oh dude. totally stoked on what I did this weekend. motherfuckin' grandma's face! makin' love to my brother n shit.

Love my girlfriend but I totally want to sleep with a man.

Ohh lordy lord I's back. All you do is spray vinegar on me. DOUCHE with it bitch ( Read more... )

motherfuckin' space jam. Mickael Geordan will rock you like a bad Motley Crue video.

Colewge sure has a whole buncha work. Fuck a whole buncha small text in 130 scrilla books!

holy lord my hands look like fuckin' baseball mits when I put them next to my genitals. God damn this Hacker curse.

I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES.

WHO WANTS TO FUCK?!

What in the name of hell is a swami jnanananad? Is that some sort of middle eastern equivilant to a ph.D?

I like penises better than ice cream. Cowabunga.

HOLY FUCK MOUTH I had a great day guys! I was tottaly anticupating some rough interviews but I hit the mark with all of them. You may ask yourself, How is it that a still born retard like myself can dazzle busyness owners? I have flexible rock n roll nuts that's how. You may have seen photos of them. I posted a bunch. My cousin totally thinks they ( Read more... )

a FUCK face on here stole my other account so I had to open this one. He's using my super cool getupkid LJ id. Ignore everything he says. HE IS AN IMPOASTER. I'll burn his buns in a toaster. I've got half a mind to girate my grandfather's bad hip all in his face until he has black hacker hairs in his teeth. Ooo fucking revenge will be mine I ( Read more... )

OH MY GOD its like god himself told me I could jam with his creashuns. I got me a job at a daycare. HIDE YO CHILLINS I'm damned stoked for all the genitol touching i's about to start. After a heavy dose of "meangirls" I will give them children a heafty dose of kent purversion. I will make my daddy prou.d Holy fuck face there parents will never know ( Read more... )

So I guess last nights adventure in movieland proved I am a fucking nutcase. The mixture of "Jersey Girl" and "Vulgar" shot me into some strange dream world , causeing me to become some type of A&R rep for bigshot white rappers. "Hi! my name is Kent Hacker, from Slim shadey/Aftermath recordings. Do you Know who Eminem is?. How the fuck do I end up ( Read more... )

This is me:

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