There are some things that, when said from the mouth of a significant other, make my teeth ache like I just bit into a sheet of tin foil with a mouth full of fillings.

The chief offender is baby.

I really really really dislike seeing people call each other baby.

Fanfiction, I am looking at you.

For me, the word baby conjures an image of a ( Read more... )

Interviewer: “So, Ruby, I hear that iceblock you call a heart’s defrosting after all these years! Care to comment?”

Me: “Who’d you hear that from? Check your sources, what a lie.” [laughs]

Interviewer: “Not being plagued with feelings of guilt, loneliness, unrequited love, etc?”

Me: “Do I look like a Mills and Boon novel? No, I’m my usual ( Read more... )