Old Gallade Porn
Most of my posts are f-locked because I have deep issues and write about a lot of uncomfortable personal stuff. I should, however, allow a few more public posts to let people know what kind of person I am. *creepy wink* Anyway, Gallade is my Pokémon soul mate if I was in the world of Detective Pikachu. I promised myself I wouldn't look up porn of him, but it only took me about a week and ten days before I was right at it. Here's a collection of what I like. More might be added in the future:
Gallade is not for LEWD. -4 Chan Autist #1
Gallade is my favorite Poke because of how versatile he is. He can be a cute special boy, a total bro, a good father, a good lover, a badass knight or make extremely good lewds. -4 Chan Autist #2
Gallade wonders about what horrors you are about to witness under that cut!
Blue must have paralysed Green with thunder punch, then finished up with draining kiss. :-D
Gallade is always hot for Gardevoir, even when she has a fifty percent chance of having a penis. -And the penis in the next drawing clearly looks like it's coming out of Gardevoir. They had better hurry up and get busy because Gallade doesn't look like he can hold off much longer.
Gallade could do a lot worse than Infernape...and he does. Just wait until you see the ghost action further down in this post.
Gallade to Infernape: When she pets me, she gives me a treat and calls me a best boi. When you pet me, you're thinking about tearing into my ass like a feral gorilla.
Heyy, what do you know...
I cut out the lower anatomy out of the next one because it was wonky. Gallade has a weird booty.
Including this because the art is kind of cute, even though the subject matter is gross. It must be a degradation fantasy.
Artist gave Gallade a micro penis. I thought..well maybe gardevoir is small down there too. -But then you'd see a male gardevoir hung like a donkey, yet come to find out the females don't care about penis size. They're into the males with the bigger gladiator helmets. Oop..Gallade wins.
More of this. Infernape be like, "If we're doing face-to-face, then I have to secure your arms. I can't have you accidentally slicing me to pieces while caught up in the throes of passion."
….And another:
Aftermath:
"Oh shit! We were in deep fog a minute ago!"
Even when it's hetero, gardevoir is always on top. She like, "Take that rock to the back of your head, bitch!"
Why did she need to tie him up? I'm sure he would have went willingly.
A happy family scene where they can't stop going at it long enough to watch their million kids.
Role reversal fan art...although gardevoir is already stronger supernaturally.
That head piece is HUGE. I'm going to have to put that guy in one of those 'you versus the guy she told you not to worry about' memes.
Here's a Chad Gallade. He's still smaller than Gardevoir, but he only does females....and the head piece is YUGE.
A moment of indecision. His master ordered him not to cut through them, but maybe he should disobey just this once....
Another bondage pic. I couldn't believe I'd found another when there should be...zero bondage pics of Gallade. Actually, there's three, but the third isn't that good because the artist kind of made him a hybrid with mega, and it didn't look right. The one above is outstanding, like the artist put loving care into making the strings change color in the light and such. Anyway, here's another of Gallade not sure what's going on, but he was promised lots of treats if he went through some extra speshul training, plus they'd give him hugs and petting that would make him feel good from the waist down.
-because there never can be enough. Gallade accepts his treat and waits to be fondled. For him, it's no less of a fucked up life than being forced to battle random creatures until one or the other passes out or drops from exhaustion.
Why is this guy so nervous?
Oh...because his trainer is a sicko.
How is this move useful in the context of a battle?
Gallade was a shy creature who didn't like bright lights and the noise of the crowd..especially when many pairs of eyes were focused on him in a packed arena. If he lived wild, he'd hide in the tall trees and only come out during periods of deep fog. He only endured battling because his trainer had the ability to transform him into a superhero with cape-like wings, and the crowd generally cheered his success and appreciated his beauty.
On this day, things would turn for the worst. His opponent turned out to be a stunning mega gardevoir with devilish gleaming eyes and a shimmery black dress. His body instantly reacted, and so did the crowd. To his further dismay, the gardevoir turned out to be a male a head taller than him. His trainer yelled out, "Just give us a good battle, champ, and we'll send you to daycare afterward!" The crowd laughed harder.
You're very beautiful... Gallade said telepathically, bowing politely to his opponent. You may kill me now...
It's supposed to be fan art of Mega wearing a condom..hence the air pockets. My fantasy is still valid though. One might think he'd cover himself in embarrassment, but when one has blades sticking out of ones arms, then one might want to keep them far away from the junk. That's a mistake one only gets to make once.
Then again....perhaps he could retract dem blades WAYY down. Now that mega's trainer knows he gets a hard-on for males, -even if they look like females- he thinks, "It's worth a try, and we have a pretty good bond..." Mega is embarrassed by the whole deal, but his trainer convinces him it's not gay if they just jerk off in front of each other to release a little tension. He tells him humans have a lot of fancy terms for it, but he just defines attraction to other genders besides the opposite sex -or other species- as being a good old fashioned pervert. It's tricky figuring out how mega feels about it. He has a human-like sentiency, but he's also a bit like a permanent child and a bit like an animal.
Alternatively, mega's trainer might have had another pokemon use hypnosis on him to put him at ease. That's why his eyes are blank. Once he snaps out of it, he's going to be awfully pissed off, which might go along with the next scenario....
The next one is hilarious because it's called 'being lewd with Gallade' with a disembodied hand grabbing his ass. Maybe that's not such a good idea when dealing with a guy with blades on his arms. He might seem docile enough to take it but then might reflexively decapitate someone with a psycho cut. Mega looks like he's being talked down, like whatever happened there, he isn't even mad anymore, but it's going to take a lot of treats and kind words to get him to wear his friendship ribbon again.
On that note, here's a Gallade in a very trusting position. Also, dem hands:
Gallade thinks, I'm going to try really hard to not get a stiffy this time....Oops.
... He like, "I have, but the psychic empath in me doesn't want to ruin it for you."
When Officer Jenny was arresting the guy in the next picture, author of that perverse addition to Gallade's description, she exclaimed, "I can't believe you took advantage of his trusting and eager-to-please nature!" The offender would reply, "Gallade came on to me first! He started humping my leg after a tsareena used attract on him!" That gallade would chime in telepathically with, ...I resisted at first, but then my ability to form psychic empathy with my trainer made me start enjoying it as much as he did, terrible as it sounds...I think I need poke-counseling now...
Gallade is psychic. He thinks, ..I know damn well you put me in this shirt because you want me to be sexed..
Gallade might just be an anthro....onion. Dat booty might be as squishable as you think, LOL!
At first, I thought she was doing a Dashiki from "Don't Be a Menace..." etc. "What..already?!" -But then it only takes an hour in Pokemon daycare to get an egg.
Gallade looking too comfortable in a slave collar. His trainer must have talked him into thinking he had a sweet deal. -No more senseless battling, but instead, he becomes like a performer who's on a permanent visit to Pokémon Daycare. -Except sometimes he has to pretend to be a female in heat. Interpreted this way, he looks even more androgynous than gardevoir.
A few more in that style. They may be fairly new, idk. Gallade eager to please.
Found one single drawing by the above artist Plantpenetrator that isn't porn. I like this style and wish there were more.
This next one was called 'glory hole', but it looks like his dick committed a crime and got put into medieval stocks. Maybe we're supposed to shame it and throw rotten fruit?
Wally grows up, and his five other Pokemon wonder why Gallade always gets to sleep in the tent when they go camping.
Adding this one because it...might be a lewd? It could be perfectly innocent, but it came across to me as mega wearing his stone in some sort of bondage gear. -Or it might just be that I'm a yuuuuge perv. -Might. That individual looks like a handful, LOL!
That last one was a tall boi. Going by the proportions/stats of the game, gallade is actually a 5'3" manlet, and he only gains ten pounds as mega.
Mega looking submissive. When it's sexy time, he wants any partner to know he a polite, careful boy...and don't think about all those sharp bits on him, especially on his wang. Gardevoirs are usually very nice ladies, but one could still accidentally kill him over a misunderstanding. -Didn't like this one at first, -as I thought it was ott- but it grew on me. I like how the artist gave him realistic anatomy, yet still worked in the proper smol guy proportions and managed the onion hips without it looking the least bit awkward. Add to that, but it's MANLY. There's so much Rule 63 mega fan art. There must be a couple guys out there who saw mega's design and thought, "Daaaayamm..that thing is so pretty I just want to smash it like a freight train going a hundred miles per hour until I put a baby in it.....BUT I AINT NO QUEER.." -Next thing you know, there's a ton of fan art on furaffinity with the typical mega gallade head and blades on bodies with huge tiddies and swollen bellies.
He should have ran while he had the chance.
This is a porn analogy about how gallade would be on the battlefield against male gardevoir. Gallade was created as the male alternative when gardevoir was interpreted as being female, even though it was intended to look androgynous wearing a tunic and hair helmet. Unfortunately, he was created as a weak type match to gardevoir, being psychic/fighting to his/her psychic/fairy type, so he could end up being a one-hit ko in a fight. He'd have to have one hell of a cool mating dance to compete. :-D
Male Gardevoir grabs Gallade's arms and says playfully, "If you try to resist, I'll moonblast ya!" *teeheehee*
Are you...okay there, champ?! She didn't moonblast you past the point of being able to consent, did she?
She looks submissive, yet he had better do a very good job pleasing her or he might end up like this poor sorry guy.
He's nervous because he's worried about ending up like that guy too.
Technical skills aren't the best, but I just had to include this drawing called "A Knight's Reward" showing our hero about to get rewarded with a hard pounding from the creepiest version of devil witch trannie gardevoir. Will this be a reward he'll like?
"I must insist you unhand me at once, sir!!" he shouts. -But then it just keeps feeling better and better.
There was a badly-colored finished piece to this, but the sketch is so much better.
Someone tell that artist with the miserable asshole Griffin character that a gallade doesn't have to be terribly expressive or have much of his face showing for us to get how he feels, LOL!
There are that many people into banging a gallade...hence the ridiiiiiculous of pron.
Two girlies explaining tiddies to Gallade. He's like, "Oooooh...I get it! -So you're saying that human males stare at those the way I'd stare at that butterfly thing on mega gardevoir's chest, or like how she'd stare at my studly gladiator helmet.
The artist for the above drawing (and many others, including ones I thought were plantpenetrator) is from an artist called 'mystical' on Twitter. Found a few more:
A pokemon trainer with a gardevoir assumes they are all female then is confused as to why she is never holding an egg when picked up from Pokemon daycare. The gallade will take the sex one way or another. It appears to work on first glance, but I'm confused at how the disk booty works. Is that a bit of nut sack showing?
And now...because it's on f-lock on FA, I will share a raunchy story about a pairing with serperior. I like how they cut right to the chase after the first paragraph:
This chapter will be from Gallade’s perspective. He will be a common character along with the other character in this story. Gallade in this will be a rather submissive character, so be prepared. This will be his first chapter and also his ‘first time’ doing it with another guy so at first he’ll be a bit hesitant.
Chapter 1
Leaning against a tree drifting off to sleep, I stood under the tree in the cool spring day. Not much had happened all day, today had been pretty uneventful.
Quickly something snatched me by the legs and moved upwards coiling around me fast. Before I could look down at it, it had my arms and legs bound tightly to my sides.
Struggling out of instinct, I quickly found it only unless to fight back against the big green, white, and yellow body that was wrapped around me.
Stopping to look around, I looked up to see Serperior. I had trained with him before but he had never just suddenly attacked me before.
"Well hello there," he said in a seductive but masculine tone.
"What the hell do you think you’re doing?" I snapped at him a bit still struggling.
He leaned his head forward, "Oh don't worry. I’m not wanting to train with you, I’m just out looking for some fun," he said with a sly grin.
I didn’t really understand what he meant, before I could really think of what he meant, I felt what he meant.
A sudden sharp thrusting pain shot up through my ass without warning. My mind was racked with a cluster of odd sensations. I cringed and gritted my teeth at the strange and mildly painful feeling.
Serperior's lusty grin widened as he giggled seductively to himself as he watched my helpless reaction.
His big warm throbbing cock trusted in and out lightly inside my ass. My only reaction was to exhale slowly and close my eyes as it oddly felt kind of good.
"Enjoying this are we?" he asked as he teased me.
His eyes lowered to meet my growing errection hardening before his eyes.
His head lowered to my crotch as he continued to thrust his massive meat up my tight helpless ass. I barely knew what was going on as he did all of this.
I wanted to squirm and try to escape but it felt kind of good somehow. The feeling was paralyzing, even mind melting. I didn’t know what to think as his warm cock ramming up my ass to the hilt making my eye twitch, and making a loud skin on skin slapping sound.
Looking down I could see my dick fully erect and throbbing vibrantly directly next to his other massive cock between my legs. He looked up at me with his lusty eyes and slowly moved his lips around both of our members side by side.
The sensation of his dick thrusting up my ass felt oddly pleasurable, but with my dick being engulfed into his mouth along with his felt amazing. His tongue reaching out and coiling my ball sack as he gently massaged it with his tongue.
I had always thought this was wrong… but it felt so right. I let go of my thoughts that betrayed me and just enjoyed the moment.
My mind felt like it was slowly and warmly melting as he fucked my ass harder.
Saliva coated my dick as the walls of the inside of his mouth clenched down around my dick as he sucked both of ours off at the same time with astonishing effect.
His thrusts were almost in perfect pace with his head bobbing back and forth around our dicks.
His tongue massaging my balls, gently stroking them; the feeling making my member throb like it was desperate to get my load off.
By now I had my head thrown back, clenching my teeth, and breathing a bit faster at all of this. The massive combination of all of this was making me start to lose it.
His tongue caressing my nuts, carefully shifting them around making me feel almost light headed at the satisfying feeling. His mouth making slight sucking noises as his head slid back across our shafts. A saliva trail hung from my pelvis to his lower lip. His eyes closed, bobbing his head back and forth tight across our shafts.
I could feel myself blushing brightly, my legs going numb, my mind going hazy, and my jaw feeling like it was made of lead as it just hung open.
His warm member feeling like a lava lamp inside me, and his mouth feeling tighter, wetter, and warmer than my hand ever felt.
My legs felt like they were made of butter, but Serperior’s coils still held me up. I felt myself nearing climax but Serperior didn't seem to be anywhere near done. He defiantly had some experience doing this.
Before I could think about not coming, I looked in front of me to see one of his vines reaching up to my face. Getting the idea, I just went along with it, it couldn't hurt to try something else new, not like this wouldn’t be my only first time to try something new today.
The vine finally reaching my face, it had a good sized 'head' to it, and the sheer width of the vine only helped it resemble a long green penis.
I opened my mouth for it. Without missing a beat it continued into my open mouth. It’s long round shape filled my mouth inch by warm succulent inch until it reached the back of my mouth.
The vine itself tasted like it was made of skin, emanated warmth, and had a bit of a salty taste to it.
Unexpectedly, I felt him buck his dick up my ass roughly. My immediate reaction was to lean my head back closing my eyes at the firm feeling.
His vine sharply forced its way down my throat firmly all of a sudden. I didn't have time to gag, just to realize he was shoving his vine cock down my throat.
It thrusted in and out, sinking farther down with each thrust; my saliva coating the vine that came out of my mouth each time.
I couldn't breathe but I really didn't care at this point, I had a dick up my ass, my cock being milked, and his member like vine down my throat. It all felt so new, so good.
He started bucking his body up my ass much rougher now, going in faster, harder, and at a slightly different angle.
I couldn't help my cry out, "Mmmhh," in pleasure at the feeling. My eyes felt like they were ready to roll back in my head out of sensory overload, but somehow I managed to keep it together long enough to let him finish.
Feeling his head beginning to suck away ravenously, he gave low, slight moans into our dicks as he lunged his tight mouth around our throbbing shafts.
I could feel my balls beginning to churn, signaling my climax coming near. All of the feelings I had running through me seemed to double every second.
Serperior's thrusting rocked me up and down at this point, slamming my ass as hard as he could, stuffing down my throat vigorously, and swallowing my dick side by side with his as deep as possible.
My lungs starting to burn and my body starting to orgasm, my mind went almost numb to anything not thrusting, sucking, or fucking. My eyes almost closed out of pure pleasure wile I struggled to not pass out.
Feeling the sudden rush, I mustered up the strength to clench my ass checks together around his massive rabid dick, my pelvis using what little movement it could to help thrust deeper into his mouth, and I slid my tongue around his long member in my mouth as best I could.
The feeling just racking my mind with pleasure as he slammed into my body for the last few times. His dicks pulling almost all the way out and thrusting back in quick and hard. His mouth almost sucking my cock off. It all just felt mind numbing.
I just lazily held my eyes shut at the almost indescribable combination of feelings.
With his last few thrusts, he slowed down but trusted WAY harder. His dick slamming into my ass with a dry slapping sound and feeling like he was going to break my spine. The vine down my throat felt like it was all the way down to my stomach. His mouth feeling so soft, wet, and tight, I felt like at this point my dick would be prunny from all the saliva.
I couldn't hold it anymore. My body desperately thrusting into his mouth as best as I could. The feeling of my balls churning and my seed rushing through my body gave me a rush. My mind flooding with chemicals as Serperior's mouth sucked me off.
The feeling of my seed burst out into his mouth, coating the insides of his mouth. He really seemed to enjoy it, he bobbed his head to and fro less as he seemed to be trying to get as much of my semen as possible.
With one final thrust into his face, the last of my cum had came (lol out of ideas without repeating myself too much XD). His lips around the base of my shaft had my seed dripping from them at places, his face a little scrunched up a bit, my guess was it was because of the taste of my sperm. He still wasn't stopping though, I had almost forgotten he was sucking himself of too.
Suddenly the rush dying down a bit, my body just became almost limp and helpless to his one man show.
The feeling of his massive shaft ramming up my tight rear.
His vine violently pumping like a drill, in and out it slid with my saliva as a lubricant inside my throat.
His mouth still enveloped my dick along side his, refusing to let my cock die down.
I could see a large bulge coming along the vine leading to Serperiors body. Like something was in it. Looking behind it I could see more lumps, and judging by how he seemed to be finishing up, it was pretty obvious what was to come (epic pun x3).
I could feel his dick up my ass and the one in his mouth next to mine beginning to convulse largely.
His coils around me tightened a bit, squeezing my body slightly more than comfortable.
My back popping a bit at the final thrust up my ass as rivers of his thick warm syrup shot up out of his dick like a powerful geyser.
His vine dumping burst after burst of semen down my throat somewhere near my stomach.
And his mouth filling up with even more cum, some of it beginning to pool in his mouth as my dick was now soaked with a mixture of both of our juices.
His body finally calmed down significantly. He began pulling out the 2-3 feet of throat vine from my mouth slowly.
His dick sliding out of my ass still felt mind numbingly good, his cum beginning to ooze from my asshole very slightly.
Looking up at Serperior, I could see him tilting his head back swallowing the pool of sperm we had both put out.
Still lying in Serperior’s coils gasping for breath, I looked up at Serperior's face, something clicked in my mind, it wasn't wrong for two guys to get it on in my head anymore, and my conscience for once wasn't against me. It just didn't feel wrong anymore.
Serperior's head rose up from my groin, still licking the mixture of our seed off of his lips. He spoke first, "so how bad was that?" he asked in a mildly seductive tone, giving his lips a loud lick.
My eyes still only half open, a mixture of feeling tired, excited, soar, horney, and sweaty. "I don’t know what to think right now,” I said still catching my breath.
A hentai where Gallade has some special mark that makes him irresistible to females. He gets into a couple of freaky pairings.
Not porn, but it's from a huge dumpster fire of a porn comic centered around Gallade. After he kills his trainer during a battle gone wrong, he approaches a town, mind clouded in pain and rage, only to be mind-controlled by a gothitelle who wipes his memories and gives him new ones. That's what I'm sure happened...I skimmed it mostly. Then it turns into gardevoir porn where a human screws a newly evolved gardevoir who gallade thought was his kirlia daughter. Hence, the violent panel. Then it completely jumps the shark in the worst way after the big reveal. All the main characters get walled into a house by a bunch of geodudes, and gallade gets mind-controlled into the worst sorts of depravity. Then the comic abruptly ended and hasn't been updated in six months. I figure the creator of it doesn't even know where it's going at that point. The only appropriate ending would be for gothitelle to take gallade behind a shed and put him down Old Yeller style. Maybe a few psybeams to the face would do it, or they could have a geodude drop a huge rock on his head. There's just no coming back from what happened in that comic.
Here's another that reminds me of some of the dumb crap I've read on the incel forums. Some guy put out a theory that left wing women who support immigration have an instinctual desire to be 'raped by a migrant'. When I saw that fucked-in-the-head gallade in the following panel, I thought, "He wants to be raped by a savage migrant as well....lol!"
Mega isn't in his usual dynamic battle pose. Perhaps someone pitted him against a good looking gardevoir, and he wants to make it quite clear he is in no mood for conflict? Nerdy side note: For all the fan art I've found, I could only find one twenty second clip of mega on YouTube. Weird thing is that it was in Japanese, but he sounded like he was saying his English name as a battle cry. His Japanese name is nothing like it and translates to 'earl-elbow blade'. Someone commented that he looked like a knight fighting a dragon. He and gardevoir are supposed to have a knight theme, like gardevoir's Japanese name means 'sirknight' or 'come o knight'. I'm not seeing it. They look more pixie-ish and insectoid to me.
There is a Pokémon that really does look like a knight, called bisharp. I found shippy fanart of it with gallade. It might even be a heteronormative ship, as bisharp is as likely to be female in the game as male.
I was just excited I found a booru site with porn I hadn't seen. Here's my guy being submissive to a larger lady bisharp.
Whoa...WHOA!! She uses him like a whore for an egg, then throws him tf out.
Too bad the artist didn't clean this up a bit. Mega's keystone must be in his collar.
Next ones are by the same artist who did the infernape drawings. I clicked on a drawing that looked cute and romantic, only to find out it was actually a mega gardevoir trapping a gallade in the flesh tentacles that make up his/her dress. I'm surprised there aren't more of that theme; it's the only one I've seen. Further down on the same post were two more of gallade getting violently ass-plowed by what looks like a human.
Maybe he's into it, who knows? Reminds me of a violent fan fic I found on Furaffinity where gallade gets brutally ass-raped fully numb but enjoys himself. They really cut to the chase in that one. It's the third I've read where he falls asleep against a tree, then...surprise! Pro tip: Gallades should sleep higher up in the trees. Off topic, but why are those damn furries so into fat-gigantism-inflation porn? That's all there is on Furaffinity. Pixiv, a Japanese site, has more artists who stay true to the original designs. Just a pet peeve, I guess. After this, I'm not in any position to criticize anybody, but...fuckn furries.....
Here's an example of what I mean. The only thing that would make this more typical of furfaggotry gigantism is if the artist gave him huge tiddies and pregnant belly as well, to make him a herm. IDG the appeal. Isn't normal sized junk good enough? Head canon: Any trainer who has his Pokemon calling him 'master' needs a visit from Officer Jenny, like, "Is everything going alright in here?"
Same artist also did this next one: I like how they put a male symbol on his booty, just in case the viewer wasn't familiar with the male-only character Gallade who happens to have an ass literally three times bigger than his shoulders. Someone might have taken him for a really butch female. He's panting in ecstasy, even though having a dick that big in him would be agony. They'd be running his ass to the Pokemon center afterward to get that perforated colon treated. Nurse Joy: "They're bringing that whore-mon Gallade in again...."
A mew wants to seduce a latias, so he/she turns into the Pokemon all others objectify the most......herm-appearing mega gallade. A gallade went from being the masculine alternative to male gardevoir to being just as much of a trap, except presumably it's known he's supposed to be 100% male.
I should add a drawing where someone actually got a mega pregnant. Even though mega is Rule 63-ed in porn overwhelmingly more than shown as male, the artist didn't draw him with swollen titties. I see m-preg as a transmale fantasy, as in...if it looks male and gets pregnant, then it's not really a male. What sort of abomination will come out of that thing when the blessed event comes? -Not to put mega down, but his offspring will have creepy weirdo human mixed into it.
Oh look! I found their half-human son! The degenerate human trainer had wanted to raise him to be an effete gardevoir, but he accidentally touched a dawn stone when he was a kirlia. They're making do.
There are literally 807 pokemon -I looked it up just now- but someone picked cofagrigus to pair up with gallade. -Add to that, it's a female dominatrix cofagrigus who has him on a leash like a slave. To be fair, all 807 of them are horrible and not fit to make sexy drawings of, but I'm just a sicko-perv. Just a sperg, but artists should stop drawing gallade with a green willy. -Like it should be the same color as his eyes and blushing cheeks, as in red as any place getting a lot of blood flow.
Maybe it's a play on how a ghost type would be one of the few who could overwhelmingly over power a psychic/fighter type. You put those two in daycare, and you'll get your egg, but gallade will have to play prison wife.
"This coffin with a mummy in it is actually haunted by a sentient being, and I'm trying to get her pregnant," Gallade says, hoping his explanation will make him look like less of a weirdo. It doesn't.
-Looks like he got pretty beat up in this last one. Maybe they had quite the tussle so he's down to half his hit points. *snerk*
A few more non-sexual ones I'm including for the cheesy smiles. They're funny in sort of a horrifying way...or hugely horrifying. Maybe that gallade is under hypnosis, and when he snaps out of it, he'll end up in the fetal position screaming and wondering, "Why cofagrigus?!"
That's not very 'honorable warrior' of you, Gallade! -Or maybe he's deluded into thinking he's helping his trainer with a human mating ritual. I thought it was freakin' adorable he's saying 'galee'. Maybe when he helped his trainer rape someone in the past, he'd stand there with his arms crossed looking smug during the act while thinking, I'm a best helpful boi... Then he'd wait for his treats, which would be top-tier after that sort of thing.
Shouldnt've worn dat cute scarf because now it's monster rapin' time, gengar edition.
Heyyy!! What's going on har..
Got an account on pixiv so I could see the adult oriented fan art. Overall, it's the best site to find cute stuff to post on Tumblr, but there are some freakin' terrible things on there too. I'm not bashing technique, per se, just that some of the content makes me raise an eyebrow. Anyway, here are a few things I'm posting just to be a goof.
This looks perfectly innocent, but Gallade looks like he's taking it upper right corner.
Gallade wants to go back into his pokeball.
This has to be the weirdest porn I've found to date. By some sort of devil-witchery, Gallade is teleported outside and violated along the way.
The artist who did these is a real sicko. I saw a few where gallade gets horribly murdered and had my mind race through a whole community mourning scenario where everybody asks one another, "Who'd do that to him? He was such a decent, honorable guy!" By that logic, he doesn't deserve to get brutally raped either, but here we are....
Piplup wonders what's going on here....is machamp trying to get a kink out of gallade's back?
It's not the sex with a slugma that's the worst part of this. It's that gallade is tied to a fucken rock. He should disappear into the first deep woods he can find. One just knows he was bred in captivity because one couldn't imagine a wild ralts making that massive of an error of judgement.
They all look like they're having fun, and Gallade gets a pillow this time. -But dat peliper filming......
Gallade using his psychic abilities to live out a powerful mental fantasy. Imagine what mega could do with Inner Focus, lol!
Gallade facing a supernatural menace. This reminds me of a post on Tumblr where someone drew mega in a ghost type castle and wondered what would happen to him there? I could tell you what would happen but it would break Tumblr's new child-friendly tos. -Long story short, he'd make it out alive -eventually- but he'd barely be able to walk.
Another ghost type encounter. Mega looks to be in amygdala meltdown mode. Maybe he watched his blades pass uselessly through dusknoir's body, yet it's somehow able to put uncomfortable pressure on his. He couldn't run because he got caught with mean look, and his psychic ability lets him know dusknoir regards him as an insect who is easily squashed. Dusknoir carefully lowers him to the ground and is declared the winner.
It turned out for the best, and they're buds. Dusknoir be like, "I would never actually crush your skull. It's all a twisted game we're forced to play." I'll bet someone ships it, and there's some big-guy-on-little-guy eldritch horror slash fic somewhere.
Awkward ghost witch sex where one wonders how those amorphous types get it on. Invisible ghost dong? I've seen so much eldritch horror porn, yet it could always get worse. Maybe aegislash stops being his wingman and wants more to the relationship, or he climbs into the wrong tree and meets trevanant. D-:
Someone call the Poke-EMTs because Darkrai fucked our guy to death. That guy somehow grew some legs and a penis because it doesn't actually have a gender (or legs or an egg group) in the game. Maybe it's vaguely ghost-like..who knows. X-D
-And so it progresses....a perfect addition to my pron collection.
There's an artist on Twitter that's (something something low floating) @Gallade475. In 2018, they make a crap ton of gallade/gardevoir fan art that was mostly cute with a few darker ones thrown in. This next one had a description that translated awkwardly from Japanese as a self-insert being wedded to Mega. -Not sure if it's supposed to be a joke, but if a trainer doesn't have a strong enough bond with their gallade, then he might suck the life out of them like a dementor from Harry Potter (which also might be in the gallade breeding pool if the worlds overlapped).
Found more of this style from a Russian artist on Instagram. The theme was always blue gallade pursuing an unenthusiastic green gallade, but as of recently, he finally gets him.
Green looking submissive and ready.
I saw this next one and thought..."Those glowing horns look like a mating bond to me. Now they'll never be able to stop ass-ramming each other."
"When my partner is feeling down, I like to comfort him by giving his crotch a hug with my butt."
Here's those two being assaulted by a machamp. The green one is beyond hope and pain, self-medicating with alcohol because he's already been raped so many times. The blue one is playing games, as gallades have a psychic advantage against machamp, despite their diminutive sizes. He's pretending his mind is blank and saying, "I...I don't know what to do! I can't remember what moves to use if I don't have some clown human standing over my shoulder barking orders!You're not going to rape my little body, are you?!"
Machamp would reply, "YOU BETCHA I AM, CUPCAKE! PREPARE TO GET MEGA PUNCHED WITH MY FIFTH ARM!"
Next one looks like gay cuckold porn (is that a thing?) since I head canoned the two gallades as being partners now. Blue looks like he has regrets because their size differences might be too profound.
Green gets a turn after all. He looks like he's in a state of bliss that also broke his mind. That's how I felt when I noticed that the amount of gallade-porn only exceeds all the fan art of Tomax and Xamot in existence.
Since my guy is smol, he'll always be the twink in someones gay muscle man fantasy. It will all be consensual because pro tip: A psychic/fighting type gallade has type advantage over both those Pokemon. Machoke is a fighting type and lopunny is a normal type.
A loser guy fantasy where a gallade gets sexed for intel against his mafia crime boss. You just know it would be more practical to torture him for info irl....or at least that would make his boss more sympathetic. Here, he'd be like, "What!?! You dimed me to the first slut who would bang you?!" Next thing you know, he's going out Fredo style. A couple of the incels on the site I quit claimed to have met women who wanted to bang them for intel. They're all afraid that they'll be snookered into taking Cabal wives. I'm just like, "Shut up and admit you are still single because either you have severe aspergers or you're like the people I work with and are too lazy and easily bored to work on meaningful relationships."
Darkest thing I'll post because it looks like a child-like kirlia being molested, then being forced to evolve with the dawn stone in an awkward place. This breached the uncanny valley. Gallade looks too human. Damn furries!
Is the next one supposed to be a round of ass-passion? -Or is machoke saving gallade's life via the heimlich maneuver after a bit of food becomes lodged in that absurdly thin neck?
Someone cropped porn and added the description: "Gallade having a drink from a fountain after a hard training session."
Oh...so it's THAT kind of training session!
Aaaawwwwww......
Oh shit.....is that Gallade resting under a tree?! You just know he's asking for trouble.
I get the twisted scenario behind this next one. Ditto will normally breed by transforming into the opposite gender of whatever pokemon is put in with it. The two nurses have to explain to gallade that since his breed is 100% male, they have to do it the hard way, as they have no gardevoir present to represent the female of the species for ditto to model. If only he had been a male gardevoir, it would have been do-able. Gallade says, "I don't want to..." and crouches into a corner. Audino and Blissey approach him calmly and tell him that his master dropped ten grand to breed him, and that he exists for his master's pleasure. They were going to get as many baby ralts from him as possible. They might look like a couple of cotton candy fluff gum-drops, but to gallade, they come across as two buff orderlies who don't take shit. One shoots him with a mild sedative so he won't be tempted to use close combat on them. They pry him out of his corner and hold him down, trying to be as gentle as possible while he's forcibly stimulated and raped over and over by an amorphous blob. It wouldn't do to have him heart attack from stress.
What mating with ditto is actually like, lol!
On a lighter note, here's a gallade as a victim of someone's tickle fetish. He has a brave, steadfast nature and is ready to face what's to come. Lucky for him, his captor (who is probably another psychic-type pokemon) doesn't really want to hurt him.
Holy bajesus was there a lot of pron. -So very very much porn that I had to browse through LOTS AND LOTS to choose the very few things I liked enough to include in this post.
Gallade hopes you enjoyed his lewds. I worked very hard to find every bit of Gallade porn there is to be found online (and prob haven't seen it all), so take a gander at the best being all in one place. *creepy wink*
Because I can...
Gallade is not for LEWD. -4 Chan Autist #1
Gallade is my favorite Poke because of how versatile he is. He can be a cute special boy, a total bro, a good father, a good lover, a badass knight or make extremely good lewds. -4 Chan Autist #2
Gallade wonders about what horrors you are about to witness under that cut!
Blue must have paralysed Green with thunder punch, then finished up with draining kiss. :-D
Gallade is always hot for Gardevoir, even when she has a fifty percent chance of having a penis. -And the penis in the next drawing clearly looks like it's coming out of Gardevoir. They had better hurry up and get busy because Gallade doesn't look like he can hold off much longer.
Gallade could do a lot worse than Infernape...and he does. Just wait until you see the ghost action further down in this post.
Gallade to Infernape: When she pets me, she gives me a treat and calls me a best boi. When you pet me, you're thinking about tearing into my ass like a feral gorilla.
Heyy, what do you know...
I cut out the lower anatomy out of the next one because it was wonky. Gallade has a weird booty.
Including this because the art is kind of cute, even though the subject matter is gross. It must be a degradation fantasy.
Artist gave Gallade a micro penis. I thought..well maybe gardevoir is small down there too. -But then you'd see a male gardevoir hung like a donkey, yet come to find out the females don't care about penis size. They're into the males with the bigger gladiator helmets. Oop..Gallade wins.
More of this. Infernape be like, "If we're doing face-to-face, then I have to secure your arms. I can't have you accidentally slicing me to pieces while caught up in the throes of passion."
….And another:
Aftermath:
"Oh shit! We were in deep fog a minute ago!"
Even when it's hetero, gardevoir is always on top. She like, "Take that rock to the back of your head, bitch!"
Why did she need to tie him up? I'm sure he would have went willingly.
A happy family scene where they can't stop going at it long enough to watch their million kids.
Role reversal fan art...although gardevoir is already stronger supernaturally.
That head piece is HUGE. I'm going to have to put that guy in one of those 'you versus the guy she told you not to worry about' memes.
Here's a Chad Gallade. He's still smaller than Gardevoir, but he only does females....and the head piece is YUGE.
A moment of indecision. His master ordered him not to cut through them, but maybe he should disobey just this once....
Another bondage pic. I couldn't believe I'd found another when there should be...zero bondage pics of Gallade. Actually, there's three, but the third isn't that good because the artist kind of made him a hybrid with mega, and it didn't look right. The one above is outstanding, like the artist put loving care into making the strings change color in the light and such. Anyway, here's another of Gallade not sure what's going on, but he was promised lots of treats if he went through some extra speshul training, plus they'd give him hugs and petting that would make him feel good from the waist down.
-because there never can be enough. Gallade accepts his treat and waits to be fondled. For him, it's no less of a fucked up life than being forced to battle random creatures until one or the other passes out or drops from exhaustion.
Why is this guy so nervous?
Oh...because his trainer is a sicko.
How is this move useful in the context of a battle?
Gallade was a shy creature who didn't like bright lights and the noise of the crowd..especially when many pairs of eyes were focused on him in a packed arena. If he lived wild, he'd hide in the tall trees and only come out during periods of deep fog. He only endured battling because his trainer had the ability to transform him into a superhero with cape-like wings, and the crowd generally cheered his success and appreciated his beauty.
On this day, things would turn for the worst. His opponent turned out to be a stunning mega gardevoir with devilish gleaming eyes and a shimmery black dress. His body instantly reacted, and so did the crowd. To his further dismay, the gardevoir turned out to be a male a head taller than him. His trainer yelled out, "Just give us a good battle, champ, and we'll send you to daycare afterward!" The crowd laughed harder.
You're very beautiful... Gallade said telepathically, bowing politely to his opponent. You may kill me now...
It's supposed to be fan art of Mega wearing a condom..hence the air pockets. My fantasy is still valid though. One might think he'd cover himself in embarrassment, but when one has blades sticking out of ones arms, then one might want to keep them far away from the junk. That's a mistake one only gets to make once.
Then again....perhaps he could retract dem blades WAYY down. Now that mega's trainer knows he gets a hard-on for males, -even if they look like females- he thinks, "It's worth a try, and we have a pretty good bond..." Mega is embarrassed by the whole deal, but his trainer convinces him it's not gay if they just jerk off in front of each other to release a little tension. He tells him humans have a lot of fancy terms for it, but he just defines attraction to other genders besides the opposite sex -or other species- as being a good old fashioned pervert. It's tricky figuring out how mega feels about it. He has a human-like sentiency, but he's also a bit like a permanent child and a bit like an animal.
Alternatively, mega's trainer might have had another pokemon use hypnosis on him to put him at ease. That's why his eyes are blank. Once he snaps out of it, he's going to be awfully pissed off, which might go along with the next scenario....
The next one is hilarious because it's called 'being lewd with Gallade' with a disembodied hand grabbing his ass. Maybe that's not such a good idea when dealing with a guy with blades on his arms. He might seem docile enough to take it but then might reflexively decapitate someone with a psycho cut. Mega looks like he's being talked down, like whatever happened there, he isn't even mad anymore, but it's going to take a lot of treats and kind words to get him to wear his friendship ribbon again.
On that note, here's a Gallade in a very trusting position. Also, dem hands:
Gallade thinks, I'm going to try really hard to not get a stiffy this time....Oops.
... He like, "I have, but the psychic empath in me doesn't want to ruin it for you."
When Officer Jenny was arresting the guy in the next picture, author of that perverse addition to Gallade's description, she exclaimed, "I can't believe you took advantage of his trusting and eager-to-please nature!" The offender would reply, "Gallade came on to me first! He started humping my leg after a tsareena used attract on him!" That gallade would chime in telepathically with, ...I resisted at first, but then my ability to form psychic empathy with my trainer made me start enjoying it as much as he did, terrible as it sounds...I think I need poke-counseling now...
Gallade is psychic. He thinks, ..I know damn well you put me in this shirt because you want me to be sexed..
Gallade might just be an anthro....onion. Dat booty might be as squishable as you think, LOL!
At first, I thought she was doing a Dashiki from "Don't Be a Menace..." etc. "What..already?!" -But then it only takes an hour in Pokemon daycare to get an egg.
Gallade looking too comfortable in a slave collar. His trainer must have talked him into thinking he had a sweet deal. -No more senseless battling, but instead, he becomes like a performer who's on a permanent visit to Pokémon Daycare. -Except sometimes he has to pretend to be a female in heat. Interpreted this way, he looks even more androgynous than gardevoir.
A few more in that style. They may be fairly new, idk. Gallade eager to please.
Found one single drawing by the above artist Plantpenetrator that isn't porn. I like this style and wish there were more.
This next one was called 'glory hole', but it looks like his dick committed a crime and got put into medieval stocks. Maybe we're supposed to shame it and throw rotten fruit?
Wally grows up, and his five other Pokemon wonder why Gallade always gets to sleep in the tent when they go camping.
Adding this one because it...might be a lewd? It could be perfectly innocent, but it came across to me as mega wearing his stone in some sort of bondage gear. -Or it might just be that I'm a yuuuuge perv. -Might. That individual looks like a handful, LOL!
That last one was a tall boi. Going by the proportions/stats of the game, gallade is actually a 5'3" manlet, and he only gains ten pounds as mega.
Mega looking submissive. When it's sexy time, he wants any partner to know he a polite, careful boy...and don't think about all those sharp bits on him, especially on his wang. Gardevoirs are usually very nice ladies, but one could still accidentally kill him over a misunderstanding. -Didn't like this one at first, -as I thought it was ott- but it grew on me. I like how the artist gave him realistic anatomy, yet still worked in the proper smol guy proportions and managed the onion hips without it looking the least bit awkward. Add to that, but it's MANLY. There's so much Rule 63 mega fan art. There must be a couple guys out there who saw mega's design and thought, "Daaaayamm..that thing is so pretty I just want to smash it like a freight train going a hundred miles per hour until I put a baby in it.....BUT I AINT NO QUEER.." -Next thing you know, there's a ton of fan art on furaffinity with the typical mega gallade head and blades on bodies with huge tiddies and swollen bellies.
He should have ran while he had the chance.
This is a porn analogy about how gallade would be on the battlefield against male gardevoir. Gallade was created as the male alternative when gardevoir was interpreted as being female, even though it was intended to look androgynous wearing a tunic and hair helmet. Unfortunately, he was created as a weak type match to gardevoir, being psychic/fighting to his/her psychic/fairy type, so he could end up being a one-hit ko in a fight. He'd have to have one hell of a cool mating dance to compete. :-D
Male Gardevoir grabs Gallade's arms and says playfully, "If you try to resist, I'll moonblast ya!" *teeheehee*
Are you...okay there, champ?! She didn't moonblast you past the point of being able to consent, did she?
She looks submissive, yet he had better do a very good job pleasing her or he might end up like this poor sorry guy.
He's nervous because he's worried about ending up like that guy too.
Technical skills aren't the best, but I just had to include this drawing called "A Knight's Reward" showing our hero about to get rewarded with a hard pounding from the creepiest version of devil witch trannie gardevoir. Will this be a reward he'll like?
"I must insist you unhand me at once, sir!!" he shouts. -But then it just keeps feeling better and better.
There was a badly-colored finished piece to this, but the sketch is so much better.
Someone tell that artist with the miserable asshole Griffin character that a gallade doesn't have to be terribly expressive or have much of his face showing for us to get how he feels, LOL!
There are that many people into banging a gallade...hence the ridiiiiiculous of pron.
Two girlies explaining tiddies to Gallade. He's like, "Oooooh...I get it! -So you're saying that human males stare at those the way I'd stare at that butterfly thing on mega gardevoir's chest, or like how she'd stare at my studly gladiator helmet.
The artist for the above drawing (and many others, including ones I thought were plantpenetrator) is from an artist called 'mystical' on Twitter. Found a few more:
A pokemon trainer with a gardevoir assumes they are all female then is confused as to why she is never holding an egg when picked up from Pokemon daycare. The gallade will take the sex one way or another. It appears to work on first glance, but I'm confused at how the disk booty works. Is that a bit of nut sack showing?
And now...because it's on f-lock on FA, I will share a raunchy story about a pairing with serperior. I like how they cut right to the chase after the first paragraph:
This chapter will be from Gallade’s perspective. He will be a common character along with the other character in this story. Gallade in this will be a rather submissive character, so be prepared. This will be his first chapter and also his ‘first time’ doing it with another guy so at first he’ll be a bit hesitant.
Chapter 1
Leaning against a tree drifting off to sleep, I stood under the tree in the cool spring day. Not much had happened all day, today had been pretty uneventful.
Quickly something snatched me by the legs and moved upwards coiling around me fast. Before I could look down at it, it had my arms and legs bound tightly to my sides.
Struggling out of instinct, I quickly found it only unless to fight back against the big green, white, and yellow body that was wrapped around me.
Stopping to look around, I looked up to see Serperior. I had trained with him before but he had never just suddenly attacked me before.
"Well hello there," he said in a seductive but masculine tone.
"What the hell do you think you’re doing?" I snapped at him a bit still struggling.
He leaned his head forward, "Oh don't worry. I’m not wanting to train with you, I’m just out looking for some fun," he said with a sly grin.
I didn’t really understand what he meant, before I could really think of what he meant, I felt what he meant.
A sudden sharp thrusting pain shot up through my ass without warning. My mind was racked with a cluster of odd sensations. I cringed and gritted my teeth at the strange and mildly painful feeling.
Serperior's lusty grin widened as he giggled seductively to himself as he watched my helpless reaction.
His big warm throbbing cock trusted in and out lightly inside my ass. My only reaction was to exhale slowly and close my eyes as it oddly felt kind of good.
"Enjoying this are we?" he asked as he teased me.
His eyes lowered to meet my growing errection hardening before his eyes.
His head lowered to my crotch as he continued to thrust his massive meat up my tight helpless ass. I barely knew what was going on as he did all of this.
I wanted to squirm and try to escape but it felt kind of good somehow. The feeling was paralyzing, even mind melting. I didn’t know what to think as his warm cock ramming up my ass to the hilt making my eye twitch, and making a loud skin on skin slapping sound.
Looking down I could see my dick fully erect and throbbing vibrantly directly next to his other massive cock between my legs. He looked up at me with his lusty eyes and slowly moved his lips around both of our members side by side.
The sensation of his dick thrusting up my ass felt oddly pleasurable, but with my dick being engulfed into his mouth along with his felt amazing. His tongue reaching out and coiling my ball sack as he gently massaged it with his tongue.
I had always thought this was wrong… but it felt so right. I let go of my thoughts that betrayed me and just enjoyed the moment.
My mind felt like it was slowly and warmly melting as he fucked my ass harder.
Saliva coated my dick as the walls of the inside of his mouth clenched down around my dick as he sucked both of ours off at the same time with astonishing effect.
His thrusts were almost in perfect pace with his head bobbing back and forth around our dicks.
His tongue massaging my balls, gently stroking them; the feeling making my member throb like it was desperate to get my load off.
By now I had my head thrown back, clenching my teeth, and breathing a bit faster at all of this. The massive combination of all of this was making me start to lose it.
His tongue caressing my nuts, carefully shifting them around making me feel almost light headed at the satisfying feeling. His mouth making slight sucking noises as his head slid back across our shafts. A saliva trail hung from my pelvis to his lower lip. His eyes closed, bobbing his head back and forth tight across our shafts.
I could feel myself blushing brightly, my legs going numb, my mind going hazy, and my jaw feeling like it was made of lead as it just hung open.
His warm member feeling like a lava lamp inside me, and his mouth feeling tighter, wetter, and warmer than my hand ever felt.
My legs felt like they were made of butter, but Serperior’s coils still held me up. I felt myself nearing climax but Serperior didn't seem to be anywhere near done. He defiantly had some experience doing this.
Before I could think about not coming, I looked in front of me to see one of his vines reaching up to my face. Getting the idea, I just went along with it, it couldn't hurt to try something else new, not like this wouldn’t be my only first time to try something new today.
The vine finally reaching my face, it had a good sized 'head' to it, and the sheer width of the vine only helped it resemble a long green penis.
I opened my mouth for it. Without missing a beat it continued into my open mouth. It’s long round shape filled my mouth inch by warm succulent inch until it reached the back of my mouth.
The vine itself tasted like it was made of skin, emanated warmth, and had a bit of a salty taste to it.
Unexpectedly, I felt him buck his dick up my ass roughly. My immediate reaction was to lean my head back closing my eyes at the firm feeling.
His vine sharply forced its way down my throat firmly all of a sudden. I didn't have time to gag, just to realize he was shoving his vine cock down my throat.
It thrusted in and out, sinking farther down with each thrust; my saliva coating the vine that came out of my mouth each time.
I couldn't breathe but I really didn't care at this point, I had a dick up my ass, my cock being milked, and his member like vine down my throat. It all felt so new, so good.
He started bucking his body up my ass much rougher now, going in faster, harder, and at a slightly different angle.
I couldn't help my cry out, "Mmmhh," in pleasure at the feeling. My eyes felt like they were ready to roll back in my head out of sensory overload, but somehow I managed to keep it together long enough to let him finish.
Feeling his head beginning to suck away ravenously, he gave low, slight moans into our dicks as he lunged his tight mouth around our throbbing shafts.
I could feel my balls beginning to churn, signaling my climax coming near. All of the feelings I had running through me seemed to double every second.
Serperior's thrusting rocked me up and down at this point, slamming my ass as hard as he could, stuffing down my throat vigorously, and swallowing my dick side by side with his as deep as possible.
My lungs starting to burn and my body starting to orgasm, my mind went almost numb to anything not thrusting, sucking, or fucking. My eyes almost closed out of pure pleasure wile I struggled to not pass out.
Feeling the sudden rush, I mustered up the strength to clench my ass checks together around his massive rabid dick, my pelvis using what little movement it could to help thrust deeper into his mouth, and I slid my tongue around his long member in my mouth as best I could.
The feeling just racking my mind with pleasure as he slammed into my body for the last few times. His dicks pulling almost all the way out and thrusting back in quick and hard. His mouth almost sucking my cock off. It all just felt mind numbing.
I just lazily held my eyes shut at the almost indescribable combination of feelings.
With his last few thrusts, he slowed down but trusted WAY harder. His dick slamming into my ass with a dry slapping sound and feeling like he was going to break my spine. The vine down my throat felt like it was all the way down to my stomach. His mouth feeling so soft, wet, and tight, I felt like at this point my dick would be prunny from all the saliva.
I couldn't hold it anymore. My body desperately thrusting into his mouth as best as I could. The feeling of my balls churning and my seed rushing through my body gave me a rush. My mind flooding with chemicals as Serperior's mouth sucked me off.
The feeling of my seed burst out into his mouth, coating the insides of his mouth. He really seemed to enjoy it, he bobbed his head to and fro less as he seemed to be trying to get as much of my semen as possible.
With one final thrust into his face, the last of my cum had came (lol out of ideas without repeating myself too much XD). His lips around the base of my shaft had my seed dripping from them at places, his face a little scrunched up a bit, my guess was it was because of the taste of my sperm. He still wasn't stopping though, I had almost forgotten he was sucking himself of too.
Suddenly the rush dying down a bit, my body just became almost limp and helpless to his one man show.
The feeling of his massive shaft ramming up my tight rear.
His vine violently pumping like a drill, in and out it slid with my saliva as a lubricant inside my throat.
His mouth still enveloped my dick along side his, refusing to let my cock die down.
I could see a large bulge coming along the vine leading to Serperiors body. Like something was in it. Looking behind it I could see more lumps, and judging by how he seemed to be finishing up, it was pretty obvious what was to come (epic pun x3).
I could feel his dick up my ass and the one in his mouth next to mine beginning to convulse largely.
His coils around me tightened a bit, squeezing my body slightly more than comfortable.
My back popping a bit at the final thrust up my ass as rivers of his thick warm syrup shot up out of his dick like a powerful geyser.
His vine dumping burst after burst of semen down my throat somewhere near my stomach.
And his mouth filling up with even more cum, some of it beginning to pool in his mouth as my dick was now soaked with a mixture of both of our juices.
His body finally calmed down significantly. He began pulling out the 2-3 feet of throat vine from my mouth slowly.
His dick sliding out of my ass still felt mind numbingly good, his cum beginning to ooze from my asshole very slightly.
Looking up at Serperior, I could see him tilting his head back swallowing the pool of sperm we had both put out.
Still lying in Serperior’s coils gasping for breath, I looked up at Serperior's face, something clicked in my mind, it wasn't wrong for two guys to get it on in my head anymore, and my conscience for once wasn't against me. It just didn't feel wrong anymore.
Serperior's head rose up from my groin, still licking the mixture of our seed off of his lips. He spoke first, "so how bad was that?" he asked in a mildly seductive tone, giving his lips a loud lick.
My eyes still only half open, a mixture of feeling tired, excited, soar, horney, and sweaty. "I don’t know what to think right now,” I said still catching my breath.
A hentai where Gallade has some special mark that makes him irresistible to females. He gets into a couple of freaky pairings.
Not porn, but it's from a huge dumpster fire of a porn comic centered around Gallade. After he kills his trainer during a battle gone wrong, he approaches a town, mind clouded in pain and rage, only to be mind-controlled by a gothitelle who wipes his memories and gives him new ones. That's what I'm sure happened...I skimmed it mostly. Then it turns into gardevoir porn where a human screws a newly evolved gardevoir who gallade thought was his kirlia daughter. Hence, the violent panel. Then it completely jumps the shark in the worst way after the big reveal. All the main characters get walled into a house by a bunch of geodudes, and gallade gets mind-controlled into the worst sorts of depravity. Then the comic abruptly ended and hasn't been updated in six months. I figure the creator of it doesn't even know where it's going at that point. The only appropriate ending would be for gothitelle to take gallade behind a shed and put him down Old Yeller style. Maybe a few psybeams to the face would do it, or they could have a geodude drop a huge rock on his head. There's just no coming back from what happened in that comic.
Here's another that reminds me of some of the dumb crap I've read on the incel forums. Some guy put out a theory that left wing women who support immigration have an instinctual desire to be 'raped by a migrant'. When I saw that fucked-in-the-head gallade in the following panel, I thought, "He wants to be raped by a savage migrant as well....lol!"
Mega isn't in his usual dynamic battle pose. Perhaps someone pitted him against a good looking gardevoir, and he wants to make it quite clear he is in no mood for conflict? Nerdy side note: For all the fan art I've found, I could only find one twenty second clip of mega on YouTube. Weird thing is that it was in Japanese, but he sounded like he was saying his English name as a battle cry. His Japanese name is nothing like it and translates to 'earl-elbow blade'. Someone commented that he looked like a knight fighting a dragon. He and gardevoir are supposed to have a knight theme, like gardevoir's Japanese name means 'sirknight' or 'come o knight'. I'm not seeing it. They look more pixie-ish and insectoid to me.
There is a Pokémon that really does look like a knight, called bisharp. I found shippy fanart of it with gallade. It might even be a heteronormative ship, as bisharp is as likely to be female in the game as male.
I was just excited I found a booru site with porn I hadn't seen. Here's my guy being submissive to a larger lady bisharp.
Whoa...WHOA!! She uses him like a whore for an egg, then throws him tf out.
Too bad the artist didn't clean this up a bit. Mega's keystone must be in his collar.
Next ones are by the same artist who did the infernape drawings. I clicked on a drawing that looked cute and romantic, only to find out it was actually a mega gardevoir trapping a gallade in the flesh tentacles that make up his/her dress. I'm surprised there aren't more of that theme; it's the only one I've seen. Further down on the same post were two more of gallade getting violently ass-plowed by what looks like a human.
Maybe he's into it, who knows? Reminds me of a violent fan fic I found on Furaffinity where gallade gets brutally ass-raped fully numb but enjoys himself. They really cut to the chase in that one. It's the third I've read where he falls asleep against a tree, then...surprise! Pro tip: Gallades should sleep higher up in the trees. Off topic, but why are those damn furries so into fat-gigantism-inflation porn? That's all there is on Furaffinity. Pixiv, a Japanese site, has more artists who stay true to the original designs. Just a pet peeve, I guess. After this, I'm not in any position to criticize anybody, but...fuckn furries.....
Here's an example of what I mean. The only thing that would make this more typical of furfaggotry gigantism is if the artist gave him huge tiddies and pregnant belly as well, to make him a herm. IDG the appeal. Isn't normal sized junk good enough? Head canon: Any trainer who has his Pokemon calling him 'master' needs a visit from Officer Jenny, like, "Is everything going alright in here?"
Same artist also did this next one: I like how they put a male symbol on his booty, just in case the viewer wasn't familiar with the male-only character Gallade who happens to have an ass literally three times bigger than his shoulders. Someone might have taken him for a really butch female. He's panting in ecstasy, even though having a dick that big in him would be agony. They'd be running his ass to the Pokemon center afterward to get that perforated colon treated. Nurse Joy: "They're bringing that whore-mon Gallade in again...."
A mew wants to seduce a latias, so he/she turns into the Pokemon all others objectify the most......herm-appearing mega gallade. A gallade went from being the masculine alternative to male gardevoir to being just as much of a trap, except presumably it's known he's supposed to be 100% male.
I should add a drawing where someone actually got a mega pregnant. Even though mega is Rule 63-ed in porn overwhelmingly more than shown as male, the artist didn't draw him with swollen titties. I see m-preg as a transmale fantasy, as in...if it looks male and gets pregnant, then it's not really a male. What sort of abomination will come out of that thing when the blessed event comes? -Not to put mega down, but his offspring will have creepy weirdo human mixed into it.
Oh look! I found their half-human son! The degenerate human trainer had wanted to raise him to be an effete gardevoir, but he accidentally touched a dawn stone when he was a kirlia. They're making do.
There are literally 807 pokemon -I looked it up just now- but someone picked cofagrigus to pair up with gallade. -Add to that, it's a female dominatrix cofagrigus who has him on a leash like a slave. To be fair, all 807 of them are horrible and not fit to make sexy drawings of, but I'm just a sicko-perv. Just a sperg, but artists should stop drawing gallade with a green willy. -Like it should be the same color as his eyes and blushing cheeks, as in red as any place getting a lot of blood flow.
Maybe it's a play on how a ghost type would be one of the few who could overwhelmingly over power a psychic/fighter type. You put those two in daycare, and you'll get your egg, but gallade will have to play prison wife.
"This coffin with a mummy in it is actually haunted by a sentient being, and I'm trying to get her pregnant," Gallade says, hoping his explanation will make him look like less of a weirdo. It doesn't.
-Looks like he got pretty beat up in this last one. Maybe they had quite the tussle so he's down to half his hit points. *snerk*
A few more non-sexual ones I'm including for the cheesy smiles. They're funny in sort of a horrifying way...or hugely horrifying. Maybe that gallade is under hypnosis, and when he snaps out of it, he'll end up in the fetal position screaming and wondering, "Why cofagrigus?!"
That's not very 'honorable warrior' of you, Gallade! -Or maybe he's deluded into thinking he's helping his trainer with a human mating ritual. I thought it was freakin' adorable he's saying 'galee'. Maybe when he helped his trainer rape someone in the past, he'd stand there with his arms crossed looking smug during the act while thinking, I'm a best helpful boi... Then he'd wait for his treats, which would be top-tier after that sort of thing.
Shouldnt've worn dat cute scarf because now it's monster rapin' time, gengar edition.
Heyyy!! What's going on har..
Got an account on pixiv so I could see the adult oriented fan art. Overall, it's the best site to find cute stuff to post on Tumblr, but there are some freakin' terrible things on there too. I'm not bashing technique, per se, just that some of the content makes me raise an eyebrow. Anyway, here are a few things I'm posting just to be a goof.
This looks perfectly innocent, but Gallade looks like he's taking it upper right corner.
Gallade wants to go back into his pokeball.
This has to be the weirdest porn I've found to date. By some sort of devil-witchery, Gallade is teleported outside and violated along the way.
The artist who did these is a real sicko. I saw a few where gallade gets horribly murdered and had my mind race through a whole community mourning scenario where everybody asks one another, "Who'd do that to him? He was such a decent, honorable guy!" By that logic, he doesn't deserve to get brutally raped either, but here we are....
Piplup wonders what's going on here....is machamp trying to get a kink out of gallade's back?
It's not the sex with a slugma that's the worst part of this. It's that gallade is tied to a fucken rock. He should disappear into the first deep woods he can find. One just knows he was bred in captivity because one couldn't imagine a wild ralts making that massive of an error of judgement.
They all look like they're having fun, and Gallade gets a pillow this time. -But dat peliper filming......
Gallade using his psychic abilities to live out a powerful mental fantasy. Imagine what mega could do with Inner Focus, lol!
Gallade facing a supernatural menace. This reminds me of a post on Tumblr where someone drew mega in a ghost type castle and wondered what would happen to him there? I could tell you what would happen but it would break Tumblr's new child-friendly tos. -Long story short, he'd make it out alive -eventually- but he'd barely be able to walk.
Another ghost type encounter. Mega looks to be in amygdala meltdown mode. Maybe he watched his blades pass uselessly through dusknoir's body, yet it's somehow able to put uncomfortable pressure on his. He couldn't run because he got caught with mean look, and his psychic ability lets him know dusknoir regards him as an insect who is easily squashed. Dusknoir carefully lowers him to the ground and is declared the winner.
It turned out for the best, and they're buds. Dusknoir be like, "I would never actually crush your skull. It's all a twisted game we're forced to play." I'll bet someone ships it, and there's some big-guy-on-little-guy eldritch horror slash fic somewhere.
Awkward ghost witch sex where one wonders how those amorphous types get it on. Invisible ghost dong? I've seen so much eldritch horror porn, yet it could always get worse. Maybe aegislash stops being his wingman and wants more to the relationship, or he climbs into the wrong tree and meets trevanant. D-:
Someone call the Poke-EMTs because Darkrai fucked our guy to death. That guy somehow grew some legs and a penis because it doesn't actually have a gender (or legs or an egg group) in the game. Maybe it's vaguely ghost-like..who knows. X-D
-And so it progresses....a perfect addition to my pron collection.
There's an artist on Twitter that's (something something low floating) @Gallade475. In 2018, they make a crap ton of gallade/gardevoir fan art that was mostly cute with a few darker ones thrown in. This next one had a description that translated awkwardly from Japanese as a self-insert being wedded to Mega. -Not sure if it's supposed to be a joke, but if a trainer doesn't have a strong enough bond with their gallade, then he might suck the life out of them like a dementor from Harry Potter (which also might be in the gallade breeding pool if the worlds overlapped).
Found more of this style from a Russian artist on Instagram. The theme was always blue gallade pursuing an unenthusiastic green gallade, but as of recently, he finally gets him.
Green looking submissive and ready.
I saw this next one and thought..."Those glowing horns look like a mating bond to me. Now they'll never be able to stop ass-ramming each other."
"When my partner is feeling down, I like to comfort him by giving his crotch a hug with my butt."
Here's those two being assaulted by a machamp. The green one is beyond hope and pain, self-medicating with alcohol because he's already been raped so many times. The blue one is playing games, as gallades have a psychic advantage against machamp, despite their diminutive sizes. He's pretending his mind is blank and saying, "I...I don't know what to do! I can't remember what moves to use if I don't have some clown human standing over my shoulder barking orders!You're not going to rape my little body, are you?!"
Machamp would reply, "YOU BETCHA I AM, CUPCAKE! PREPARE TO GET MEGA PUNCHED WITH MY FIFTH ARM!"
Next one looks like gay cuckold porn (is that a thing?) since I head canoned the two gallades as being partners now. Blue looks like he has regrets because their size differences might be too profound.
Green gets a turn after all. He looks like he's in a state of bliss that also broke his mind. That's how I felt when I noticed that the amount of gallade-porn only exceeds all the fan art of Tomax and Xamot in existence.
Since my guy is smol, he'll always be the twink in someones gay muscle man fantasy. It will all be consensual because pro tip: A psychic/fighting type gallade has type advantage over both those Pokemon. Machoke is a fighting type and lopunny is a normal type.
A loser guy fantasy where a gallade gets sexed for intel against his mafia crime boss. You just know it would be more practical to torture him for info irl....or at least that would make his boss more sympathetic. Here, he'd be like, "What!?! You dimed me to the first slut who would bang you?!" Next thing you know, he's going out Fredo style. A couple of the incels on the site I quit claimed to have met women who wanted to bang them for intel. They're all afraid that they'll be snookered into taking Cabal wives. I'm just like, "Shut up and admit you are still single because either you have severe aspergers or you're like the people I work with and are too lazy and easily bored to work on meaningful relationships."
Darkest thing I'll post because it looks like a child-like kirlia being molested, then being forced to evolve with the dawn stone in an awkward place. This breached the uncanny valley. Gallade looks too human. Damn furries!
Is the next one supposed to be a round of ass-passion? -Or is machoke saving gallade's life via the heimlich maneuver after a bit of food becomes lodged in that absurdly thin neck?
Someone cropped porn and added the description: "Gallade having a drink from a fountain after a hard training session."
Oh...so it's THAT kind of training session!
Aaaawwwwww......
Oh shit.....is that Gallade resting under a tree?! You just know he's asking for trouble.
I get the twisted scenario behind this next one. Ditto will normally breed by transforming into the opposite gender of whatever pokemon is put in with it. The two nurses have to explain to gallade that since his breed is 100% male, they have to do it the hard way, as they have no gardevoir present to represent the female of the species for ditto to model. If only he had been a male gardevoir, it would have been do-able. Gallade says, "I don't want to..." and crouches into a corner. Audino and Blissey approach him calmly and tell him that his master dropped ten grand to breed him, and that he exists for his master's pleasure. They were going to get as many baby ralts from him as possible. They might look like a couple of cotton candy fluff gum-drops, but to gallade, they come across as two buff orderlies who don't take shit. One shoots him with a mild sedative so he won't be tempted to use close combat on them. They pry him out of his corner and hold him down, trying to be as gentle as possible while he's forcibly stimulated and raped over and over by an amorphous blob. It wouldn't do to have him heart attack from stress.
What mating with ditto is actually like, lol!
On a lighter note, here's a gallade as a victim of someone's tickle fetish. He has a brave, steadfast nature and is ready to face what's to come. Lucky for him, his captor (who is probably another psychic-type pokemon) doesn't really want to hurt him.
Holy bajesus was there a lot of pron. -So very very much porn that I had to browse through LOTS AND LOTS to choose the very few things I liked enough to include in this post.
Gallade hopes you enjoyed his lewds. I worked very hard to find every bit of Gallade porn there is to be found online (and prob haven't seen it all), so take a gander at the best being all in one place. *creepy wink*
Because I can...