Welcome to the vampire bunch! ...literally. I'm a little down over trying to hunt down a job, but other than that I'm doing pretty good. Crazy and random as ever, though since my last bit of writing, the story about the guardsman, I haven't put forth anything worthy of public consumption.
Speaking of that horrible mess of a game, there's something that I want to know. How? How, in the name of everything good and great, can you play the Sisters of Battle? Don't get me wrong, I like their concept, I like their fluff, and the rules aren't half bad. I was seriously considering playing them myself... until I saw the models. I am now convinced that they aren't actually Sisters of Battle, but Drag Queens of Battle. Or maybe Twisted Sisters of Battle. Please. Please tell me you did something for their horrible heads. ...Please?
Oh! One more thing! Who're you rooting for this year? I was going to go with my annual standby of Stephen Hawking again this year, but Tesla... Man, he's really pushing hard since last year. An extra level of agility, and he's upped his dual electro-pistols by three points of damage, which means that he's now literally run and gun. I think he might just be able to go all the way, unless Edison pulls a cheap shot again. What do you think?
My boss at Sears asked me whether I was a vampire given the nature and shift of my new job. I told him I was tired of slathering on sunscreen every time I had to go to work. Good luck with your own job search.
My Sisters mostly either wear their Ecclesiarchy-sanctioned Sabbat Pattern helmets, or I hide them in bunkers. Anyway, they're always facing my enemy, not me, so I hope that the testosterone present in their faces ends up panicking my enemies. I know it at least confuses and dazes Tau, but then again, merely yelling loudly will confuse and daze the Tau.
I think I'm going to have to go for Feynman this time around, actually. Tesla IS looking pretty badass like always, but with Edison as his Achilles' Heel I don't really feel too comfortable with him. The rules for Feynman's diagrams have been clarified so they are a lot easier to pull off now for some pretty ridiculous effects, and Feynman provides such a massive morale boost for his allies what with his bongo-playing and juggling skills having increased yet again. I mean, you do have to watch out for Feynman's drugs kicking in and making him next to useless, but nobody else boasts both quantum computing skill and the ability to pick the locks on Mayan tombs.
Also, I think that the Tau are just confused whenever another race gets their emotions going. I mean, that's the best reason I've come up with for their sterilization camps.
Speaking of that horrible mess of a game, there's something that I want to know. How? How, in the name of everything good and great, can you play the Sisters of Battle? Don't get me wrong, I like their concept, I like their fluff, and the rules aren't half bad. I was seriously considering playing them myself... until I saw the models. I am now convinced that they aren't actually Sisters of Battle, but Drag Queens of Battle. Or maybe Twisted Sisters of Battle. Please. Please tell me you did something for their horrible heads. ...Please?
Oh! One more thing! Who're you rooting for this year? I was going to go with my annual standby of Stephen Hawking again this year, but Tesla... Man, he's really pushing hard since last year. An extra level of agility, and he's upped his dual electro-pistols by three points of damage, which means that he's now literally run and gun. I think he might just be able to go all the way, unless Edison pulls a cheap shot again. What do you think?
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My Sisters mostly either wear their Ecclesiarchy-sanctioned Sabbat Pattern helmets, or I hide them in bunkers. Anyway, they're always facing my enemy, not me, so I hope that the testosterone present in their faces ends up panicking my enemies. I know it at least confuses and dazes Tau, but then again, merely yelling loudly will confuse and daze the Tau.
I think I'm going to have to go for Feynman this time around, actually. Tesla IS looking pretty badass like always, but with Edison as his Achilles' Heel I don't really feel too comfortable with him. The rules for Feynman's diagrams have been clarified so they are a lot easier to pull off now for some pretty ridiculous effects, and Feynman provides such a massive morale boost for his allies what with his bongo-playing and juggling skills having increased yet again. I mean, you do have to watch out for Feynman's drugs kicking in and making him next to useless, but nobody else boasts both quantum computing skill and the ability to pick the locks on Mayan tombs.
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Also, I think that the Tau are just confused whenever another race gets their emotions going. I mean, that's the best reason I've come up with for their sterilization camps.
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