This post is to my new friend Kato. I wonder if you'll read this...

PS You better not pretend to know me! Shit I should have taken a picture as proof so you couldn't deny it.

So it turns out everything is gay. My parents are out of town untill tomorow night and theres not one single party, no house trashing, no friends and not a single illegal substance to be seen. What a lousy waste.

Edit - And the day was saved by Bruce and Daniel, who wandered this way at like 1. It's safe to say that good times were had by all.

So I was thinking about it, right?

Ryan is the best person I know.

Best looking, strongest, smartest, best looking and overall has the largest e-penis of any man alive. In light of all this I, Adam Kendal, of sound mind and uncompramised account, do hereby bequeath all of my earthly possessions to Ryan Danger Petroff as of right..... nnnnnnow.

I said i would stop impersonating kendal, but this is simply too rich ( Read more... )

so here i am hacking Stink Face's liverjournal once again. now notice that i spell the name with capitals, that is because i believe that it is not just a silly nickname, but one that deserves the recognition of a legal name. so here i am now sitting at my desk furiously filling out legal documents to have skink face's name be legally changed so ( Read more... )

Most of you probably know, but Ryan Danger and others pulled quite the prank that clearly got out of hand. I did indeed leave my computer at his Castle while I was away, and forgot that it auto-logs me into pretty much everything and how gay i am ( Read more... )

I hate my friends. Seriously, I leave my computer with my close friends to watch, and what's the first thing they do? Invade my motherfucking privacy and impersonate me, trying to ruin my reputation. Telling Sarah I love her? That shit is really hurtful guys, how would you feel if your crush told you that when they didn't want you at all? That shit ( Read more... )

Alright, I'm sixteen and I'm pretty sure I know the business. I think I have it down; business and money and education and girls and everything else you need to know about. Some things, however, are really rather troublesome. Like physics and quantum stiff, right? No one on earth understands that, but no one really needs to know it. But I sort of ( Read more... )

So I'm getting a haircut tomorow but I can't choose between at least two options.

Uber scenecore cut(something like that):


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