Four Random Things And One Not So Random Fic [Arashi, Ohmiya, Aiba/Jun]
1.) Every time I wear a skirt and put my hair into two braids, I get quite a lot of strong(ish) reactions. Often in the direction of "You look so German!" (and mostly uttered by foreigners ^^").
I guess it must be the combination of long blonde hair, fair skin, blue/green eyes and huge boobs.
...You know this nearly tempts me to put on a Dirndl for once in my life (for those of you who don't know: A "Dirndl" is a kind of dress that is/was worn in Southern Germany. Thanks to the celebration of the "Oktoberfest" - another Southern German custom - in North America, Dirndl seem to have become the most clichee "German dress" in other countries), just to see the reaction of people on the street. XD
2.) I know that I'm ridiculously clumsy, but honestly, scratching myself with fingernails that are less than a milimeter long is ...kind of ridiculous. V_V" (Especially since I keep them that short to prevent scratching myself! >.<")
3.) *Looks at date* Every time one of the younger three Arashi boys has his birthday, I'm again boggled by the fact that they're just half a year younger than I am. (Or, in Aiba's case, one month.)
I'm so used to seeing myself as older than them, the fact that actually, I'm pretty much the same age as them (and, indeed, nearly a year younger than Sho) completely throws me. ^^"
4.) At the moment, I look forward to my half-hour train-ride every single morning, because - time to write! *___* I'm really in a writing mood at the moment, but I've got huge amounts of university work, so I restrict my writing-time to my train rides - and I love it so much! *__*
It's really nice to just get out your notebook and start writing, even if the things in it don't amount to anything. (Though pretty much all fic I've posted in the last weeks was written on train-rides, so something does come out of it a lot of times. ^-^)
5.) FIC!!!
Written after I'd seen the "One Love" PV and read beckerbell's comment how Nino looked "moody" in that shoot. (And we can all guess the reason for that, can't we? ;P)
It's short and untitled, but here you go!
„I can't believe they didn't allow us to get married in this PV“, Nino sulked.
Ohno didn't react.
„You would have looked so cute in a wedding dress!“ Nino continued and let his head fall against the car's window with a loud thump.
Ohno blinked slowly as he came back to reality. „We are already married“, he said reasonably.
Nino huffed.
„That was different! We didn't even have a cake!“
„But we had moles.“
„And Aiba-chan doing the ceremony. Yeah, I remember.“ Nino sulked some more. „I also remember that we were in a muddy field at that time and that our matching wedding clothes were overalls. We didn't even have a real wedding!“
„We had alcohol afterwards, when we told Sho.“
„And we had Matsujun giving us a talk about how he would kill us if we disturbed his precious sleep with our love-making.“ Nino's sulking pout deepened. „Speaking of Jun - I bet it's all his fault I wasn't allowed near you during that PV! I bet it's just because he wanted it to be his wedding only, because he's too much of a jerk to share!“
Ohno blinked again, as he puzzled over this. „Isn't this his wedding? His movie-wedding?“
„Oh, please!“ Nino snorted. „That's not what he was thinking of during the PV. Did you see the way he looked at Aiba-chan? He was practically in his pants! It was disgusting.“
„Oh. Aiba-chan and Jun's wedding?“ Ohno thought about it. „That's sad“, he decided then, looking sorrowful. „They had their wedding and we didn't even have alcohol. Or presents.“
„I'm not going to give someone who stole my wedding day a prese...“ Nino broke off. A large grin started to spread across his face. Leaning forward in his seat, he grabbed Aiba, who was sleeping in the front seat beside their manager, by the shoulder.
„Hey! Aiba-chan! Wake up!“ He shook him roughly. Aiba woke with a start.
„Yes! I'm ready!“ he shouted. Then he looked around in confusion as he realized that he wasn't expected to start working in a minute. Nino touched his shoulder again. Aiba turned around and blinked. „Nino?“
„Aiba-chan. I think I should give Matsujun a present. He married you today, after all.“
Aiba stared at him blankly for a minute, as his tired brain tried to process Nino's words. Then he smiled. „Ah, I'm sure he'd like that.“
Nino turned begging eyes on him. „Yes. Will you help me? Please?“
„Will it result in me having a rash in a private place again?“ Aiba, slightly suspicious after years of dealing with Nino's most creative ideas, asked.
Nino shook his head violently. „He'll love it!“ His smile turned dazzling. „Promise!“ He turned his attention their manager, who was driving the car the three of them were occupying. „Could we stop at a shopping center somewhere, please?“
„Please don't do something that will get me killed or fired“, their manager answered weakly and pulled into another lane in compliance with Nino's request.
„...Aiba-chan. What is that?“ Jun asked, as he entered his hotel room the next day and found Aiba waiting for him.
„It's Nino's and Leader's wedding present. For us“, Aiba explained.
Jun stared.
„It's very ...pink. And white. And glittery. And frilly.“
„It's a negligee“, Aiba explained.
Jun rubbed his forehead. „Is it?“
„A sexy negligee for newly-weds“, Aiba continued helpfully.
„Is that why it's got a sparkly red arrow made of heart-shaped sequins on its skirt that points down and says 'enter here'?“
Aiba looked down at the dress. „Nino said that it was his responsibility as best man to make sure you'll know what to do.“
„Was the cheap pink polyester dress with the glued-on pink glitter and the pink and white lacy frills all over it also his idea?“
Aiba pouted. „He and Captain said I looked cute!“
Jun regarded Aiba from the top of his frilly lace headdress to the edges of the voluminous, knee-long dress adorned liberally with lace, frills and gauze in various shades of pink and white. His eyes lingered on the sparkly red hearts, made out of yet again heart-shaped sequins, that were attached to the fabric approximately at the points where most people's nipples were supposed to be, and the sparkly red arrow pointing towards Aiba's crotch.
„You look...“ like a wedding-cake made by someone who absolutely hates diabetics, he wanted to say, but settled for, „...very nice.“
Aiba beamed.
„Captain said I looked as tasty as a wedding-cake!“ he announced happily. „And Nino said that you'd definitely love this!“
„Did he now“, Jun smiled darkly. „Yes. Remember me to ...thank Nino, when we see each other next. And now get naked, please!“
I guess it must be the combination of long blonde hair, fair skin, blue/green eyes and huge boobs.
...You know this nearly tempts me to put on a Dirndl for once in my life (for those of you who don't know: A "Dirndl" is a kind of dress that is/was worn in Southern Germany. Thanks to the celebration of the "Oktoberfest" - another Southern German custom - in North America, Dirndl seem to have become the most clichee "German dress" in other countries), just to see the reaction of people on the street. XD
2.) I know that I'm ridiculously clumsy, but honestly, scratching myself with fingernails that are less than a milimeter long is ...kind of ridiculous. V_V" (Especially since I keep them that short to prevent scratching myself! >.<")
3.) *Looks at date* Every time one of the younger three Arashi boys has his birthday, I'm again boggled by the fact that they're just half a year younger than I am. (Or, in Aiba's case, one month.)
I'm so used to seeing myself as older than them, the fact that actually, I'm pretty much the same age as them (and, indeed, nearly a year younger than Sho) completely throws me. ^^"
4.) At the moment, I look forward to my half-hour train-ride every single morning, because - time to write! *___* I'm really in a writing mood at the moment, but I've got huge amounts of university work, so I restrict my writing-time to my train rides - and I love it so much! *__*
It's really nice to just get out your notebook and start writing, even if the things in it don't amount to anything. (Though pretty much all fic I've posted in the last weeks was written on train-rides, so something does come out of it a lot of times. ^-^)
5.) FIC!!!
Written after I'd seen the "One Love" PV and read beckerbell's comment how Nino looked "moody" in that shoot. (And we can all guess the reason for that, can't we? ;P)
It's short and untitled, but here you go!
„I can't believe they didn't allow us to get married in this PV“, Nino sulked.
Ohno didn't react.
„You would have looked so cute in a wedding dress!“ Nino continued and let his head fall against the car's window with a loud thump.
Ohno blinked slowly as he came back to reality. „We are already married“, he said reasonably.
Nino huffed.
„That was different! We didn't even have a cake!“
„But we had moles.“
„And Aiba-chan doing the ceremony. Yeah, I remember.“ Nino sulked some more. „I also remember that we were in a muddy field at that time and that our matching wedding clothes were overalls. We didn't even have a real wedding!“
„We had alcohol afterwards, when we told Sho.“
„And we had Matsujun giving us a talk about how he would kill us if we disturbed his precious sleep with our love-making.“ Nino's sulking pout deepened. „Speaking of Jun - I bet it's all his fault I wasn't allowed near you during that PV! I bet it's just because he wanted it to be his wedding only, because he's too much of a jerk to share!“
Ohno blinked again, as he puzzled over this. „Isn't this his wedding? His movie-wedding?“
„Oh, please!“ Nino snorted. „That's not what he was thinking of during the PV. Did you see the way he looked at Aiba-chan? He was practically in his pants! It was disgusting.“
„Oh. Aiba-chan and Jun's wedding?“ Ohno thought about it. „That's sad“, he decided then, looking sorrowful. „They had their wedding and we didn't even have alcohol. Or presents.“
„I'm not going to give someone who stole my wedding day a prese...“ Nino broke off. A large grin started to spread across his face. Leaning forward in his seat, he grabbed Aiba, who was sleeping in the front seat beside their manager, by the shoulder.
„Hey! Aiba-chan! Wake up!“ He shook him roughly. Aiba woke with a start.
„Yes! I'm ready!“ he shouted. Then he looked around in confusion as he realized that he wasn't expected to start working in a minute. Nino touched his shoulder again. Aiba turned around and blinked. „Nino?“
„Aiba-chan. I think I should give Matsujun a present. He married you today, after all.“
Aiba stared at him blankly for a minute, as his tired brain tried to process Nino's words. Then he smiled. „Ah, I'm sure he'd like that.“
Nino turned begging eyes on him. „Yes. Will you help me? Please?“
„Will it result in me having a rash in a private place again?“ Aiba, slightly suspicious after years of dealing with Nino's most creative ideas, asked.
Nino shook his head violently. „He'll love it!“ His smile turned dazzling. „Promise!“ He turned his attention their manager, who was driving the car the three of them were occupying. „Could we stop at a shopping center somewhere, please?“
„Please don't do something that will get me killed or fired“, their manager answered weakly and pulled into another lane in compliance with Nino's request.
„...Aiba-chan. What is that?“ Jun asked, as he entered his hotel room the next day and found Aiba waiting for him.
„It's Nino's and Leader's wedding present. For us“, Aiba explained.
Jun stared.
„It's very ...pink. And white. And glittery. And frilly.“
„It's a negligee“, Aiba explained.
Jun rubbed his forehead. „Is it?“
„A sexy negligee for newly-weds“, Aiba continued helpfully.
„Is that why it's got a sparkly red arrow made of heart-shaped sequins on its skirt that points down and says 'enter here'?“
Aiba looked down at the dress. „Nino said that it was his responsibility as best man to make sure you'll know what to do.“
„Was the cheap pink polyester dress with the glued-on pink glitter and the pink and white lacy frills all over it also his idea?“
Aiba pouted. „He and Captain said I looked cute!“
Jun regarded Aiba from the top of his frilly lace headdress to the edges of the voluminous, knee-long dress adorned liberally with lace, frills and gauze in various shades of pink and white. His eyes lingered on the sparkly red hearts, made out of yet again heart-shaped sequins, that were attached to the fabric approximately at the points where most people's nipples were supposed to be, and the sparkly red arrow pointing towards Aiba's crotch.
„You look...“ like a wedding-cake made by someone who absolutely hates diabetics, he wanted to say, but settled for, „...very nice.“
Aiba beamed.
„Captain said I looked as tasty as a wedding-cake!“ he announced happily. „And Nino said that you'd definitely love this!“
„Did he now“, Jun smiled darkly. „Yes. Remember me to ...thank Nino, when we see each other next. And now get naked, please!“