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Which hand do you use?
either...
Have you ever thought about raping someone else?
no
What if you were shown a source that says rape fantasies are healthy?
i don't really care... it's still not anything that could ever turn me on...
Do you prefer to sleep clothed or naked?
naked. i hate being constricted...
What are you wearing right now?
a black sweatshirt and black prego yoga pants
Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?
husband
Do you hate it when people abbreviate the word 'girlfriend' as 'gf'?
i really just think it's dumb
How many people have you had sex with?
just the one... i don't need anyone else!
Were you drunk on any of those occasions?
not really drunk, but i've been pretty tipsy a couple of times
Are you a fan of PDA (Public Displays of Affection)?
i totally understand, like, holding eachother and kissing, but making out and beyond is not something that i want to see or share with the rest of the world
Have you ever been caught making out?
nope... a couple close calls, but never actually been caught... thank goodness for locking doors!
How many 'bases' have you been to?
i'm not totally straight on the whole bases thing, but i'm sure i've been to them all
Have you ever had sex on a first date?
nope
Have you ever had a threesome?
no... not anything i'd ever do!
Do you kiss and tell?
well, there's only ever been one, but i guess i did...
Do you prefer to have the lights on or off?
off... take away one sense and it heightens the others...
Do you have hair down there?
right now? yes
What about your mate?
yep, always
Have you ever given road head?
hell yeah!
Have you ever had sex in your parents' bed?
umm... yeah... *blushes* well, someone had to!
Have you ever had anal sex?
yep
Which is better- pleasing, or being pleased?
well, both are amazing, but i love the mental rush of being on the giving end!
Have you ever had sex at school?
nope
Which is better- a tongue, or a finger?
finger... so much more versatile
Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?
yep! the last one ended with me now being 5 months pregnant...
Have you ever kissed your best friend's boyfriend?
no, and that's an awkward concept...
Would you ever have a friend with benefits?
no, i'm too emotionally vested in physical stuff
How long was your last relationship?
well, the one i'm in is the only one i've had, so i guess the answer is 4 years...
When was the last time you masturbated?
about a week ago... i'm cut off right now so i'm wound a little tight at the moment...
Would you wax off all of your body hair for 100 dollars?
that doesn't include the hair on my head, right? if i get to keep the hair on my head, then i'd be all for it!
Do you own any sex toys?
yeah, quite a few...
Have you ever watched porn?
yep... it was really bad 80's porn, though... it was pretty funny
Are you single/taken/engaged/in-between/swinger?
taken
Have you ever done anything naughty with a webcam?
i've never had a webcam, so it would be difficult to do anything naughty with it...
What is your favourite part of a guy/girl?
eyes, lips, shoulders and back... sorry, too many to choose
Have you ever stripped for someone?
yep... it works better after alcohol, though!
Do you know what the Mile High Club is?
yeah... i still think it'd be awkward, though... and really hard to do without getting caught!
Ever done anything weird with your tongue?
well, does putting a hole in it count?
How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop?
mmmm... don't know, but i'll keep going till i get there!
What was the kinkiest thing you have ever done for someone?
wouldn't you like to know... that's between me and him!
Would you pose naked for art purposes?
theoretically i have no issues with the idea, but i really don't like my body,
Would you date someone outside of your religion?
no... it's too much a part of my life to not be able to share it...
What's the sexiest thing a guy or girl has done to you?
kissing my neck... don't laugh, it totally makes me melt
What do you do when you're super bored?
right now? sleep or read
Is Barbie really a slut?
who the hell cares?
Who is hotter- The Rock, or Orlando Bloom?
the rock
Which is sexier- a six pack, or biceps?
biceps, definitely!
Do you ever go commando?
yep
Have you ever sent naked pictures of you to a boyfriend or lover?
nope
Have you and your significant other ever made a sex tape?
not yet
Is your sex partner preference male, female, or farm animal?
definitely male
What is your marital status?
very happily married
Are you happy about your status?
i think i already answered that...
What is your method of birth control?
well, it's pretty much impossible to get pregnant with a baby living inside you, so that's pretty effective for now...
Besides the obvious, where is the one place your partner could touch you that would make you hot?
my neck or the inside of my wrist
What is your sexin' jam?
usually it's just whatever we can turn up loud enough that the neighbors don't hear us
Are you a talker, moaner, screamer, or all?
pretty much all of the above... i'm pretty vocal
Do you like having your hair pulled?
yeah
Do you like being on top or bottom?
either, both, somewhere in between...
Is drunk sex more fun than sober sex, or is it just disappointing?
not necessarily more fun, but it's definitely pretty awesome... i miss drunk sex!
If you could choose one celebrity to do the dirty with, who would it be?
i'm with liss... it'd have to be Vin Diesel...
If you were paid a gazillion dollars, would you have sexual relations with George W Bush?
not a chance in hell... not even a gazillion dollars could wash that kind of nasty off you!
Have you ever taken anyone's virginity?
yep! but then he was totally willing to give it, so...
Would you prefer silk sheets with rose petals, or a soft blanket by a roaring fire?
soft blanket and roaring fire... maybe even outside...
What is the best outfit you've dressed up in for your partner?
well, according to him, it's a toss up beween the black babydoll lingere and the plaid skirt
What could your partner wear to turn you on?
just jeans
Do you have any embarrassing sex stories you want to share?
i know they exist, but i can't remember any... i think it's because i really just don't get embarassed...
If you had to choose a cartoon character to make some lovin' with, who would it be?
no clue... i seem to have a thing for that whole three dimensional thing...
Have you ever walked in on a parent or sibling doing the dirty?
no, thank God!
Have you ever used toys in your love making endeavours?
lots of times
How often do you think about sex?
lets just say a lot and leave it at that
Have you ever been to a strip club?
no desire to
Have you ever worked in a strip club?
yeah, right!
Have you ever been involved in an orgy?
no. i'm into the one on one attention thing
Have you ever been called a slut?
lol... no...
How often do you have sex?
on average? once or twice a week
Do you consider yourself a freak in bed?
pretty much
Do you like it rough?
hell yeah
Do you masturbate?
sometimes
How often?
well, more often at times like this when i can't have sex... it's not normally a regular thing, though...