Pointless News And Rambling
1.) I have a cold. And a sunburn. AT THE SAME TIME. (No, I don't understand it either. v-v")
2.) Conversation with an eleven year old student a few days ago:
Me: (looking over at a table where a few boys are working together) Need any help, guys?
Boy: No, I know how to do this!
Me: Great, so you can be the teacher and help the others!
Boy: I don't want to be a teacher. I want to be a pimp.
Me: ...I think you can earn more money as a teacher.
Boy: Nah, pimps earn tons of money!
Me: But as a teacher you don't have the risk of being thrown into prison.
Boy: I still want to be a pimp. I'm going to be AWESOME.
*cries*
3.) This "article" made me crack up so much. XD
My favourite sentence is
"If you still doubt the pain and suffering wrought by this undersea abomination, just look into the eyes of a young anemone child forced to grow up wondering why Mommy and Daddy live in the same body. This, my friends, is not natural."
XDDDD
2.) Conversation with an eleven year old student a few days ago:
Me: (looking over at a table where a few boys are working together) Need any help, guys?
Boy: No, I know how to do this!
Me: Great, so you can be the teacher and help the others!
Boy: I don't want to be a teacher. I want to be a pimp.
Me: ...I think you can earn more money as a teacher.
Boy: Nah, pimps earn tons of money!
Me: But as a teacher you don't have the risk of being thrown into prison.
Boy: I still want to be a pimp. I'm going to be AWESOME.
*cries*
3.) This "article" made me crack up so much. XD
My favourite sentence is
"If you still doubt the pain and suffering wrought by this undersea abomination, just look into the eyes of a young anemone child forced to grow up wondering why Mommy and Daddy live in the same body. This, my friends, is not natural."
XDDDD