К пастуху, пасущему стадо овец, подъезжает на машине какой-то тип, высовывается из окна и говорит ( Read more... )

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Dear Employees,

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age and above on early retirement.  This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme ( Read more... )

Official BORAT Mankini is on sale on Amazon!

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The salesman and the system analyst took off to spend a weekend in the ( Read more... )

Endless Loop, n.:
see Loop, Endless.
Loop, Endless, n.:
see Endless Loop.
-- Random Shack Data Processing Dictionary

cerebral atrophy, n ( Read more... )

Ok.

Wireless Apple Keyboard - check
Apple 24" LED display - check
Apple 15" MacBookPro +SSD +2.8ghz +4gb - check
Apple Time Capsule - check

Thank you Santa!

Santa, please bring me for xmas this short list of presents. Thank you.

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fall and do a hundred. bitch.

29/10/2008 2:46 update: only could do 26.
http://hundredpushups.com/
26 initial test puts me in Rank 3

2/11/2008 19:00 update: 20-10-6-6-4 / 60sec breaks
Program suggested to start with week 3 if I did 26 on initial test, so I went and chose the second column ( Read more... )