If I made a movie, it would have bakers in it. And hitmen. Baker-hitmen.
Heeey nerdfags. I recently braved the office hours and the cop machine again in order to obtain the required reading for that other proseminar.
To find out it wasn't done.
So what are we gonna write that exam about in, oh, THREE DAYS? Don't know. Since the reader, which was supposed to be published in September, isn't done, and I will not be able to check again come Monday and Tuesday, I am going to go into that proseminar presuming the exam will be about NOTHING. The sweet topic of non-existing Victorian Poetry. Yep.
To distract myself, here is another lame awesome music meme, even though this is at least one hundred years old and you all probably did it already. But Velesti recently dug it out for me and the results are too hilarious not to post. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present the soundtrack to my life:
(16:52:50) Velesti: 1. Open your music library.
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.
7. ???
8. PROFIT!
Opening Credits: Nightwish - The Kinslayer
Worst song of that album, but not all that bad.
Waking Up: Harvey Danger - Little Round Mirrors
Kentrin is not a morning person.
First Day at School: Chris Paulson cover of Steve Earle's Billy Austin
Cause school is where your inner cowboy goes emo.
Falling in Love: Green Day - Brain Stew
Blegh. Don't like it.
Fight Song: Jack off Jill - Fear of Dying
Probably the most badass possible music to fght to.
Breaking Up: Robbie Williams - Nan's Song
Sad times, sad song :<
Prom: Nine Inch Nails - Demon Seed
Considering we don't have this thing here in Germany and if we had I would hate it to death, fitting.
Life's Ok: Jethro Tull - Weathercock
I love this song, it makes me happy. Life's okay when you greet the weathercock.
Mental Breakdown: Dawn of Tears - Invisible Words of Madmen
Adsfddfsdffgfdhgl. That says it all. Also I think that sums the lyrics up nicely.
Driving: S.O.A.D - Soldier Side
Apparently I'm emo behind the wheel.
Flashback: Afrob - Made in Germany
Flashbacks of great racial unrest and righteous nigra uprising...wait, when was this?
Getting back together: Schandmaul - Waldgeflüster
No better way to make up than with a lute in a forest, singing a romantic ballad, yes.
Wedding: Dropkick Murphys - Shipping Up To Boston
The mafia will be at my wedding. I don't know if that's good or bad.
Birth of Child: Jeremy Soule - Total Annihilation Intro Theme
My child has to be some kind of messias fighting cyborg vampire bears from space in order to deserve music this epic.
Final Battle: AC/DC - She's got the Jack
Compared to the last one, my final fight will probably be relaxed and rather disappointing.
Death Scene: Jethro Tull - Broadsword
Bring me my broadsword, and clear understanding. The Vikings will be my undoing.
Funeral Song: Right Said Fred - I'm Too Sexy
WITH ALL YOU GUYS THERE in any case my funeral will probably escalate into some sort of super faggotry fest.
End Credits: Megaherz - Herzblut
Because nothing says "This was an epic movie now go commit crimes in my name" than Megaherz.
God I need to read so much Reinaissance comedy now. TONS OF IT. Not that I mind, though.
Hugs out!
To find out it wasn't done.
So what are we gonna write that exam about in, oh, THREE DAYS? Don't know. Since the reader, which was supposed to be published in September, isn't done, and I will not be able to check again come Monday and Tuesday, I am going to go into that proseminar presuming the exam will be about NOTHING. The sweet topic of non-existing Victorian Poetry. Yep.
To distract myself, here is another lame awesome music meme, even though this is at least one hundred years old and you all probably did it already. But Velesti recently dug it out for me and the results are too hilarious not to post. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present the soundtrack to my life:
(16:52:50) Velesti: 1. Open your music library.
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.
7. ???
8. PROFIT!
Opening Credits: Nightwish - The Kinslayer
Worst song of that album, but not all that bad.
Waking Up: Harvey Danger - Little Round Mirrors
Kentrin is not a morning person.
First Day at School: Chris Paulson cover of Steve Earle's Billy Austin
Cause school is where your inner cowboy goes emo.
Falling in Love: Green Day - Brain Stew
Blegh. Don't like it.
Fight Song: Jack off Jill - Fear of Dying
Probably the most badass possible music to fght to.
Breaking Up: Robbie Williams - Nan's Song
Sad times, sad song :<
Prom: Nine Inch Nails - Demon Seed
Considering we don't have this thing here in Germany and if we had I would hate it to death, fitting.
Life's Ok: Jethro Tull - Weathercock
I love this song, it makes me happy. Life's okay when you greet the weathercock.
Mental Breakdown: Dawn of Tears - Invisible Words of Madmen
Adsfddfsdffgfdhgl. That says it all. Also I think that sums the lyrics up nicely.
Driving: S.O.A.D - Soldier Side
Apparently I'm emo behind the wheel.
Flashback: Afrob - Made in Germany
Flashbacks of great racial unrest and righteous nigra uprising...wait, when was this?
Getting back together: Schandmaul - Waldgeflüster
No better way to make up than with a lute in a forest, singing a romantic ballad, yes.
Wedding: Dropkick Murphys - Shipping Up To Boston
The mafia will be at my wedding. I don't know if that's good or bad.
Birth of Child: Jeremy Soule - Total Annihilation Intro Theme
My child has to be some kind of messias fighting cyborg vampire bears from space in order to deserve music this epic.
Final Battle: AC/DC - She's got the Jack
Compared to the last one, my final fight will probably be relaxed and rather disappointing.
Death Scene: Jethro Tull - Broadsword
Bring me my broadsword, and clear understanding. The Vikings will be my undoing.
Funeral Song: Right Said Fred - I'm Too Sexy
WITH ALL YOU GUYS THERE in any case my funeral will probably escalate into some sort of super faggotry fest.
End Credits: Megaherz - Herzblut
Because nothing says "This was an epic movie now go commit crimes in my name" than Megaherz.
God I need to read so much Reinaissance comedy now. TONS OF IT. Not that I mind, though.
Hugs out!