...I broke the boys in AP on Friday.
It was just the three of us (myself, RetroMan and OfficeCrush) in the pub as JungleTrekker was on holiday and YoungCutie was using up his lieu time for the role swap exercise on the previous Sunday. OfficeCrush mentioned something he'd read about Premiership footballers going down on each other out of boredom, which reminded me of a comment thread in
duranorak's journal from a year or more ago. I therefore introduced them to the concept of slash fiction...
There was a short pause, while their brains underwent a crash/reboot procedure. Then the conversation picked up again.