not slash! What shall I do! I hate slash! ... Wait! I don't. Ooooh.

Silly Saix lover, dork is for humans. ... Haha. Get it? Saix is a no-- okay, I'm gonna go read in silence.

[alba_aulbath]

Oh good~!

That is also good. *thumbs up*

YOU DO THAT.

[blackstronghold]

Roxas/Naminé = twincest 8D