New journal. double da entry nig uhs.
So I guess last nights adventure in movieland proved I am a fucking nutcase. The mixture of "Jersey Girl" and "Vulgar" shot me into some strange dream world , causeing me to become some type of A&R rep for bigshot white rappers. "Hi! my name is Kent Hacker, from Slim shadey/Aftermath recordings. Do you Know who Eminem is?. How the fuck do I end up saying this shit in my sleep? and how does Holly really put up with this kind of nonsense almost every morning? I guess a couple of weeks ago I told her I was gonna take me dick out and slap it on her neck. Jesus fuckshit I'm gonna set up a camera in the room just for gold spewing from my mouth in my sleep, then make my own website and sell this shit. I'm gonna be rich motherfuckers rich. Value Village is gonna love my ass working there. Plan for today: "Mean Girls" & fucking rock&roll.